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Don't worry. I'm not gonna touch him. I'll make him cry by looking at him.
- I just saw your girlfriend outside. - Did she say anything to you?
Hello.
Do it.
Lyin Gropey Dems It must be a hen house because all I see is chicken shit !!
Well, I'm going home with Shayne.
You don't know what you're talking about!
Where's the fucking money, Brian!? I went to Disney.
Hardy Jenns and his guys were talking about you.
Keith's bringing Amanda. We might double.
You back off when I say, OK?
- My parents are in Europe. - You're inviting me to your house?
Didn't you?
I'm waiting for Amanda.
Keith Nelson.
- How can I convince you I love you? - Start by leaving me alone. I'm late.
Makes the point, the point is ten.
Listen... I've been waiting a long time
Hi.
That's original. How long you been pulling that one?
I beg your pardon?
No. Not until we straighten this out.
Not any more. You'd better give me your phone number after this.
- So what did he want? - He asked me out.
What? No. I mean, we just dropped him home.
It must feel good to have him looking out for you.
What did you do to her? Threaten her life?
If you don't like the milk, drink the juice.
That's it. I'm taking you to Aspen.
I know it's a big stretch, but try it.
I don't think I've had a balanced meal. I'm missing one of the food groups.
How long have you been a lesbian?
Excuse me?
Go get your scag and let's roll.
You're losing it. And when it's lost, all you are is a loser.
I don't play that way. I would love to, but I'm the host here. I have guests.
and Amanda's supposed to get me to Hardy's and they're gonna pound me.
But she runs with the rich and beautiful, which is guilt by association.
I didn't have to.
- They're at seven. - That's great.
- Rat bait. Why? - Just curious.
And on the topic of double-breasted parties, congratulations on your coup.
I want to show this girl that I'm as good as anybody else.
It don't matter, as long as you stand by me.
I think it's hip you paint. It's hip I drum.
I've taken a lot of shit over this.
Is that OK?
- Well, I'll talk to Amanda, but... - I've talked to her. She's fine with it.
Look, do you want to end this now?
- Let's go. - All right.
It's OK.
We'll keep this between you and me.
Keith, I'm sorry...
Co-ed Phys Ed!
You don't want to make that bet.
Right this way. Give me five, pal.
You got some autumn birthday rain, Lu
- In a way... - In a way?
Co-ed Phys Ed!
It's a revolting thought, actually.
No, don't apologize. You have a lovely smile.
You withdrew the college money, didn't you?
- Pardon me. - No problem.
Too late.
It's the most expensive caviar you can buy.
I suppose he didn't mention our ancestral estate in Scotland
We'll stick around, try to crank up this party to a respectable level. OK?
Thanks for coming by. It's getting late.
Here's ten for the gas and ten for the look.
I'm here to wipe the floor with your ass. You know it and you deserve it.
He's a miser?
Yes, you do. It's not funny. You know.
even if it's not hot i can kick it up to a respectable level. ok?
- Get inside. Read my lips. Go. - It's not fair.
It's cool. I was just gonna work on it with you, but if you're comfortable...