Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You meet, you talk, you have sex, you exit when she's in the shower.

- Did anyone put Baby in a corner? - Oh, God, no.

Okay, but if relationships are like a freeway, then saying...

- I was 17. - We were 18.

So every girl you have sex with feels the immediate need to shower?

Please? I'm her older sister.

- Falafel? - Falafel.

What do you mean just barely?

The Empire State Building has tons of places where people can have private conversations.

I mean, who gives it up on the first date?

You say things!

And I rode that elevator to the top,

I mean, usually by now I find out the guy has some weird personality thing

Oh, oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry.

But, you know, I'm such a slut, I'm just gonna give it away.

Okay, Empire State Building fun fact number 81:

And I never saw her again.

No. Nobody else tested the water, right?

He could've cheated on me with my lab partner Gretchen Gwynn, but he didn't.

and I saw that view, and I basked in the awesomeness.

Well, come on, it shows I'm brave and bold, like a knight.

I just wish you weren't in such a rush to grow up.

- your virginity story. - That's right, I almost forgot.