Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, he didn't dive all the way into the pool, but he...

Don't tell me you're actually buying into Barney's freeway theory.

But only because I think you should hear it from other grownups, too.

Uh, my cousin got some firecrackers from Mexico.

Four and a half stories per week.

Got another Empire State Building fun fact for me?

You are such a hypocrite. You were only 16 when you lost yours.

my comforter smelled like menthol cigarettes. You happy?

"She's Like the Wind" has been stuck in my brain for about 40 hours.

Discouraging premarital sex is against my religion.

She called me "Barry" the whole time, and for two weeks,

There it is. There it is. Come on.

They buy tickets to get to the top.

This can't happen.

Well, then you're an I-love-you prude.

Baby and her family spent every summer at Kellerman's.

Because if you wait, you can get a nice guy like Ted.

So I told Kyle I wanted to wait... and he dumped me.

"One small step for man, one giant leap for Scooter."

I was 23, and it was with my mom's 45-year-old divorced friend, Rhonda.

Which, if you've been with the same woman for your entire life,

- Hello, Kitty. - Oh, no.

# And if he still doesn't answer? #

So how long have you two been...?