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Well, as you know, I was 16.
Oh, uh, sorry, Christopher Columbus, guess who actually discovered the New World.
No, it doesn't. It doesn't count. End of story.
Oh, uh, Neil Armstrong, it actually goes like this:
I was, uh, six... fourt...
- Oh, crap. - Exactly!
When construction began on March 17, 1930,
- Aw, your sister's so cute. - Yeah.
These are fun facts, guys, let's have fun with them.
That was amazing.
Oh, come on, this is a big deal for me.
Everyone thinks you should wait. Right, guys?
Speaking of waiting, I signed an abstinence pledge in high school.
What, you don't believe me?
And the last thing we did before she left was go to the Empire State Building.
It's just things are going so well with Ted I just don't want to complicate it.
I mean, you have to admit it, Ted, it was a little weird.
Feels right.
Scooter only got in the lobby, and the lobby doesn't count.
My high school boyfriend, who I did not have sex with.
- Spider! Spider! - I left something in the hallway.
- I need a clove. - You smoke now, too?
Really.