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WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, SQUIRE?

WE CAN DRAIN PRIVATE ACCOUNTS, AND IN THE WORST CASES

WE CONTINUE WITH A MAN WITH A STOAT THROUGH HIS HEAD.

I would love him, and hug him and call him dinsdale

WELL, SIR, IT'S JUST THAT...

AND HE DON'T GO SHOUTING ABOUT IT, DO HE?!

( high ): MAN ALIVE?

YOU'RE STARVING. TUCK IN.

( deep voice ): HELLO. AGNES?

OH, WE CAN HELP. WE DEAL WITH STIFFS.

( man chuckling )

YOU'RE BEGINNING TO TALK IN A ROUNDABOUT WAY.

TYPICAL BLEEDING RHONDDA, ISN'T IT.

I'D RATHER EAT HODGES.

IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT WE NOW HA VE THE PROBLEM

I WISH TOJOIN MY HUSBAND ADMIRAL O.W.A. GIVEAWA Y

( Pomp and Circumstance playing )

Announcer: THE COAL MINERS OF WALES HA VE LONG BEEN FAMED

BUT THE HOBBY I ENJOYED MOST WAS RACING PIGEON FANCIERS.

( girls yelling )

COME ON, PICK 'EM UP, THERE!

AND THE OTHER ACTOR ISABOUT TO DELIVER

NOW, CONTRARY TO WHAT MOST PEOPLE THINK

DO YOU THINK I SPOILT THE ATMOSPHERE?

Interviewer: YES, ONE THING PATIENTS HERE DREAD ARE THE RUNS.

Interviewer: DUNFERMLINE IN SCOTLAND.

Announcer: THE RSPCA WISH IT TO BE KNOWN

The UNited States NavY wont ask... We will take anyone at this point

AH, GOOD MORNING.

"AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT" THIS WEEK

WHO WROTE THAT?

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