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Get the fuck out of my office, you fucking nerd!
Who is it?
You keep supplying the guns, we'll keep killing the bad guys.
I was completely lost.
The audits were the biggest hurdle.
Cancel it, your boy’s back in town.
And we almost lost it because of him and his Chinese fucking bullets.
Holy shit.
Whoa, whoa.
All these containers are filled with your bullets.
Met the family, grabbed a couple sandwiches.
They spent decades preparing for a Western invasion that never came.
Please! Please!
and was already about to make more money
Let me get this straight. I'm in Albania right now
You two went to Christie’s...
No, I miss
How come you didn't tell me you went to Iraq?
to all the retirement homes in South Florida.
Merry Christmas. I love you.
Hold up, hold up, hold up! Hey, turn that off!
AEY. How may I direct your call?
Bye.
David?
Hey, that's cool. Congrats, bro.
- Okay. - Are you hungry?
All right, we're in a war zone, bro.
Hello?
Look, I don't know
but I overlooked one crucial factor.
They're in the process of joining NATO,
Thank you.
It's chaos here! Fuck!
I just gave you $300.00 for a Dog you didn’t produce , I need my money back!
Fuck them! As far as they're concerned
I think you should come work for me.
Pick it up, I want to listen.
of illegal Chinese ammunition that you sold us.
Everyone, this is David's business partner, Efraim.
Now I'm not even going to pay for breakfast.
He knows!
- You got your list? - Got it.
I can bury you.
It's cool. You don't have to make it weird, all right?
They fucked us. Okay? We got played.
Fuck. Fuck.
Efraim!
This is my partner I was telling you about.
Fuck that shit. Cancel it.
The American Embassy offered little to no help
It was a setup.
Yo! Why aren't you answering your phone?
I am confident that your residents
- Why are you asking him that? - 800 kilometers.
We fight.
Yeah, I miss that.
My name is David Packouz.
Workload management?? What's workload management??
What shit?
When it came to this shit, Efraim knew everything.
Makes, models, weights, where it was made.
Seriously, what the fuck are we going to do?
to live with his uncle in 10th grade.
Yeah.
both sides of every conflict on the planet.
But looking back
- It's from Scarface. - Of course, man. I remember.
I introduced you to him.
- Glad to meet you. - How you doing?
Henry has contacts in Albania.
Holy shit, bro.
- Hello? - Hey.
Good. My flight leaves tomorrow morning at 10:00.
It meant we would never win another contract.
You know, every Jew owes a debt to Israel.
we would increase our profit margin by almost $3 million.
I'm canceling you for cause.
Hi.
They had us dead to rights.
Understood. But how many actual crates?
Is this a fucking joke, David?
Huh? What?
Crazy, right? $12.2 billion.
I'm never going to lie to you again.
- The whole order? - Mmm-hmm.
Us.
Wait, that's got to be a typo.
why don't you just bid on the contract yourself?
No.
This whole time I never thought about what you must be going through.
Look, I don't want to come off as the ugly American here.
- What? - We won the Afghan deal!
The Pentagon fucked up when they were rebuilding the Iraqi Army.
Look at this towel. Okay?
Free gas.
No, you're not in this alone.
Yeah. I'm supposed to swing by his office tomorrow.
I'm not a bad man, but in certain situations,
stuffed into our Army-issued duffel bags.
Bro, I'm the fattest and most retarded.
It's all money and it all matters.
And what about shipping?
All right, I gotta take a leak.
- That's it. - All right. There we go.
Sorry things have gotten so crazy.
You know, this is different than doing business on the phone.
Walking up to launch like....
And I don't want you to walk away from this empty-handed.
Efraim Diveroli.
inside big wooden crates.
fight with our business associates.
This is the job.
It makes me feel like I'm in this alone.
I have not been paid yet.
Fuck.