Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Those are nice earrings.

is not interesting, it's pathetic.

You can't judge a book by its cover

- When are you gonna cut your hair? - I got it cut, Mom.

Trust is the basis of any relationship.

Hey, Watts, nothing ventured, nothing gained. Right?

- This is for you. - What is it?

- You OK? - Yeah.

It was a joke. I was set up. You used me, right?

Why don't you guys run along? I'll walk. My butt's asleep from sitting.

Look at it. See what he did to me?

I've known Amanda a long time.

- Do I look like the Sahara? - Do I look Italian?

Mom, what kind of milk is this?

My grandmother told me when I grow up I'd have big boobs.

You ever seen a girl with a drumstick shoved up her nose?

Amanda Jones, the date, the party. The whole thing.

Do you know that song?

I get a black and blue mark, you're dead!

I just asked her out.

where’s the fucking money keith

Another year, you're gone. It's better to swallow pride than blood.

You must be getting heat from the old man about college.

Hey. Where... Don't you have any books?

It wouldn't be the weirdest thing in the world if we turned out to be friends.

I said, why don't you take me outside?

You don't think that. I don't believe for a second you think that.

If all you wanted was talk, you could have got that without leaving school.

He really didn't go apeshit?

Alex Jones • Mark Dice • Carpe Donktum to Brian "Potaot Head" Stelter

Is it her body or her face?

Are you aware of how close that was? Come on, Mister Sunshine.

And he told you we live here?

- I can't take these. - You have to.

What did you buy, a car? Whatever you bought, you're gonna take it back.

I hate watching my friends get everything their hearts desire.

It's gone too far, it's over. OK?

Just sit here and act like you like me.

You'll be dead before you apply to college.

Do you know any father who'd let his kid do this?

- I didn't know. - How could you? You're my father.

She's a friend of my sister. Her brother was in a bad car accident. She's upset.

I'm petrified. Really.

The only things I care about in this goddamn life are me and my drums

- You had no right touching the money! - I earned it.

- Why don't you take me outside? - What?

I'd rather not see you and have you think good things about me

Yeah, but you can tell how much it'll cost.

- Losing big. - Double nickels, ten the hard way.