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Look, I was hanging with you fungi in a vain effort to cool you out,
It's gonna feel good to stand on my own.
Yeah.
WHERE'S THE FUCKING GRID, KEITH DAD, THE GRID IS NOT IMPORTANT
I'd like to borrow your car.
So you want me to go to your house
Yeah, well, you're stupid. I always knew you were stupid.
Back off, man!
Because I see nothing but chicken shit...
Why are you crying?
OK.
I'm looking for a business programme. He has a head for it.
You think I used you?
So, when are you beating the shit out of Amanda Jones?
Where are you going?
I didn't appreciate it.
- I will. Thank you. I appreciate it. - You're welcome.
Did you get your eight essential vitamins today?
I hoped. I didn't know.
Watts.
You said I'm the trash. I got him into this. Why don't you deal with me?
Confused. But I know it's just an act. Do you know how I know?
You're not listening. I can't get it back.
And I came to a conclusion that I didn't want to deal with.
You can't judge a book by its cover
- How you doing? - All right.
I don't know, Duncan. I asked her out. She said yes. It worked.
Paint it any color you want.
- I hate Mexico. I like the Virgin Islands. - Hi.
So I hear.
I have to come back here when I can spend more time.
I hate... I hate feeling ashamed.
Hey! Whoa! Don't. That belongs to the slumlord that owns this place.
- You don't have to do this, you know. - I do.
She's Mom. I'm Dad. And you're nuts.
Dad, didn't you have guys at your school that didn't fit in?
Yeah.
You shouldn't have to borrow anything. You're too good for that.
I just farted Well excuse you
You think I live here? I have a personal life, too. How did you swing that one?
pretend I'm her... Amanda.
OK.
She doesn't love you. It's a joke. It's all a joke.
Amanda, may I see you for a minute, please?
I'm sorry.
so you can prove you're a stud by beating him up?
You want to abuse yourself, go ahead.
Don't you ever eat at home?
If I'd gone to college, I wouldn't be selling tires six days a week.
Very much so.
You got your first year's money.
- I'll give you five to one. - Five to one? Seven to one.
Yesss
Jesus, Keith...
I went along with it because I'd rather be with someone for the wrong reasons
You're not kidding?
OK, regardless, the longer you wait to kill it, the worse it's gonna be.
- Thanks again, Duncan. - No problem. You guys go along.
There's nothing here that I haven't seen before.
Nobody can stand being alone.
Call me any time you have a question.
I suppose it wouldn't matter if you served out your detention in my office.
I don't think anybody thought about me other than I looked good next to him.
- You want to back out of the date? - No.
- Mom! - Tell me!
- Hi. - Hi. You look different.
Pardonnez-moi.
OK. That'll be absolutely no problem.
Chicken shit
The way this girl and her big-money, cruel-heart society spit on everyone