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On a Wednesday.. and still made it home by 11:30?
I'm sorry, I don't speak Albanian!
Bye.
What the fuck!
Sometimes we fight with our friends.
That was so easy.
Do your fucking job!
is to transfer those bullets into plastic bags
Please.
100 million rounds of AK-47 ammo?
is make sure you get your money wired, okay?
Are you ever not acting, man?
David, this sounds pretty serious.
Well, that saves us a trip.
It's Christmas?
- Nothing. - No.
I love you so much, Iz.
- Perfect. - All right, all right.
The entire defense industry was scrambling over this deal.
What, did you call my house?
God bless you.
- All right. All right, okay. - Yeah, yeah.
why would the Pentagon want to buy anything from you?
It shares a border with Iraq. It's a U.S. ally.
- Hmm? - I'm so hungry.
Bro! Are you fucking kidding me?
It's a pain-in-the ass process
Sure, most of these guys didn't know who AEY was.
and that one kid would always win it?
Yo, yo, hold up, hold up, man.
Hey, what's going on?
Not anymore.
No, no, no!
In a speech today,
Yeah.
Scarface wasn't even on TV last night.
Let's run some fucking airsoft guns
I want to figure out a way to cut this cocksucker out of the deal.
He means you boys lowballed the shit out of your competition.
No, David Packouz from AEY.
You just tell me what you think I want to hear,
I dropped out of college after one semester.
overfunded U.S. Military.
I have a big idea.
One of you just said
- David! - Repacking?
For three days, we didn't hear anything.
Tell him.
Cool.
I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH
He's the reason we got this deal.
I cannot stress this enough.
It's a piece of my end on the Afghan deal.
I came here today prepared to pay you 200k
You wanted to drive to Baghdad, you asshole!
DYFJ
We don't touch the guns, we don't see the guns.
What is that?
Yeah.
But I skip the big ticket items, and look for the small-ball shit
We've been trying to reach you for two days!
Yeah. Guess what?
Now, what's going on?
Looking like Jay Leno and shit.
- What? - Look!
I have those bed sheets with me, and I would love for you to take a look.
I fucking hate Bush.
or if you're just trying to goose your profits
Day and night.
to protect Israel from her enemies.
- I mean, we have pizza. - Really?
Yeah, Evan Talbot.
Who, Warren?
Fed Biz Opps stands for Federal Business Opportunities.
DONT WORRY, i HAVE TO GO FIRST. I'M A MODELER.
You fucking scumbag piece of shit!
corrugated fiberboard boxes.
Out of all the illegal shit we did,
Jerry, good to see you.
Not to worry.
You need to be scouring this website.
DYFJ
in the back of a rusted out warehouse on the other side of the world.
Repackage Chinese ammo.
Okay. Thanks.
Right now?
Ella and I are going to stay with my mom for a while.
You didn't answer my question.
There's this place by the hotel. It's pretty good.
It's just the lying that kills me.
Henry, you know we can't use Chinese!
What happened? We done already?
Well, this happened.
50-50
Where should we get dinner tonight?
After that, we started killing it.