Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let me see those pearly yellows.

100 million rounds?

You're my best friend, David.

We need our guns today.

It was amazing.

Cancel It! Your boy’s back in town.

You told me to call today at 11:00.

No, I'm just at the hotel. We're about to have some breakfast.

YEAH, WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE TRIED A DIFFERENT GUILD.

Any of you niggas ever seen this motherfucker before?

President of AEY, sir.

I can do it for $100,000.

can last forever if properly stored.

I didn't even know you were an arms dealer!

Where did you get this?

What? Yeah, why?

and the guy would not stop talking.

Yo, how far is it to Baghdad?

So, I don't get it.

- Fuck. - What's going on?

- We fucking won! - Yeah, motherfucker!

We got a military escort to the airport

Did you not hear what I just said?

Now he drives a Porsche.

Maybe you should call my uncle.

Hey, man, we got a problem.

What happened to your nose?

Each one is 40 to 50 pages long.

It means it's from China.

- Oh, fuck off. - I make them on my laptop.

If you bring it to me,

We're going to deliver. I already figured it out.

Fact, 18 months ago,

Over two million soldiers

We had to fabricate AEY's accounting

in every country we do business with.

It's only Chinese if the packaging says it's Chinese.

Yes, sir. David Packouz.

It was fucking surreal.

You guys call Saddam Hussein the godfather?

Um, I have a question.

Even that fat retarded kid, Robbie Friedman, got one.

our wartime Commander in Chief...

Hey, you're back.

It is updated by the minute.

Anyway, I have a big fucking idea.

When they look at us, they're going to see two kids.

I don't want to be here, all right?

this would come to be known as the Afghan deal.

- Is that normal? - Totally normal.

Look, I'm late for a flight. I'll be back next week.

So we have to show them our balls.

Jordan Goldfarb?

I'll give you $1,000 right now

if those Berettas are really in Amman

I came here today prepared to pay you $200,000.

What? No. The funeral was really sad.

When we met in Vegas at the blackjack table,

And maybe I don't understand the rituals of your culture

that would give context to this story.

I think you meant to say,

Well, at $29 per unit, it's far from excessive.

Oh, I bring you Kolonat. It's our McDonald's.

Henry Girard was a legend among arms dealers.

It's a girl, right?

How Notre Dame feels to ight

Who the fuck are you?

that went on for months.

David here was jerking off guys for money.

Their whole family stopped talking to him over it.

and 22 hours just to get there.

Did you know his uncle

This is my business associate, David Packouz.

The more Efraim talked, the more it made sense.

Have you even thought about this?

Well, are you familiar with the Corvus TP1 9?

I just wanted to make it official.

we feel like we're in good hands on this one.

And I was hoping to get some clarification...

I like fancy shit, That's my thang

Left the number with your mom.

Bush opened the floodgates in Iraq.

Lets go run up on snoopy.. leftists. Idiot. yeah. dumb asses like that.. need that heat.

What's up, bro?

so we could disguise it and sell it to the U.S. government.

But he just wants to sit down and talk.

Uh, sir, if you give me the chance

David, I know the real reason

No, she's going to suck your cock every day for a year.

It's as simple as that.

They're stopping.

I think the most important thing to understand is

You know, Scarface was on TV last night,

Fuck no! I barely knew Pete.

I ain't seen shit.

But I'd had enough.

What are you talking about?

- Huh? - Put down.

You need to chill out.

This is my colleague, Efraim Diveroli.

Man, eight fucking weeks in Albania.

Yeah, I just heard my guns are being held up in Jordan.

It would be the biggest opportunity

You remember that shit?

Should I just call him back and tell him the truth?

My team and I are working on a solution right now.

Yo, you window or aisle?

All right, man.

Oh, my God. You're so stoned, aren't you?

in dealing with the Ministry of Customs.

It's Egyptian cotton, 400 thread count.

Okay, how much for the AK ammo?

Look, we got a problem with the AK ammunition.

Are you kidding me?