Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because if you wait, you can get a nice guy like Ted.

Well, then you're an I-love-you prude.

Discouraging premarital sex is against my religion.

So I told Kyle I wanted to wait... and he dumped me.

Which, if you've been with the same woman for your entire life,

But only because I think you should hear it from other grownups, too.

Four and a half stories per week.

Well, he didn't dive all the way into the pool, but he...

"One small step for man, one giant leap for Scooter."

So how long have you two been...?

She called me "Barry" the whole time, and for two weeks,

I was 23, and it was with my mom's 45-year-old divorced friend, Rhonda.

This can't happen.

# And if he still doesn't answer? #

Baby and her family spent every summer at Kellerman's.

- Hello, Kitty. - Oh, no.

Don't tell me you're actually buying into Barney's freeway theory.

You are such a hypocrite. You were only 16 when you lost yours.

Uh, my cousin got some firecrackers from Mexico.

"She's Like the Wind" has been stuck in my brain for about 40 hours.

There it is. There it is. Come on.

my comforter smelled like menthol cigarettes. You happy?

Got another Empire State Building fun fact for me?

They buy tickets to get to the top.