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IS ALL BROKEN AND SMASHED--
AND WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?
SO DON'T TRY THAT FRACTURED TIBIA TALK WITH ME!
( normal ): BUTTERFLY HUNTERS?
STILL NO SIGN OF LAND.
IF YOU FRACTURE A TIBIA HERE, YOU KEEP QUIET ABOUT IT!
RELATIVELY UNDER CONTROL
UH, BUT THEN, THAT GOT ALL SERIOUS.
AND A TIGER'S BUM.
BETWEEN THE BATTLE OF BORODINO
YEAH, BOSS.
( second deep voice ): WHO IS IT?
YES, SHE DID. SHE DID.
ITS BONES BEGIN TO STICK OUT AND ITS FINS START TO FALL OFF.
OH, WHACKO THE DIDDLE-OH.
SHE'S WATCHING NEWS AT TEN.
WHAT SIR?
IT'S A FORM OF DEFENSIVE RESPONSE
IT WAS RATIFIED SEPTEMBER 1713.
HERE IN THIS ROYAL SET.
WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY, HAVE WE?
UM, YOU SEE MY MOTHER'S JUST DIED.
MR. J... SM...
33 DAYS.
ON TREATMENT OF INPATIENTS IN NORTH LONDON HOSPITALS.
I'M SORRY.
AGNES?
A MAN WHO SAYS THINGS IN A VERY ROUNDABOUT WAY.
WHAT?
WELL, HE'S NOT KOSHER.
COUNT ME IN, GIRLS.
CRACKLE, CRACKLE, CRACKLE-- WHICH IS A BIT OF A SHOCK
YOU'RE BLOODY FIGHTING AGAIN?
...OO... ...NI...
I'LL GET THE OVEN ON.
BUT WE HAVE BEEN PROMISED THAT WE WILL BE INFORMED
WAITRESS, WE'VE DECIDED NOW.
SOME RATS' BANE FOR THE BUDGIE'S BOIL.
WE UNDERSTAND THAT AT THE MOMENT SHE IS WATCHING THE VIRGINIAN
WELL, TO BE QUITE FRANK
SO YOUR NEXT SENTENCE WILL BE ONLY THE ENDS OF WORDS AGAIN?
WELL...
FRACTURED TIBIA, SERGEANT.
( booing and screaming )
MR. OHN ITH.
THAT THE ROYAL NA VY ISA HA VEN FOR CANNIBALISM.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT THE LEG, THOMPSON.
GOOD EVENING.
FOR THEIR TOUGH, RUGGED LIFE HEWING THE BLACK GOLD
WHERE DOCTORS' CONDITIONS ARE IMPROVING.
THIS IS THE STORY OF SUCH MEN--
COOKED.