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Is that OK?
How long have you been a lesbian?
Too late.
And on the topic of double-breasted parties, congratulations on your coup.
It must feel good to have him looking out for you.
I've taken a lot of shit over this.
- I just saw your girlfriend outside. - Did she say anything to you?
You back off when I say, OK?
I don't think I've had a balanced meal. I'm missing one of the food groups.
Not any more. You'd better give me your phone number after this.
Hardy Jenns and his guys were talking about you.
Co-ed Phys Ed!
We'll stick around, try to crank up this party to a respectable level. OK?
I don't play that way. I would love to, but I'm the host here. I have guests.
Go get your scag and let's roll.
Yes, you do. It's not funny. You know.
Do it.
I think it's hip you paint. It's hip I drum.
Thanks for coming by. It's getting late.
You don't know what you're talking about!
It's the most expensive caviar you can buy.
Don't worry. I'm not gonna touch him. I'll make him cry by looking at him.
Lyin Gropey Dems It must be a hen house because all I see is chicken shit !!
Didn't you?
Excuse me?
You don't want to make that bet.
Hi.
No, don't apologize. You have a lovely smile.
I know it's a big stretch, but try it.
I want to show this girl that I'm as good as anybody else.
Here's ten for the gas and ten for the look.
But she runs with the rich and beautiful, which is guilt by association.
- Get inside. Read my lips. Go. - It's not fair.
Well, I'm going home with Shayne.
Makes the point, the point is ten.
You're losing it. And when it's lost, all you are is a loser.
- My parents are in Europe. - You're inviting me to your house?
If you don't like the milk, drink the juice.
That's it. I'm taking you to Aspen.
Right this way. Give me five, pal.
Keith's bringing Amanda. We might double.
That's original. How long you been pulling that one?
It don't matter, as long as you stand by me.
Keith, I'm sorry...
What? No. I mean, we just dropped him home.
What did you do to her? Threaten her life?
- Let's go. - All right.
Look, do you want to end this now?
It's cool. I was just gonna work on it with you, but if you're comfortable...
and Amanda's supposed to get me to Hardy's and they're gonna pound me.
We'll keep this between you and me.
You got some autumn birthday rain, Lu
- So what did he want? - He asked me out.
He's a miser?
- They're at seven. - That's great.
Listen... I've been waiting a long time
I suppose he didn't mention our ancestral estate in Scotland
I beg your pardon?
I'm waiting for Amanda.
You withdrew the college money, didn't you?
Co-ed Phys Ed!
No. Not until we straighten this out.
Keith Nelson.
- In a way... - In a way?
even if it's not hot i can kick it up to a respectable level. ok?
It's a revolting thought, actually.
- Well, I'll talk to Amanda, but... - I've talked to her. She's fine with it.
Hello.
Where's the fucking money, Brian!? I went to Disney.
It's OK.
- How can I convince you I love you? - Start by leaving me alone. I'm late.
- Pardon me. - No problem.
I didn't have to.
- Rat bait. Why? - Just curious.
I'm here to wipe the floor with your ass. You know it and you deserve it.