Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She's a friend of my sister. Her brother was in a bad car accident. She's upset.

Trust is the basis of any relationship.

I'm petrified. Really.

It wouldn't be the weirdest thing in the world if we turned out to be friends.

I'd rather not see you and have you think good things about me

You can't judge a book by its cover

- This is for you. - What is it?

Mom, what kind of milk is this?

My grandmother told me when I grow up I'd have big boobs.

Just sit here and act like you like me.

- Why don't you take me outside? - What?

If all you wanted was talk, you could have got that without leaving school.

What did you buy, a car? Whatever you bought, you're gonna take it back.

Do you know that song?

And he told you we live here?

- When are you gonna cut your hair? - I got it cut, Mom.

You'll be dead before you apply to college.

- You had no right touching the money! - I earned it.

Do you know any father who'd let his kid do this?

- You OK? - Yeah.

Hey. Where... Don't you have any books?

The only things I care about in this goddamn life are me and my drums

Why don't you guys run along? I'll walk. My butt's asleep from sitting.

Yeah, but you can tell how much it'll cost.

Hey, Watts, nothing ventured, nothing gained. Right?

I said, why don't you take me outside?

- I can't take these. - You have to.

Are you aware of how close that was? Come on, Mister Sunshine.

Is it her body or her face?

I just asked her out.

where’s the fucking money keith

Another year, you're gone. It's better to swallow pride than blood.

You must be getting heat from the old man about college.

You ever seen a girl with a drumstick shoved up her nose?

It was a joke. I was set up. You used me, right?

- Losing big. - Double nickels, ten the hard way.

is not interesting, it's pathetic.

Those are nice earrings.

Amanda Jones, the date, the party. The whole thing.

He really didn't go apeshit?

It's gone too far, it's over. OK?

- Do I look like the Sahara? - Do I look Italian?

- I didn't know. - How could you? You're my father.

I've known Amanda a long time.

I hate watching my friends get everything their hearts desire.

Alex Jones • Mark Dice • Carpe Donktum to Brian "Potaot Head" Stelter

You don't think that. I don't believe for a second you think that.

Look at it. See what he did to me?

I get a black and blue mark, you're dead!