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HOW LONG IS IT?
UH DID YOU... DID YOU BRING THE, UH...
WE TRY TO STOP THEM SAYING
THE MOMENT THAT SHE CHANGES CHANNEL.
WE CAN EAT THE REST OF JOHNSON COLD FOR SUPPER?
THE BRITISH NA VY IS ONE OF THE FINEST
( sobbing )
( with high-pitched voice ): MR. MENTAL, WHY DID YOU START COLLECTING BIRD-WATCHER'S EGGS?
KettLe on.
ISN'T THAT SO, MR. PUDIFOOT?
AND THIS WEEK THEY'RE VISITING AN IRON FOUNDRYAT SWINDON
UGH. WITH A GAMMY LEG?
ON THOSE PERT LITTLE BUTTOCKS.
( slapping )
Before Sonic. The most popular hedgehog is Spiny Norman.
AND THE THIRTY BLOODY YEARS' WAR?
SO IT BLOODY IS.
PROPER LITTLE MUMMY'S BOY, AREN'T WE?!
WE CAN BURY HER OR BURN HER.
IN A WHITE WINE SAUCE WITH SHALLOTS, MUSHROOMSAND GARLIC.
NO, IT BLOODY ISN'T.
"HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE IF...?"
( music ends with raspberry )
EVERYONE EATS ME.
( pigeon fanciers cooing )
Man: Oh, come on...
TO STAND WHEN THE GREAT MOMENT ARRIVES--
THE FIRST GREAT ROYAL JOKE HERE THIS ROYAL EVENING.
LOOK, TELL YOU WHAT, WE'LL EAT HER
AND NOW, THE TOAD ELEVATING MOMENT.
AND WE CAN START OFF WITH THE AVOCADOS.
WELL, AT THE MOMENT, WE'RE BUILDING HIM A HOLIDAY HOME.
GOOD EVENING.
STOP THIS CANNIBALISM.
( man and woman giggling )
WE'LL HAVE TO START AGAIN.
( rapid footsteps and giggling )
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
LISTEN, CHAPS.