Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bush opened the floodgates in Iraq.

You remember that shit?

Uh, sir, if you give me the chance

Yo, how far is it to Baghdad?

Have you even thought about this?

It's Egyptian cotton, 400 thread count.

Lets go run up on snoopy.. leftists. Idiot. yeah. dumb asses like that.. need that heat.

The more Efraim talked, the more it made sense.

This is my colleague, Efraim Diveroli.

Cancel It! Your boy’s back in town.

We got a military escort to the airport

All right, man.

I don't want to be here, all right?

It's only Chinese if the packaging says it's Chinese.

can last forever if properly stored.

We're going to deliver. I already figured it out.

I can do it for $100,000.

I came here today prepared to pay you $200,000.

You told me to call today at 11:00.

You need to chill out.

- Oh, fuck off. - I make them on my laptop.

Are you kidding me?

we feel like we're in good hands on this one.

When they look at us, they're going to see two kids.

What are you talking about?

Okay, how much for the AK ammo?

My team and I are working on a solution right now.

Who the fuck are you?

Where did you get this?

You're my best friend, David.

David, I know the real reason

Oh, my God. You're so stoned, aren't you?

What? Yeah, why?

Left the number with your mom.

Well, are you familiar with the Corvus TP1 9?

President of AEY, sir.

Hey, you're back.

No, I'm just at the hotel. We're about to have some breakfast.

So, I don't get it.

When we met in Vegas at the blackjack table,

David here was jerking off guys for money.

If you bring it to me,

Let me see those pearly yellows.

Look, I'm late for a flight. I'll be back next week.

I like fancy shit, That's my thang

I think the most important thing to understand is

It is updated by the minute.

100 million rounds?

It would be the biggest opportunity

It was fucking surreal.

Yeah, I just heard my guns are being held up in Jordan.

Um, I have a question.

Should I just call him back and tell him the truth?

It's a girl, right?

if those Berettas are really in Amman

It was amazing.

Jordan Goldfarb?

Well, at $29 per unit, it's far from excessive.

and 22 hours just to get there.

in every country we do business with.

Now he drives a Porsche.

So we have to show them our balls.

YEAH, WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE TRIED A DIFFERENT GUILD.

And maybe I don't understand the rituals of your culture

But he just wants to sit down and talk.

Henry Girard was a legend among arms dealers.

What? No. The funeral was really sad.

You guys call Saddam Hussein the godfather?

Hey, man, we got a problem.

Man, eight fucking weeks in Albania.

- We fucking won! - Yeah, motherfucker!

No, she's going to suck your cock every day for a year.

What happened to your nose?

They're stopping.

I didn't even know you were an arms dealer!

Fuck no! I barely knew Pete.

What's up, bro?

And I was hoping to get some clarification...

and the guy would not stop talking.

I'll give you $1,000 right now

Each one is 40 to 50 pages long.

Look, we got a problem with the AK ammunition.

- Fuck. - What's going on?

Even that fat retarded kid, Robbie Friedman, got one.

- Huh? - Put down.

Fact, 18 months ago,

Yes, sir. David Packouz.

Any of you niggas ever seen this motherfucker before?

that would give context to this story.

Yo, you window or aisle?

It's as simple as that.

in dealing with the Ministry of Customs.

our wartime Commander in Chief...

this would come to be known as the Afghan deal.

Over two million soldiers

We had to fabricate AEY's accounting

Anyway, I have a big fucking idea.

I just wanted to make it official.

But I'd had enough.

Their whole family stopped talking to him over it.

- Is that normal? - Totally normal.

that went on for months.

You know, Scarface was on TV last night,

This is my business associate, David Packouz.

I think you meant to say,

Maybe you should call my uncle.

Oh, I bring you Kolonat. It's our McDonald's.

It means it's from China.

How Notre Dame feels to ight

I ain't seen shit.

Did you not hear what I just said?

so we could disguise it and sell it to the U.S. government.

Did you know his uncle

We need our guns today.