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Don't tell Mom.
Maybe even, like, a year or two into marriage.
Wait, Ted?
Wait, I've never heard your story.
And I don't want to take an exit, but...
Her dad did not approve of our love.
'Cause he said he knew I'd find out.
There were signs.
- You told them? - Oh, okay, yes, I told them.
That's why I need your help.
Could it be that before Marshall took a swim, someone else tested the water?
No, Marshall, they say, "Oh, look at them,
Yeah, like you did.
- It was on last night. - No, it was two nights ago.
So the moral here, kids, don't have sex until you're married.
Hot.
This reminds me of when I used to see her coming up the driveway from school,
But I'm so glad I waited to do something so important with my fiancé.