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both sides of every conflict on the planet.

They fucked us. Okay? We got played.

- Glad to meet you. - How you doing?

This whole time I never thought about what you must be going through.

to live with his uncle in 10th grade.

Fuck them! As far as they're concerned

I was completely lost.

This is the job.

Henry has contacts in Albania.

I'm never going to lie to you again.

Fuck that shit. Cancel it.

Now I'm not even going to pay for breakfast.

Yeah. I'm supposed to swing by his office tomorrow.

I think you should come work for me.

AEY. How may I direct your call?

Everyone, this is David's business partner, Efraim.

They had us dead to rights.

Holy shit, bro.

Let me get this straight. I'm in Albania right now

why don't you just bid on the contract yourself?

It was a setup.

You know, every Jew owes a debt to Israel.

I'm not a bad man, but in certain situations,

Crazy, right? $12.2 billion.

- You got your list? - Got it.

- It's from Scarface. - Of course, man. I remember.

of illegal Chinese ammunition that you sold us.

It's cool. You don't have to make it weird, all right?

Understood. But how many actual crates?

we would increase our profit margin by almost $3 million.

You know, this is different than doing business on the phone.

How come you didn't tell me you went to Iraq?

I introduced you to him.

All right, we're in a war zone, bro.

It's all money and it all matters.

- What? - We won the Afghan deal!

- That's it. - All right. There we go.

You keep supplying the guns, we'll keep killing the bad guys.

You two went to Christie’s...

They're in the process of joining NATO,

Look, I don't want to come off as the ugly American here.

Sorry things have gotten so crazy.

- Okay. - Are you hungry?

The American Embassy offered little to no help

It's chaos here! Fuck!

Cancel it, your boy’s back in town.

And we almost lost it because of him and his Chinese fucking bullets.

I just gave you $300.00 for a Dog you didn’t produce , I need my money back!

and was already about to make more money

The Pentagon fucked up when they were rebuilding the Iraqi Army.

Met the family, grabbed a couple sandwiches.

They spent decades preparing for a Western invasion that never came.

All these containers are filled with your bullets.

Seriously, what the fuck are we going to do?

Workload management?? What's workload management??

Pick it up, I want to listen.

All right, I gotta take a leak.

I have not been paid yet.

Makes, models, weights, where it was made.

But looking back

And what about shipping?

Is this a fucking joke, David?

I am confident that your residents

My name is David Packouz.

Merry Christmas. I love you.

fight with our business associates.

- Hello? - Hey.

Efraim Diveroli.

Wait, that's got to be a typo.

but I overlooked one crucial factor.

Hold up, hold up, hold up! Hey, turn that off!

This is my partner I was telling you about.

Walking up to launch like....

When it came to this shit, Efraim knew everything.

stuffed into our Army-issued duffel bags.

The audits were the biggest hurdle.

Yo! Why aren't you answering your phone?

It makes me feel like I'm in this alone.

- Why are you asking him that? - 800 kilometers.

Hey, that's cool. Congrats, bro.

Look, I don't know

I'm canceling you for cause.

inside big wooden crates.

It meant we would never win another contract.

I can bury you.

Please! Please!

- The whole order? - Mmm-hmm.

Good. My flight leaves tomorrow morning at 10:00.

No, you're not in this alone.

Get the fuck out of my office, you fucking nerd!

Yeah, I miss that.

And I don't want you to walk away from this empty-handed.

Look at this towel. Okay?

to all the retirement homes in South Florida.

Bro, I'm the fattest and most retarded.