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No, no, no!
It's just the lying that kills me.
He means you boys lowballed the shit out of your competition.
Scarface wasn't even on TV last night.
It's Christmas?
Where should we get dinner tonight?
I fucking hate Bush.
Now, what's going on?
I have those bed sheets with me, and I would love for you to take a look.
That was so easy.
Bro! Are you fucking kidding me?
After that, we started killing it.
- What? - Look!
Not to worry.
Sure, most of these guys didn't know who AEY was.
What the fuck!
I dropped out of college after one semester.
Bye.
Right now?
Yeah, Evan Talbot.
Do your fucking job!
Looking like Jay Leno and shit.
David, this sounds pretty serious.
I cannot stress this enough.
Okay. Thanks.
Who, Warren?
corrugated fiberboard boxes.
No, David Packouz from AEY.
We've been trying to reach you for two days!
What is that?
We don't touch the guns, we don't see the guns.
Ella and I are going to stay with my mom for a while.
Sometimes we fight with our friends.
Are you ever not acting, man?
Henry, you know we can't use Chinese!
You just tell me what you think I want to hear,
- Nothing. - No.
What, did you call my house?
to protect Israel from her enemies.
You didn't answer my question.
Yeah.
God bless you.
Day and night.
I have a big idea.
It shares a border with Iraq. It's a U.S. ally.
Yeah. Guess what?
But I skip the big ticket items, and look for the small-ball shit
is make sure you get your money wired, okay?
Out of all the illegal shit we did,
Let's run some fucking airsoft guns
overfunded U.S. Military.
why would the Pentagon want to buy anything from you?
I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH
in the back of a rusted out warehouse on the other side of the world.
Please.
- Hmm? - I'm so hungry.
I'm sorry, I don't speak Albanian!
He's the reason we got this deal.
On a Wednesday.. and still made it home by 11:30?
Not anymore.
- All right. All right, okay. - Yeah, yeah.
It's a pain-in-the ass process
One of you just said
Well, that saves us a trip.
For three days, we didn't hear anything.
You wanted to drive to Baghdad, you asshole!
- David! - Repacking?
I love you so much, Iz.
Hey, what's going on?
Well, this happened.
I came here today prepared to pay you 200k
is to transfer those bullets into plastic bags
Yo, yo, hold up, hold up, man.
It's a piece of my end on the Afghan deal.
In a speech today,
The entire defense industry was scrambling over this deal.
Cool.
DYFJ
You need to be scouring this website.
You fucking scumbag piece of shit!
Yeah.
- I mean, we have pizza. - Really?
DYFJ
100 million rounds of AK-47 ammo?
- Perfect. - All right, all right.
Repackage Chinese ammo.
There's this place by the hotel. It's pretty good.
Tell him.
Fed Biz Opps stands for Federal Business Opportunities.
What happened? We done already?
DONT WORRY, i HAVE TO GO FIRST. I'M A MODELER.
or if you're just trying to goose your profits
50-50
Jerry, good to see you.
and that one kid would always win it?
I want to figure out a way to cut this cocksucker out of the deal.