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Who's Scooter?
You have no right to tell me not to do it.
Maybe we could go to the beach and get a house for the weekend.
My cousin. He's 23, kind of a wad, but he buys me beer, so...
So I've never been on the freeway this long before.
The first exit, my personal favorite, is six hours in.
And then there's the moment where you know you know it,
Look, I'm not telling you what to do.
the framework rose at a rate of four and a half stories per week.
I mean, we've already done everything else.
You know what, I loaned you my Walkman.
Speech to talk a girl out of having sex.
So, now you guys can finally say you've been to the Empire State Building.
- Ted. - Yeah?
# I simply say, baby... #
It's totally cool to wait.
Yeah. Yeah, I'll totally call you.
Katie, I'll admit, maybe I'm not in any place
- I'm so sorry. - Eh, I should've known.
But maybe we could put on some Al Green and take a bubble bath together.
That's Dirty Dancing.
We're going out to the woods to light 'em-- it's gonna be awesome.
You should only be having sex with someone who's special.
Because what's in the carpool lane?
- I was your age my first time. - Oh, really?
They've only had sex with each other.