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So the moral here, kids, don't have sex until you're married.
Maybe even, like, a year or two into marriage.
Don't tell Mom.
No, Marshall, they say, "Oh, look at them,
- It was on last night. - No, it was two nights ago.
Hot.
Her dad did not approve of our love.
'Cause he said he knew I'd find out.
There were signs.
Could it be that before Marshall took a swim, someone else tested the water?
Wait, Ted?
That's why I need your help.
This reminds me of when I used to see her coming up the driveway from school,
And I don't want to take an exit, but...
Yeah, like you did.
- You told them? - Oh, okay, yes, I told them.
Wait, I've never heard your story.
But I'm so glad I waited to do something so important with my fiancé.
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