Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

On Saturday, I'd like you to swing by my place. I'm having a party.

Yeah. I hope so.

Aspen's OK, but there isn't much to do at night.

Then I guess I'm just gonna have to kiss her.

- Can we go? - Eventually, if you stay cool.

Those aren't mine.

- Where did you hear that? - Give me a little credit.

See, they jumped me. Why don't you nail them? I didn't do anything.

Hey, Keith, what about these colleges? I expect an answer.

- You look nervous. - No, I'm fine.

Wait. Watts... Watts!

Now we're ready to party. What a beautiful woman. She is dying for you.

I think it's safe to say that this party is about to become a historical fact.

By the way, congratulations, dude. She's smokin'!

A: You're too shy and closed up to even approach her,

That's very cute. I have to remember that.

There's only one way you use someone. You either do or you don't.

True, I invited him. Not to beat him up, to show you what a good loser I am.

It's not gonna work any more, Hardy.

- You're lying. - Really?

- He wants to beat the crap out of you. - It's for real.

Maybe I'll stop by after school one day this week.

Keith! Keith, is that you?

It must be a hen house because 'cuz I don't see nothin' but chicken shit.

We have all night.

If you're gonna bug me and make me feel bad, can you do it later?

Could I go to the nurse?

What are you talking about?

Mess with the bull, you get the horns!

- Stop calling me Clifford. - No problem.

Are you being straight with me?

I want to give you this.

Here? On a school night? Did I miss something? Is there a new world order?

I had a better idea.

God, you hypocrite.

Yeah. Laura heard Hardy talking about it,

- Well, I'll... I'll pull around. - OK.

I'm not thrilled, either, so why don't you just stop giving me attitude?

I'm not even gonna touch him I'm just gonna make him cry just by lookin at him

It's around the corner... under the bridge from my house.

Hello. We've been waiting for you a long time, my pop and I. Come in.

Well, I'm one of those guys.

It's ten after. Miss Albright's gonna kill us.

You've hoarded that cash for years. How bad will your dad ream you?

What right does she have to break into my room? And I did not rough her up.

Get lost, Hardy.

I'd put more fiber into my diet and spend less time on the phone.

I don't know. It's everything.

Yeah. I gotta do that.

He'll have lots of chances. I won't hide.

- Those? - Yeah. Those.

There's Amanda.

Excuse me a minute.

Don't worry. You're young.

- At least I have friends. - Are you sure?

Ease up, Dad. Any fool can get into college.

I know how you feel.