Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I think it's safe to say that this party is about to become a historical fact.

I'd put more fiber into my diet and spend less time on the phone.

I'm not even gonna touch him I'm just gonna make him cry just by lookin at him

I don't know. It's everything.

- Stop calling me Clifford. - No problem.

Here? On a school night? Did I miss something? Is there a new world order?

See, they jumped me. Why don't you nail them? I didn't do anything.

By the way, congratulations, dude. She's smokin'!

Get lost, Hardy.

Maybe I'll stop by after school one day this week.

He'll have lots of chances. I won't hide.

There's only one way you use someone. You either do or you don't.

Are you being straight with me?

God, you hypocrite.

Yeah. Laura heard Hardy talking about it,

Aspen's OK, but there isn't much to do at night.

On Saturday, I'd like you to swing by my place. I'm having a party.

- He wants to beat the crap out of you. - It's for real.

- You look nervous. - No, I'm fine.

It's not gonna work any more, Hardy.

It's around the corner... under the bridge from my house.

Hey, Keith, what about these colleges? I expect an answer.

I had a better idea.

True, I invited him. Not to beat him up, to show you what a good loser I am.

Yeah. I hope so.

If you're gonna bug me and make me feel bad, can you do it later?

Then I guess I'm just gonna have to kiss her.

Could I go to the nurse?

Keith! Keith, is that you?

Yeah. I gotta do that.

- At least I have friends. - Are you sure?

I know how you feel.

- Well, I'll... I'll pull around. - OK.

- Those? - Yeah. Those.

What are you talking about?

- Where did you hear that? - Give me a little credit.

Don't worry. You're young.

You've hoarded that cash for years. How bad will your dad ream you?

There's Amanda.

What right does she have to break into my room? And I did not rough her up.

Those aren't mine.

That's very cute. I have to remember that.

A: You're too shy and closed up to even approach her,

Mess with the bull, you get the horns!

I'm not thrilled, either, so why don't you just stop giving me attitude?

It must be a hen house because 'cuz I don't see nothin' but chicken shit.

Now we're ready to party. What a beautiful woman. She is dying for you.

Wait. Watts... Watts!

- Can we go? - Eventually, if you stay cool.

It's ten after. Miss Albright's gonna kill us.

Excuse me a minute.

- You're lying. - Really?

Ease up, Dad. Any fool can get into college.

Hello. We've been waiting for you a long time, my pop and I. Come in.

We have all night.

Well, I'm one of those guys.

I want to give you this.