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Hi.
It's perfect that we're friends. You know, I'm beginning to think...
Guess what? Amanda brought him.
...great.
- Check the oil. - Could you turn off the engine, please?
Keith! Come on.
I get it.
we can you your rotel, even if it's not hot i can kick it up to a respectable level.
- Mom, it's for me. - What time will you be home?
When the devil tries to give you less than what
To the nearest gas station.
Mother, the girl is sex.
Come on, it's not that easy.
She's deceptively innocent, isn't she?
You'll have to convince me. I want you to beg.
I'm supposed to believe this, right?
I gave into that hatred and I turned on what I believed in.
Don't worry. Everything's gonna be fine. I've done this before.
- You have a beautiful smile. - Thank you, Carol.
I can handle it.
- Gwat? - A gwat. Punch her apron for me.
Well... it is a joke.
Why didn't you tell me?
Tell him.
Imagine what I can do when I get my driver's license back.
- Put yourself in my position. - Put yourself in my position.
Get it? See, in the eyes of most people around here, I'm nothing.
It was this morning. Of course.
- So where are we going? - Home. Oh...
I don't think it's gonna be necessary.
Keith...
It's still you using me.
In school?
Oh, thank you. They're not mine. I borrowed them from Shayne.
You know, that suggests a circulatory problem.
we can all find cause to rejoice. I'm proud of you.
Mess w the bull Get the horns
Pardonnez-moi? Pardonnez-moi.
Obviously she gets off on it.
Where's the Fucking money you gave your wife!
Well...
No, we were just talking.
Just remember, anything for a pal, OK?
I could beat the crap out of you. You won't last six seconds.
Bye.
Fine. But we're looking for a business school.
Hello.
It's going back, pal. Every last cent of it's going back.
- Thank you. - Break his heart, I'll break your face.
That'll sound false. I want to be true to my instincts.
Because she's beautiful, right? Guys are so sickening.
Is she nice?
- Keith. - Oh, yeah. Keith.
Stop sneaking around, listening at people's doors.
She said she'd meet you here?
I think we'd get along much better if we didn't spend so much time together.
- Because he didn't go. - Exactly.
Throw it out, dice coming out.
- What? - You made me look really stupid!
You're over.
I wanted these. I really wanted them.
Well... Wait.
We're gonna have some fun.
Do you know how much damage we could do to each other in an hour?