Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Uh, no, you're not. - Oh, come on.

If you know what I mean.

- Oh, that's adorable. - Yeah, tell her what happened next.

they've only had sex with each other."

No. You've only been in the lobby.

- 17. - Dude, me, too.

We're Marshall and Lily-- when people see us, they say,

We've only had sex with each other.

Yeah, yeah. It was, uh, it was with this girl, Molly.

Well, how do you know that?

No, it shows that you're an I-love-you slut.

No, it doesn't.

Do you love Ted?

I... I can't believe this.

Look... I really want to do this, but...

Relax, it'll happen when it happens.

Yeah, been there.

There are 1,860 steps from this... Whoa, whoa! Come on!

# Come here, loverboy #

and you can't keep it in any longer.

He's actually coming to visit family in New York, too.

# Yes, Mickey? #

Damn you, Swayze!

Yeah, I don't have any of those.

"hm hm hm" is like... getting into the carpool lane.

Then a year and a half, 18 years, and the last exit-- death.

Why is this such a big deal?

She's my baby sister, okay?

Please don't do this.

We're gonna take her to the Empire State Building.

Well, come on, let's get you back to my place, we'll get you settled.

Relationships are like a freeway.