Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

NICE TO HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW.

DEAR SIR, I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT YOUR STUDIO AUDIENCE

OH, THAT'S MUCH BETTER.

BY THE GIRLS OF OAKDEND HIGH SCHOOL, UPPER FIFTH SCIENCE.

STILL NO SIGN OF LAND.

N.. ..O. N.. ..O. N.. ..O. Naked naked naked naked naked stripper underwear

( birds singing )

Announcer: AND NOWA DORMITORY IN A GIRLS' PUBLIC SCHOOL.

Man ( upbeat voice ): I LOVE THE SURGICAL GARMENT.

IN A VERY ROUNDABOUT WAY?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

( fuse burning )

TO INTENSE INTERROGATIVE STIMULI.

WHO HAVE TO LINK SKETCHES TOGETHER.

THEYARE QUITE HAPPY WITH BREADCRUMBS, ANTS' EGGSAND...

Man: STOP IT. STOP IT.

OF THE McGUFFIE COMMISSION'S CONTROVERSIAL REPORT

so I put her in the torpedo tube.

WHICH YOU CAN PRETEND WERE HERS.

OR IF WE BURY HER, SHE GETS EATEN UP

Announcer: YES, ON YOUR SCREEN TOMORROW--

WE CAN BURN HER, BURY HER OR DUMP HER

I LOVE THOSE WHITE-FLAG TROUSERS

IF WE BURN HER, SHE GETS STUFFED IN THE FLAMES--

BY A PLATE OF BRAISED PUS TO A PUTRID HERON.

HE'S THINKING OF THE TREATY OF BLOODY WESTPHALIA.

LET'S HAVE A SKETCH ABOUT CLEAN, DECENT HUMAN BEINGS.

ARE YOU SAYING I DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

WE CAN DIG A GRAVE AND YOU CAN THROW UP IN IT.

NICE LITTLE CHAPS.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

( fanfare playing )

TODAY SAW THE PUBLICATION