Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yo, you window or aisle?

- Is that normal? - Totally normal.

Their whole family stopped talking to him over it.

Okay, how much for the AK ammo?

Look, we got a problem with the AK ammunition.

You're my best friend, David.

Should I just call him back and tell him the truth?

Yeah, I just heard my guns are being held up in Jordan.

President of AEY, sir.

The more Efraim talked, the more it made sense.

Bush opened the floodgates in Iraq.

I ain't seen shit.

You need to chill out.

Maybe you should call my uncle.

They're stopping.

You guys call Saddam Hussein the godfather?

It was fucking surreal.

Well, are you familiar with the Corvus TP1 9?

No, I'm just at the hotel. We're about to have some breakfast.

Fuck no! I barely knew Pete.

What happened to your nose?

so we could disguise it and sell it to the U.S. government.

This is my business associate, David Packouz.

All right, man.

YEAH, WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE TRIED A DIFFERENT GUILD.

Man, eight fucking weeks in Albania.

in every country we do business with.

When they look at us, they're going to see two kids.

But I'd had enough.

Look, I'm late for a flight. I'll be back next week.

What are you talking about?

- Fuck. - What's going on?

and the guy would not stop talking.

It would be the biggest opportunity

It is updated by the minute.

You told me to call today at 11:00.

My team and I are working on a solution right now.

How Notre Dame feels to ight

Well, at $29 per unit, it's far from excessive.

Henry Girard was a legend among arms dealers.

So we have to show them our balls.

Where did you get this?

can last forever if properly stored.

that went on for months.

I just wanted to make it official.

We had to fabricate AEY's accounting

I'll give you $1,000 right now

Cancel It! Your boy’s back in town.

Hey, you're back.

that would give context to this story.

What's up, bro?

Who the fuck are you?

David here was jerking off guys for money.

It's a girl, right?

What? Yeah, why?

I came here today prepared to pay you $200,000.

if those Berettas are really in Amman

our wartime Commander in Chief...

David, I know the real reason

It's as simple as that.

And maybe I don't understand the rituals of your culture

So, I don't get it.

Any of you niggas ever seen this motherfucker before?

You know, Scarface was on TV last night,

Fact, 18 months ago,

You remember that shit?

- We fucking won! - Yeah, motherfucker!

and 22 hours just to get there.

Jordan Goldfarb?

Lets go run up on snoopy.. leftists. Idiot. yeah. dumb asses like that.. need that heat.

I think the most important thing to understand is

It was amazing.

I didn't even know you were an arms dealer!

Are you kidding me?

Um, I have a question.

in dealing with the Ministry of Customs.

we feel like we're in good hands on this one.

No, she's going to suck your cock every day for a year.

I like fancy shit, That's my thang

But he just wants to sit down and talk.

Anyway, I have a big fucking idea.

I don't want to be here, all right?

And I was hoping to get some clarification...

- Oh, fuck off. - I make them on my laptop.

What? No. The funeral was really sad.

Oh, I bring you Kolonat. It's our McDonald's.

Uh, sir, if you give me the chance

It's Egyptian cotton, 400 thread count.

It means it's from China.

Yes, sir. David Packouz.

When we met in Vegas at the blackjack table,

this would come to be known as the Afghan deal.

- Huh? - Put down.

We need our guns today.

Even that fat retarded kid, Robbie Friedman, got one.

Left the number with your mom.

Hey, man, we got a problem.

It's only Chinese if the packaging says it's Chinese.

100 million rounds?

We got a military escort to the airport

Over two million soldiers

I think you meant to say,

We're going to deliver. I already figured it out.

Oh, my God. You're so stoned, aren't you?

I can do it for $100,000.

Did you not hear what I just said?

Now he drives a Porsche.

If you bring it to me,

This is my colleague, Efraim Diveroli.

Did you know his uncle

Each one is 40 to 50 pages long.

Let me see those pearly yellows.

Yo, how far is it to Baghdad?

Have you even thought about this?