Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh, crap. - Exactly!
My high school boyfriend, who I did not have sex with.
Really.
What, you don't believe me?
That was amazing.
Speaking of waiting, I signed an abstinence pledge in high school.
And the last thing we did before she left was go to the Empire State Building.
It's just things are going so well with Ted I just don't want to complicate it.
Oh, uh, sorry, Christopher Columbus, guess who actually discovered the New World.
I was, uh, six... fourt...
Oh, uh, Neil Armstrong, it actually goes like this:
Well, as you know, I was 16.
No, it doesn't. It doesn't count. End of story.
These are fun facts, guys, let's have fun with them.
- I need a clove. - You smoke now, too?
Everyone thinks you should wait. Right, guys?
When construction began on March 17, 1930,
Scooter only got in the lobby, and the lobby doesn't count.
Oh, come on, this is a big deal for me.
Feels right.
- Spider! Spider! - I left something in the hallway.
I mean, you have to admit it, Ted, it was a little weird.
- Aw, your sister's so cute. - Yeah.