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- Thanks. - She has plenty of battle scars.
Maybe she doesn't like you as much as you think.
Dad, listen. I'm going out with a girl tonight.
Do you always bring an extra girl?
Shayne, this is Keith.
- Did he go apeshit? - No.
That's enough!
- I didn't have the guts to tell you. - You're only 18.
Your parents let you go clubbing on school nights?
- Come on. - I'm sorry.
You won't be able to measure with existing technology.
- This is cute. - I want to talk to you.
I feel so terrible for what I've been doing.
Well, how do they look?
If this is how you repay a favor, I'm not rich enough.
I... I don't like to eat alone.
- About... - Not about art.
I'll see you tonight.
It felt weird being the only girl.
I come here and what anybody says about me doesn't matter.
11 11
After art school, what's he qualified for?
There's a good reason. You've just got to trust me.
My 2nd grade haircut
Well, you won't have to deal with it any more.
I wouldn't have asked you out if I didn't want to go.
Look, I'm perfectly willing to forget this.
The same as standing under a Ford. Why? You get off on it?
Hello, Canjorie.
How can you be so beautiful and so insecure at the same time?
You didn't use him to get away from Hardy?
Why?
It must be a drag to be a slave to the male sex drive.
No!
Do you see any reason why I should play games?
Ray, this is 1987. Did you know that a girl can be whatever she wants to be?
Yeah.
You're going out with low life to hurt me. It's working. It hurts.
Watts!
- What about her? - What do you think of her?
- Are you ready? - Yeah, I'm standing in an open door.
- No, not on me. I forgot 'em. - You never study.
Drop it.
That's my house, on the left.
Hey. Got some great news today, pal.
I want to know what's wrong. Are you in trouble?
Amanda Jones, right this way, please.
- I brought you something to eat. - A gift? For me?
Look, I am not playing. Just get out of here.
Stay out of his room.
Alex Jones & Mark Dice to Brian "Potato Head" Stelter
Too precious... ...for vinyl
You just got detention, mister.
Consider yourself reported. Get out.
Only a precious few may say the same about Amanda Jones.
Isn't it?
How could you blow all that money?
Could I ask you a question about number five on...
All right. Let's cut the bullshit.
- Did you have a good time? - Yeah.
I'd like to give Amanda a ride home.
You got... You got a minute?
I've said my piece.
SEMEN CUM PENIS COCK ASSHOLE TITIES BOOBS PUSSY SEMEN CUM PENIS COCK ASSHOLE TITIES BOOBS JUNK NIGGER PUSSY ASSHOLE ASSHOLES AND DICKS FUCK ME SHIT FAGGOT NIGGER!!!!!
- Leave it alone. - I can't.
No, I got it. Sorry I wasn't more on the ball. I was comatose.
but all I am getting is breeze, so c'est la vie.
The minute you stop thinking there's someone out there for you, it's over.
For God's sakes, I'm eating!