Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This jealousy crap is getting tedious.
I said I'd rather be with someone for the wrong reasons
This has got to be the most hilarious rumor ever floated. Right?
No. Hey, relax. Calm down. Please.
No, I understand. It's fine. It's fine.
Well, then. We're off.
Please, please.
I'd appreciate a couple of bucks for gas.
hot, and capable of reducing your head to a crimson stain on the wall.
Well...
Trust is the basis of any relationship.
He's gonna get you! Good, he's dead.
Oh, you do, really? You've been in love before?
- OK. Bye. - Bye.
- Sit. Conference. What do you say? - No way.
Well, I was hoping we could talk.
Grades holding up OK?
You're using me to pay back every guy with more money and power than you.
- If you say you can, you probably can. - No, I'm no expert.
- Enlighten me. - Because you radiate this sexual vibe.
- I gave him ten. - One buck.
I mean,
Go on.
Be a bitch, why don't you?
- No monkey business. - Dad, freeze it. It's gonna be fine.
That doesn't fly well in high school.
- What's in the Virgin Islands? - Are you kidding? A million guys!
You don't have to...
- Will you listen to me, for once? - I'm listening.
- I know what I'm doing. - You sure?
Too precious... ...for vinyl
I know what I'm talking about, you just never listen to me!
- She'll probably do this. - How do you know?
Glad you've got time to think about girls.
It's all he thinks about.
because I can't afford to have you hate me.
Yeah.
It's his pride and joy.
- Yo! Are you sitting down? - No, I'm walking down the hall.
- What are we doing here? - You don't like art?
- No. - So why should I go along with it?
See, the one thing that I'm glad about...
- What do you want? - You know what I want.
Well, it's true, isn't it?
...is that you get her used.
whether you can deliver a kiss that kills.
Chicks like her have one thing on their mind and you don't make enough of it.
You want the truth? You want the plain truth?
Hardy Jenns, with two ns.
No, I don't.
You have to check with your friends?
That's why I'm cautious about your motives.
Wimp.
Sure. Is... I'll come back in about an hour?
Did you see the look on their faces?
So, I've just never seen a girl wearing boys' underpants before.