Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's like forever.

Why would I throw that all away?

That's awesome. You know what I'm going to do?

- It was at camp, so I'm... - What camp?

- I mean, we've even... - Oh. La, la, la, la, la.

It was back in college.

Robin went through the usual stages.

"Oh, look at them, they've only had sex with each other."

Well, here's the thing, normal people, you know, people who aren't your dad,

What are you talking about? We were here yesterday.

- Ready? - Yeah.

No "Aw, remember cloves?" This can't happen.

Where are you going?

It's just, it's a big thing to say to someone, and I don't want to say it too soon.

Can I borrow 20 bucks? I'll totally pay you back.

Of course. Everyone should see the Empire State Building.

with her little pigtails and her Hello Kitty backpack.

It's gonna be awesome.

Thanks for doing that.

Four and a half stories per week.

First there's the moment when you think you think it.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

it's like, "Are we there yet?"

I usually take the three-week exit.

Instead of telling Ted you love him, you said "falafel"?

Well, mine was terrible.

Yeah, but that didn't really count.

I love you, Molly.

Hey, you, sir. I love you.

Oh, I love you, Marshall.

Oh, you don't want to kiss me, you'll get sick.

and she lived out her days in a trailer park...

Oh, God, you'd think you never said it to a guy before.