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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
SAIL DOWN THE NILE ON THE BLEED-IT KOSHER TRUSS.
OF OUR MODERN NA VY.
BUT THE PATIENTS AREALLOWED VISITING HOURS
( sighs )
THEN WE GIVE YOU A HANDFUL OF ASHES
WHICH IS TOTAL REMOVAL OF ALL MONEYS FROM THE PATIENT.
ENJOY THE DELIGHTS OF THE VICTOR MATURE ABDOMINAL CORSET.
MORGAN HERE SAYS YOU FIND THE ABACUS BETWEEN THE TRIGLYPHS
NO, NO, NO. PLEASE DO CARRY ON
...OOO... ...NI...
WELL, I, UM...
( cries of disappointment from audience )
UGH. WITH A GAMMY LEG?
YOUR MIND'S GONE, JENKINS.
THAT HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN WILL BE WATCHING
AGNES?
OH, IT'S STILL RAINING.
OF THE SECOND WORLD WAR
( "God Save The Queen"playing )
IN CONDEMNING THIS SHODDY MISREPRESENTATION
AND INSTEAD SAY SOMETHING LIKE, UM...
YOU! YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE CRIPPLE!
AND THIS WEEK WE'RE GOING TO LEARN HOW TO FEED A GOLDFISH.
STILL NO SETTLEMENT
( high ): YES.
WELL, WHICH DO YOU RECOMMEND?
I USED TO GET IT VERY BAD WHEN I WAS A BOY...
THE ENGLISH CRIMINAL LAW
WE HAVE OVER 40 DOCTORS PER BED... UH, PATIENT.
Mrs. Lieutenant EdaLe here.
AND FINALLY, IN THE DISGUSTING OBJECTS INTERNATIONAL
33 DAYS, SIR.
WHAT DO YOU THINK THEARGYLLSATE IN ADEN?ARABS?
IN THE FRIEZE SECTION OF THE ENTABLATURE
ROGER, MRS. EDALE.
AT ST. BRIDGET'S TOMORROW.
ENGINE ROOM, STAND BY TO FEED THE CAT.
PUT THE KETTLE ON.
I WISH YOU'D ALL STOP BICKERING AND EAT ME.
Undertaker: FRED, GET SOME PARSNIPS.
RIGHT.
IS THE BALLOON READY?
OH, GOOD-O.
( rapid footsteps )
HOW LONG IS IT?
YES. EAT ME.
HERE'S ONE SPECIALLY RECOMMENDED
LOOK, IN TREVELYN, PAGE 468.
YES, YES, I SEE THAT, BUT, UH...
MINERS REFUSE TO RETURN TO WORK
WE BESEECH THEE, TELL THY HUMBLE SERVANTS THE NAME
I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE YOU WERE INTERESTED IN ME
Standing by to feed the cat.
Standing by to fire Mrs. Nesbitt.
( "The Blue Danube"playing )