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I'm canceling you for cause.

Get the fuck out of my office, you fucking nerd!

This whole time I never thought about what you must be going through.

I'm not a bad man, but in certain situations,

Holy shit, bro.

How come you didn't tell me you went to Iraq?

No, you're not in this alone.

It's cool. You don't have to make it weird, all right?

Good. My flight leaves tomorrow morning at 10:00.

- What? - We won the Afghan deal!

I think you should come work for me.

and was already about to make more money

Walking up to launch like....

- That's it. - All right. There we go.

Cancel it, your boy’s back in town.

Merry Christmas. I love you.

- Hello? - Hey.

My name is David Packouz.

Is this a fucking joke, David?

Crazy, right? $12.2 billion.

fight with our business associates.

But looking back

It makes me feel like I'm in this alone.

Bro, I'm the fattest and most retarded.

It meant we would never win another contract.

The audits were the biggest hurdle.

Please! Please!

Hey, that's cool. Congrats, bro.

I just gave you $300.00 for a Dog you didn’t produce , I need my money back!

Fuck them! As far as they're concerned

I can bury you.

The American Embassy offered little to no help

You know, every Jew owes a debt to Israel.

Sorry things have gotten so crazy.

I'm never going to lie to you again.

inside big wooden crates.

Understood. But how many actual crates?

stuffed into our Army-issued duffel bags.

Hold up, hold up, hold up! Hey, turn that off!

And we almost lost it because of him and his Chinese fucking bullets.

Yeah, I miss that.

- The whole order? - Mmm-hmm.

Henry has contacts in Albania.

I was completely lost.

Yo! Why aren't you answering your phone?

both sides of every conflict on the planet.

They're in the process of joining NATO,

This is the job.

The Pentagon fucked up when they were rebuilding the Iraqi Army.

Look, I don't want to come off as the ugly American here.

- It's from Scarface. - Of course, man. I remember.

It's all money and it all matters.

Let me get this straight. I'm in Albania right now

we would increase our profit margin by almost $3 million.

Seriously, what the fuck are we going to do?

It was a setup.

This is my partner I was telling you about.

Look at this towel. Okay?

to live with his uncle in 10th grade.

Efraim Diveroli.

I introduced you to him.

of illegal Chinese ammunition that you sold us.

And I don't want you to walk away from this empty-handed.

- You got your list? - Got it.

Wait, that's got to be a typo.

They had us dead to rights.

Look, I don't know

Met the family, grabbed a couple sandwiches.

Everyone, this is David's business partner, Efraim.

Makes, models, weights, where it was made.

You keep supplying the guns, we'll keep killing the bad guys.

And what about shipping?

Pick it up, I want to listen.

I am confident that your residents

All right, we're in a war zone, bro.

You two went to Christie’s...

All these containers are filled with your bullets.

They fucked us. Okay? We got played.

to all the retirement homes in South Florida.

- Okay. - Are you hungry?

Fuck that shit. Cancel it.

They spent decades preparing for a Western invasion that never came.

All right, I gotta take a leak.

You know, this is different than doing business on the phone.

I have not been paid yet.

- Glad to meet you. - How you doing?

AEY. How may I direct your call?

Workload management?? What's workload management??

but I overlooked one crucial factor.

It's chaos here! Fuck!

When it came to this shit, Efraim knew everything.

Yeah. I'm supposed to swing by his office tomorrow.

Now I'm not even going to pay for breakfast.

why don't you just bid on the contract yourself?

- Why are you asking him that? - 800 kilometers.