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Only a precious few may say the same about Amanda Jones.
You didn't use him to get away from Hardy?
Stay out of his room.
Look, I'm perfectly willing to forget this.
You won't be able to measure with existing technology.
No, I got it. Sorry I wasn't more on the ball. I was comatose.
Look, I am not playing. Just get out of here.
Consider yourself reported. Get out.
It must be a drag to be a slave to the male sex drive.
Shayne, this is Keith.
No!
That's my house, on the left.
Hello, Canjorie.
Ray, this is 1987. Did you know that a girl can be whatever she wants to be?
How can you be so beautiful and so insecure at the same time?
I'll see you tonight.
I feel so terrible for what I've been doing.
How could you blow all that money?
It felt weird being the only girl.
You just got detention, mister.
SEMEN CUM PENIS COCK ASSHOLE TITIES BOOBS PUSSY SEMEN CUM PENIS COCK ASSHOLE TITIES BOOBS JUNK NIGGER PUSSY ASSHOLE ASSHOLES AND DICKS FUCK ME SHIT FAGGOT NIGGER!!!!!
- Did you have a good time? - Yeah.
I wouldn't have asked you out if I didn't want to go.
Alex Jones & Mark Dice to Brian "Potato Head" Stelter
That's enough!
but all I am getting is breeze, so c'est la vie.
If this is how you repay a favor, I'm not rich enough.
- Thanks. - She has plenty of battle scars.
For God's sakes, I'm eating!
Amanda Jones, right this way, please.
The minute you stop thinking there's someone out there for you, it's over.
Watts!
Do you see any reason why I should play games?
Drop it.
Well, how do they look?
11 11
I want to know what's wrong. Are you in trouble?
I come here and what anybody says about me doesn't matter.
I'd like to give Amanda a ride home.
You're going out with low life to hurt me. It's working. It hurts.
Could I ask you a question about number five on...
Why?
There's a good reason. You've just got to trust me.
- Did he go apeshit? - No.
- About... - Not about art.
- I didn't have the guts to tell you. - You're only 18.
Hey. Got some great news today, pal.
I... I don't like to eat alone.
My 2nd grade haircut
Isn't it?
- Come on. - I'm sorry.
All right. Let's cut the bullshit.
Your parents let you go clubbing on school nights?
- No, not on me. I forgot 'em. - You never study.
Dad, listen. I'm going out with a girl tonight.
Do you always bring an extra girl?
- This is cute. - I want to talk to you.
After art school, what's he qualified for?
Too precious... ...for vinyl
I've said my piece.
- Are you ready? - Yeah, I'm standing in an open door.
Yeah.
Maybe she doesn't like you as much as you think.
- I brought you something to eat. - A gift? For me?
- What about her? - What do you think of her?
- Leave it alone. - I can't.
You got... You got a minute?
The same as standing under a Ford. Why? You get off on it?
Well, you won't have to deal with it any more.