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What did you say?
Look, the Pentagon wants 100 million rounds of AK-47 ammo
Whoa. Bro, you don't have to threaten me.
You can't park here.
What's up with this nigga, man?
I know you're upset.
What a fucking piece of shit! Do you believe this fucking guy?
The one banning all arms shipments to Iraq.
And there were hundreds of them.
Helmut fucking Newton over here.
That's everything that's been delivered on the Afghan deal.
Millions.
Great fucking job.
One supplier who could fill the entire Afghan deal.
I mean, no offense, but I'm against this war.
President Bush said that contrary to reports
We need 100 million rounds.
So 50 men, eight weeks.
Come on, you know how much you've helped me out lately.
I missed you, bro.
Holy shit! Shark won the addy contract.
Hey, what's up, man?
This is Captain Santos in Baghdad
- Eighty-two years old. - Wow.
Exactly, but you don't need a permit to drive them.
Can I ask you a question?
every time the page turns.
That's Brazilian and it's shit.
would mean piecing together
Done.
I don't know. It seems excessive.
Because we're on the verge of making $30 million.
Uh...
Do you understand now?
180 fucking tons!
Uh-huh.
And then we waited.
What's up?
David.
Ralph put up the money to back the deals in exchange for 25% of the company.
You probably shouldn't smoke that here, either.
Right now, it's packed in heavy tins
We went to camp together.
- 10 cents a round. - That's fucking amazing.
1,084,000 GP-30 grenades.
Then why would you expect me to?
You said that you were going to leave it alone.
and we bought 100 million rounds of illegal Chinese ammunition,
No, I mean what do the letters mean?
Let's go.
This is work. I have to take it.
This is David.
Vegas X is where military and manufacturers
Really? What for?
Yo!
But the Pentagon's got to give little trophies
Look at this fucking place. Oh, my God.
Efraim was charged with over 70 federal crimes
Hey, I think I got something.
You had your boys show us the one crate of Albanian ammo in the entire country.
Me and Iz are going to rallies and signing petitions.
Not a problem.
containing every military contract currently up for bidding.
That's what it costs to outfit one American soldier.
Why not? Marlboro is the best smuggler in all of Jordan.
AEY would ever see.
Do you understand now?
I was done with Albania.
I just gave you $300.00 for a Dog you didn’t produce I need my refund!
Bro!
I am. I've been on the phone
going back three years.
Let's go get fucking paid.
Ever.
Hello?
Fucking Warren.
You remember Victor in the Ukraine?
I'll make you rich.
Pretty sick, huh?
There's a lot I could say about this period in my life
Find a fair solution.
if we fast forward to our third date.
I want to quit consulting But I can’t quit consulting
I live on crumbs, like a rat.
50/50
Efraim Diveroli was my best friend growing up.
A bunch of shady motherfuckers like that guy.
He was horrified and couldn't make a deal fast enough.
After Enver called the Pentagon,
This is the best smuggler in all of Jordan?
We did run yeshiva.
A lot. It's 100 million rounds of ammunition.
I just gave you $300 for some weed.
- Excuse me. - The Embassy call?
Thank you. I mean, that's great to hear because we really worked hard on this.
Um, no, I don't.
and proud to welcome you,
Bro, do you remember the last time we went to buy weed together?
He really believed this could be the answer.
He drives to Cambridge 2-3 times a month.
God bless Dick Cheney's America!
All right? I'm your partner.
in the end, the thing that did us in?
What the fuck shit poop
the U.S. government can't do business with directly.
Yeah. She's good.
Steinweide passed
The Pentagon's arming the Afghans for the next 30 years.
Right, of course. It's 9:00 a.m. in Baghdad.
We need to be fucking thugs, you understand?
The President said, That's ridiculous.
who only dealt arms as a means
Sir, I need you to work with us a little on this.
Come on!
She also hated the mountain of bed sheets that were taking up half our apartment.
Hey, can you give her to your mom so that we can talk for a minute?
I'm going to be on the next flight out of here if you pull that shit.
What the fuck, man!
Can I ask you another question?
I found this.
I guess not.
You know what? Fuck you.
I can't spend more than 48 hours in this dump.
We go to work now?
We quickly learned that