Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder, that's what I've heard.
It says here that this wisdom cube is the wisest being in the universe...
- Is it funny? - I thought I'd laugh till I die.
Okay, look at the time.
Why don't you go find out? I need to go back inside.
You can't walk by him without getting locked into some conversation...
This one time three years ago, I broke my arm.
He's just putting on a show.
Bumper sticker? Let me see that!
- "F that, "I said. - In that case, why...
Do it! Fight! Come on! Fight!
I was saying, I broke my arm in a skiing accident. Busted this tree in half.
Guess what, Carl? He hates foreigners, too.