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Then they had to give everybody a little trophy so they wouldn't feel bad?
Okay. But at the end, the guys have to come, right?
And you make good money?
But this isn't about being pro-war.
Efraim, you want to weigh in here?
because that's the middle of fucking day
I spent the next six weeks in a crash course on arms dealing.
There was almost $3 million in cash
What does that even mean?
$53 million.
Really?
Tell her I don't know her husband.
YOU CHEAP FUCK!
That guy was not fucking around.
Come on in. I'll call my guy and we'll set it up.
Wait, what now?
How I either quit or got fired from six different jobs.
It was even better than we thought.
Let me help you, David.
The U.S. government wants to look the other way.
You spoke to Henry Girard?
It's an absolute pleasure.
We have a 50/50 chance
massaging rich dudes in Miami Beach for 75 bucks an hour.
What we do is perfectly legal.
since the Cold War.
Among defense contractors,
And I love you.
we'd now be selling sheets to the free-spending,
What the fuck is that?
Yeah.
you can bury us.
Your partner doesn't return phone calls.
Straighten this shit out.
- But we have to see the merchandise. - Oh, of course.
Stop! I don't understand!
My driver in Albania went missing.
We spoke on the phone.
And what we would like to do
Very impressive.
IBM stands for International Business Machines.
They're in a hangar in Amman. Totally safe.
a partnership agreement, no prior contract.
But after meeting you two face to face,
Yeah. I mean, we did some other stuff too, but...
There's Chinese writing on every fucking crate.
Captain Santos, this is Efraim Diveroli.
You have to read between the lines with this stuff.
Get out of here.
Holy fucking shit!
It was really strong shit.
My guys need to be paid.
How pipe welders feel being laid off
he knew about that too.
without ever stepping foot on the battlefield.
Okay. At least I hit something.
When life kicked me, I stayed down.
Hold on. Are you fucking kidding me?
Beautifully said.
So Bush started this initiative to level the playing field
It was supposed to be a 5K.
There are some guys here to see you.
Get the fuck out of my office, you fucking nerd!
Did you come back just for this?
the sacrifice you're making for this company.
If God were here,
- Excuse me, sorry. - Yeah, we just landed.
Yeah, I sent out a solicitation for some 249s for Basra
You do?
And most importantly, there's no embargo.
Man, get the fuck out of here.
There are tens of thousands of solicitations on this website.
and an in-person interview.
Which all added up to more money for us.
with procurement officers from the U. S. Military.
Come in.
All right. So, I can't figure out which is worse.
We have two options.
It's like Comic-Con with grenades.
It is. But I'm done.
Ah!
That's not the point!
I cannot stress this enough.
Excuse me. Okay, bye.
Iz!
Is this what you meant by mediation?
that he increased his original investment
What the fuck?
- Huh? - Come on, get in.
You were just playing the part of my best friend.
we forged it all.
Did you even bother to ask what the country of origin was?
All that could be okay for a major defense contractor.
but I get why you're doing this.
And he knows what he's doing?
Bro, could I talk to you outside for a minute?
They let me in.
Hey, babe, is everything okay?
Henry has a dinner in 10 minutes,
It's an expense we can't justify, and we're just not interested.
- And nachos. - We have nachos?
Frankly, we were a tad concerned with your performance history
I just wanted to thank you for agreeing to go on this trip.
Not to mention,
We were fucked. The ammo was worthless
Merry Christmas, Efraim.
The customers response to Me showing a customer a Rossi 92 instead of a marlin
Now you're just making shit up.
We don't know if we're at the beginning of a new chapter, or the end of a story.
You drove these?
Federal agents arrested
Get the fuck out of here.
David, your 30% is $180,000.
No, David, you lied to me.
Don't sweat it, bro. I'll leave it alone.
I had no clue what he was talking about.
- We won? - We fucking won!
Wanna do a bong hit?
It's, like, five more minutes. You got somewhere you gotta be?
No offense, Ralph, but I'm not sure you've ever met the real Efraim.
we'd probably fight with Him too.
It means we just had a great dinner, maybe met your friends for some drinks
Come on, just say it once, sweetie. Come on.
We fucking won!
Okay, good. Well, at least you thought it through.
It's not illegal.