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Yeah? What's that?
Hey, stop! Stop, stop!
They tell you it gets better.
Look at the bright side.
There's dead bodies, relax.
- We don't have much here. - Oh.
He's charging us a 400% markup!
It's weird. We were the same age, but I always looked up to Efraim.
Who the fuck would ask that?
That is so mean.
Iraqi police force is depending on you.
Cigarettes.
we would lighten our overall load by 180 tons.
But it was a complete disaster.
Yeah. Me too.
They don't want to, they have to.
We have 700 more like it across the country.
No, but the Pentagon does.
We're making money, okay?
you bring it to me.
Fetuses have a much faster heart rate than we do.
What the fuck are my guns doing in Jordan?
Get the fuck out of here.
And when you're dealing with the Pentagon, crumbs are worth millions.
I'd spend my entire day scouring the government's website,
But we didn't lose it.
Yeah, and I also told you that we're selling other stuff too.
By how much?
Great. Where did you find this guy?
38 minutes.
Bashkim.
Efraim!
I just wanted...
I was kidnapped by Albanian gangsters.
Fuck! Fuck!
Yeah.
What the fuck!
If I asked you to build me a house,
Come on! Where's everybody going?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Because I know how you feel about the war.
Y como es emprender?
our bid was too attractive to pass up.
Hold on. How do you even know it's Chinese?
- Is that Efraim? - What?
Where are we? Where's Marlboro?
Last week, I shipped 400 gas masks to American Special Forces in Iraq.
- Is it? - David!
Excuse me?
- Emily, don't. - What?
Ralph Slutsky was Efraim's silent partner.
You don't see that?
What else aren't you telling me?
Belgian, but made under license in lots of places.
Who's your husband?
I'm in the ass crack of the world, defending your freedom.
How about this?
It's embarrassing!
Hey, can we order some food?
We have to go to Jordan. Like, ASAP.
Any of you niggas ever seen this motherfucker before?
It was meant to be derogatory, but we kinda liked it.
Bro, what the fuck!
- Hey. - Hey, sweetie.
There is no table of contents in the Book of Life.
You know I've always believed in this business.
Hey, bro.
360,000 SVD sniper rifles.
- He didn't tell you? - David!
I think our parents wanted to keep us as far apart as possible.
Chinese, bro? What does that even mean, Chinese?
Yeah. But I mean, that's also fucking illegal, man.
What do you think?
And he's got, like, 20,000 of them.
What?
He's on a terrorist watch list!
30, maybe 40 years. AK-47 bullets
You have 700 warehouses like this?
So, show us what you got.
You do know it's 100 million rounds, right?
Hey, sorry to interrupt. It's time sensitive.
We're in a Muslim country
- Efraim Diveroli. - Nice to meet you.
I thought you meant pillows!
Remember Little League?
I thought we were gonna hang out.
You guys ever been to Albania?
I came here today prepared to pay 200k
I want to apologize about Albania.
But this was a huge fucking problem.
Are you fucking kidding me?
This white bo wild.
will appreciate the difference.
Lets go run up on snoop poser rapper leftist..
I love you. Bye.
- Free gas? - Yeah.
No problem. Petrol free in Iraq.
the State Department launched a full-scale investigation,
- Efraim, wait. - No, no, no.
Jordan the country.
Yeah, most likely.
Oh!
Like, on your chest or whatever?
Me too.
Come on!
The problem is, I don't trust anyone.
We just told you.
What are you talking about? I was there, I saw the ammo.
Yeah, me too.
- Hey, man. - Hey, man.
That's your baby's heartbeat.
What, you think the Afghans who are getting
Mmm-hmm.
Yeah, but still.
Airport, let's go.
I'm serious, man.