Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Iz!
And what we would like to do
There's Chinese writing on every fucking crate.
Efraim, you want to weigh in here?
YOU CHEAP FUCK!
And I love you.
Come on, just say it once, sweetie. Come on.
The customers response to Me showing a customer a Rossi 92 instead of a marlin
You drove these?
that he increased his original investment
When life kicked me, I stayed down.
They let me in.
Holy fucking shit!
That guy was not fucking around.
Your partner doesn't return phone calls.
We don't know if we're at the beginning of a new chapter, or the end of a story.
My guys need to be paid.
Get the fuck out of my office, you fucking nerd!
Get the fuck out of here.
You were just playing the part of my best friend.
I cannot stress this enough.
Okay. At least I hit something.
Among defense contractors,
If God were here,
What we do is perfectly legal.
We have a 50/50 chance
They're in a hangar in Amman. Totally safe.
Come in.
How I either quit or got fired from six different jobs.
IBM stands for International Business Machines.
No, David, you lied to me.
Did you even bother to ask what the country of origin was?
We spoke on the phone.
without ever stepping foot on the battlefield.
Did you come back just for this?
It is. But I'm done.
It's not illegal.
Henry has a dinner in 10 minutes,
Really?
but I get why you're doing this.
Federal agents arrested
the sacrifice you're making for this company.
I spent the next six weeks in a crash course on arms dealing.
massaging rich dudes in Miami Beach for 75 bucks an hour.
Which all added up to more money for us.
Man, get the fuck out of here.
Merry Christmas, Efraim.
we'd probably fight with Him too.
There was almost $3 million in cash
Captain Santos, this is Efraim Diveroli.
Hold on. Are you fucking kidding me?
And you make good money?
It was supposed to be a 5K.
Okay, good. Well, at least you thought it through.
My driver in Albania went missing.
You do?
You have to read between the lines with this stuff.
And most importantly, there's no embargo.
Wait, what now?
It means we just had a great dinner, maybe met your friends for some drinks
It's, like, five more minutes. You got somewhere you gotta be?
Frankly, we were a tad concerned with your performance history
But this isn't about being pro-war.
It's an expense we can't justify, and we're just not interested.
Tell her I don't know her husband.
And he knows what he's doing?
We have two options.
Yeah.
Now you're just making shit up.
Don't sweat it, bro. I'll leave it alone.
What the fuck is that?
It's an absolute pleasure.
Beautifully said.
I had no clue what he was talking about.
because that's the middle of fucking day
Yeah. I mean, we did some other stuff too, but...
I just wanted to thank you for agreeing to go on this trip.
Straighten this shit out.
Come on in. I'll call my guy and we'll set it up.
- Excuse me, sorry. - Yeah, we just landed.
Hey, babe, is everything okay?
- But we have to see the merchandise. - Oh, of course.
It was really strong shit.
with procurement officers from the U. S. Military.
- Huh? - Come on, get in.
But after meeting you two face to face,
How pipe welders feel being laid off
Not to mention,
a partnership agreement, no prior contract.
Very impressive.
he knew about that too.
We were fucked. The ammo was worthless
- We won? - We fucking won!
Stop! I don't understand!
No offense, Ralph, but I'm not sure you've ever met the real Efraim.
What the fuck?
- And nachos. - We have nachos?
You spoke to Henry Girard?
Ah!
There are tens of thousands of solicitations on this website.
we forged it all.
It was even better than we thought.
Is this what you meant by mediation?
Wanna do a bong hit?
That's not the point!
since the Cold War.
Then they had to give everybody a little trophy so they wouldn't feel bad?
Yeah, I sent out a solicitation for some 249s for Basra
and an in-person interview.
So Bush started this initiative to level the playing field
$53 million.
Get out of here.
We fucking won!
David, your 30% is $180,000.
All that could be okay for a major defense contractor.
It's like Comic-Con with grenades.
All right. So, I can't figure out which is worse.
There are some guys here to see you.
we'd now be selling sheets to the free-spending,
you can bury us.
Excuse me. Okay, bye.
Okay. But at the end, the guys have to come, right?
The U.S. government wants to look the other way.
What does that even mean?
Bro, could I talk to you outside for a minute?
Let me help you, David.