Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Adult adam: As much as my dad hated the sweet stink of borscht...
He's part of a funeral!
Say the words. No.
To the next game.
And I'm so sad 'cause I'm not good enough!
He officially realized how much he missed barry.
Forever. (television clicks)
Gimme the knob. No.
Man: And that's the replay of the greatest goal in hockey history.
Not the dreaded second page!
He's wrong. Goalies can't score.
It's a turd on wheels.
There's 10 minutes left! It's a tie game. We got to stay!
Adult adam: Traffic even came before his favorite thing in the world...
So what? It's cold as hell in here.
Son of a... (screaming)
Boom! Just saved his life!
Adult adam: Who was I to argue with beverly goldberg?
Now the question is, what's our show?
It's hockey season!
(sighs)
What are you, sally field?
Trains. Trains.
You took something I love.
When I was happy just to be a schmo in the chorus.
Welcome to the first rehearsal
Get...
The flyers-rangers game? No way!
Let's see it!
Where a young, budding performer can walk the boards
In the whole world, who deserves to be the star.
We'll be stuck in the parking lot for six hours!
And now please welcome
Adult adam: It was December 8th, 1980-something...
Adult adam: And it felt great.
That's how you sound. (exclaims)