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Look, I already put it up on my Myspace page.
People don't buy tickets to get in the lobby.
And that's our story.
It's kind of a special night.
I'll pay you $10,000 for that diary.
that's when you guys are gonna break up, mark your calendars.
# Oh, loverboy #
I said it.
that's exactly what I did.
What?
- Where? - Right there.
My cousin got some firecrackers from Mexico.
Why not?
I-I would've said anything to make that happen, and...
- Get under my bed. - What?!
Freeways have exits. So do relationships.
- Totally. You should wait. - Sex is fun.
The next exits are four days, three weeks, seven months--
Actually, yeah, I get that.
Empire State Building fun fact number one:
Speaking of first times, we never got to hear
I'm just telling you what all 17-year-old boys are like.
and she got pregnant... with quintuplets...
She didn't do it.