Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The American Embassy offered little to no help

- You got your list? - Got it.

They fucked us. Okay? We got played.

Yeah, I miss that.

- Why are you asking him that? - 800 kilometers.

When it came to this shit, Efraim knew everything.

inside big wooden crates.

I'm canceling you for cause.

- What? - We won the Afghan deal!

Efraim Diveroli.

Fuck them! As far as they're concerned

to live with his uncle in 10th grade.

Bro, I'm the fattest and most retarded.

Cancel it, your boy’s back in town.

I introduced you to him.

I'm not a bad man, but in certain situations,

Is this a fucking joke, David?

Walking up to launch like....

Crazy, right? $12.2 billion.

Met the family, grabbed a couple sandwiches.

You know, every Jew owes a debt to Israel.

- Hello? - Hey.

They had us dead to rights.

All right, I gotta take a leak.

Look at this towel. Okay?

Makes, models, weights, where it was made.

You keep supplying the guns, we'll keep killing the bad guys.

Henry has contacts in Albania.

Holy shit, bro.

I was completely lost.

I think you should come work for me.

I have not been paid yet.

I am confident that your residents

Pick it up, I want to listen.

- Okay. - Are you hungry?

Yeah. I'm supposed to swing by his office tomorrow.

- The whole order? - Mmm-hmm.

All these containers are filled with your bullets.

Let me get this straight. I'm in Albania right now

Now I'm not even going to pay for breakfast.

Look, I don't want to come off as the ugly American here.

It's cool. You don't have to make it weird, all right?

It makes me feel like I'm in this alone.

It was a setup.

Everyone, this is David's business partner, Efraim.

They spent decades preparing for a Western invasion that never came.

- That's it. - All right. There we go.

It's chaos here! Fuck!

This whole time I never thought about what you must be going through.

It meant we would never win another contract.

And we almost lost it because of him and his Chinese fucking bullets.

we would increase our profit margin by almost $3 million.

Good. My flight leaves tomorrow morning at 10:00.

Please! Please!

And what about shipping?

Hold up, hold up, hold up! Hey, turn that off!

to all the retirement homes in South Florida.

They're in the process of joining NATO,

AEY. How may I direct your call?

I just gave you $300.00 for a Dog you didn’t produce , I need my money back!

The Pentagon fucked up when they were rebuilding the Iraqi Army.

Seriously, what the fuck are we going to do?

You two went to Christie’s...

My name is David Packouz.

Understood. But how many actual crates?

stuffed into our Army-issued duffel bags.

All right, we're in a war zone, bro.

Fuck that shit. Cancel it.

The audits were the biggest hurdle.

fight with our business associates.

why don't you just bid on the contract yourself?

But looking back

This is the job.

And I don't want you to walk away from this empty-handed.

- It's from Scarface. - Of course, man. I remember.

How come you didn't tell me you went to Iraq?

Wait, that's got to be a typo.

Hey, that's cool. Congrats, bro.

Get the fuck out of my office, you fucking nerd!

both sides of every conflict on the planet.

Merry Christmas. I love you.

It's all money and it all matters.

and was already about to make more money

Workload management?? What's workload management??

Sorry things have gotten so crazy.

Yo! Why aren't you answering your phone?

You know, this is different than doing business on the phone.

Look, I don't know

of illegal Chinese ammunition that you sold us.

No, you're not in this alone.

This is my partner I was telling you about.

- Glad to meet you. - How you doing?

I'm never going to lie to you again.

I can bury you.

but I overlooked one crucial factor.