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Yeah.
There's nothing here that I haven't seen before.
Amanda, may I see you for a minute, please?
OK.
Back off, man!
Why are you crying?
OK. That'll be absolutely no problem.
pretend I'm her... Amanda.
I hoped. I didn't know.
Call me any time you have a question.
You got your first year's money.
She's Mom. I'm Dad. And you're nuts.
Yesss
If I'd gone to college, I wouldn't be selling tires six days a week.
You want to abuse yourself, go ahead.
I have to come back here when I can spend more time.
Because I see nothing but chicken shit...
I don't know, Duncan. I asked her out. She said yes. It worked.
- Hi. - Hi. You look different.
She doesn't love you. It's a joke. It's all a joke.
You think I used you?
I went along with it because I'd rather be with someone for the wrong reasons
It's gonna feel good to stand on my own.
I'm looking for a business programme. He has a head for it.
- I hate Mexico. I like the Virgin Islands. - Hi.
Nobody can stand being alone.
OK.
- You want to back out of the date? - No.
Dad, didn't you have guys at your school that didn't fit in?
- You don't have to do this, you know. - I do.
You said I'm the trash. I got him into this. Why don't you deal with me?
You're not listening. I can't get it back.
And I came to a conclusion that I didn't want to deal with.
So, when are you beating the shit out of Amanda Jones?
Don't you ever eat at home?
- Thanks again, Duncan. - No problem. You guys go along.
Watts.
You can't judge a book by its cover
I'd like to borrow your car.
Chicken shit
Yeah.
WHERE'S THE FUCKING GRID, KEITH DAD, THE GRID IS NOT IMPORTANT
- I'll give you five to one. - Five to one? Seven to one.
You shouldn't have to borrow anything. You're too good for that.
- Mom! - Tell me!
- How you doing? - All right.
Very much so.
I'm sorry.
I suppose it wouldn't matter if you served out your detention in my office.
I don't think anybody thought about me other than I looked good next to him.
I didn't appreciate it.
You're not kidding?
Pardonnez-moi.
I hate... I hate feeling ashamed.
You think I live here? I have a personal life, too. How did you swing that one?
Yeah, well, you're stupid. I always knew you were stupid.
The way this girl and her big-money, cruel-heart society spit on everyone
Confused. But I know it's just an act. Do you know how I know?
Look, I was hanging with you fungi in a vain effort to cool you out,
Hey! Whoa! Don't. That belongs to the slumlord that owns this place.
Jesus, Keith...
Did you get your eight essential vitamins today?
Where are you going?
Paint it any color you want.
so you can prove you're a stud by beating him up?
OK, regardless, the longer you wait to kill it, the worse it's gonna be.
So you want me to go to your house
I just farted Well excuse you
So I hear.
- I will. Thank you. I appreciate it. - You're welcome.