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...to hunger, disease, pollution, even war.
I'm sorry I've caused you such inconvenience.
What in God's name have you been doing?
By Friday, we'll clone a whole human. Good luck with your pig.
Mom won't let him in the house! His poop is bigger than our couch.
You'll never be bigger than me, Stan. Never!
This whole idea is stupid!
- I'll bet you can't! - Watch me!
...it wouldn't be making love, it would be fucking it.
Brilliant idea. Huge, elephant-sized pigs.
- Where'd you get that? - Mail order from Africa.
- Just for a little bit? - Your sister gonna kick your ass?
Who said that?
It kind of looks like Mr. Garrison.
- It's just a pig. - Quit being a baby.
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...and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed."
- How you doing? - Bad.
- Or an elephant. - How do we know if she's pregnant?
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- Mr. Garrison? - Yes, Kyle.
I'm so pleased that you're interested in genetic engineering.
I couldn't help notice that black eye. Are there problems at home?
- Sick, she's my sister! - Try it. We gotta get Cartman's pig.
Imagine a pint-sized elephant that you could keep in the house.
You mean this one? He's my new pet elephant.
I'm gonna have a word with your father!