Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No. Nobody else tested the water, right?

What do you mean just barely?

He could've cheated on me with my lab partner Gretchen Gwynn, but he didn't.

- Falafel? - Falafel.

But, you know, I'm such a slut, I'm just gonna give it away.

Well, come on, it shows I'm brave and bold, like a knight.

- I was 17. - We were 18.

I mean, usually by now I find out the guy has some weird personality thing

Okay, but if relationships are like a freeway, then saying...

And I never saw her again.

So every girl you have sex with feels the immediate need to shower?

Please? I'm her older sister.

You say things!

and I saw that view, and I basked in the awesomeness.

Oh, oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry.

I just wish you weren't in such a rush to grow up.

You meet, you talk, you have sex, you exit when she's in the shower.

- your virginity story. - That's right, I almost forgot.

- Did anyone put Baby in a corner? - Oh, God, no.

And I rode that elevator to the top,

Okay, Empire State Building fun fact number 81:

I mean, who gives it up on the first date?

The Empire State Building has tons of places where people can have private conversations.