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We're in a Muslim country
That's your baby's heartbeat.
- Hey. - Hey, sweetie.
- Hey, man. - Hey, man.
The problem is, I don't trust anyone.
It's weird. We were the same age, but I always looked up to Efraim.
Hey, stop! Stop, stop!
But we didn't lose it.
Bashkim.
Hey, bro.
He's on a terrorist watch list!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Who the fuck would ask that?
Mmm-hmm.
Get the fuck out of here.
I came here today prepared to pay 200k
He's charging us a 400% markup!
Hold on. How do you even know it's Chinese?
Yeah? What's that?
- We don't have much here. - Oh.
- Free gas? - Yeah.
Yeah, and I also told you that we're selling other stuff too.
So, show us what you got.
What do you think?
They tell you it gets better.
will appreciate the difference.
Efraim!
Y como es emprender?
We're making money, okay?
But it was a complete disaster.
Iraqi police force is depending on you.
Hey, can we order some food?
By how much?
We just told you.
I was kidnapped by Albanian gangsters.
What the fuck!
But this was a huge fucking problem.
They don't want to, they have to.
Jordan the country.
This white bo wild.
- He didn't tell you? - David!
I'm in the ass crack of the world, defending your freedom.
There is no table of contents in the Book of Life.
Yeah. Me too.
And he's got, like, 20,000 of them.
Yeah, but still.
That is so mean.
We have to go to Jordan. Like, ASAP.
Cigarettes.
And when you're dealing with the Pentagon, crumbs are worth millions.
I'm serious, man.
I think our parents wanted to keep us as far apart as possible.
Yeah. But I mean, that's also fucking illegal, man.
Ralph Slutsky was Efraim's silent partner.
You don't see that?
Like, on your chest or whatever?
I thought you meant pillows!
- Is that Efraim? - What?
I'd spend my entire day scouring the government's website,
It's embarrassing!
No, but the Pentagon does.
- Is it? - David!
Come on! Where's everybody going?
Hey, sorry to interrupt. It's time sensitive.
I thought we were gonna hang out.
You do know it's 100 million rounds, right?
Who's your husband?
I love you. Bye.
you bring it to me.
We have 700 more like it across the country.
Airport, let's go.
Yeah.
There's dead bodies, relax.
What else aren't you telling me?
our bid was too attractive to pass up.
Fuck! Fuck!
It was meant to be derogatory, but we kinda liked it.
You have 700 warehouses like this?
- Efraim, wait. - No, no, no.
Where are we? Where's Marlboro?
No problem. Petrol free in Iraq.
You guys ever been to Albania?
Yeah, me too.
I want to apologize about Albania.
Remember Little League?
Come on!
Lets go run up on snoop poser rapper leftist..
Last week, I shipped 400 gas masks to American Special Forces in Iraq.
Bro, what the fuck!
Look at the bright side.
- Emily, don't. - What?
Are you fucking kidding me?
the State Department launched a full-scale investigation,
Any of you niggas ever seen this motherfucker before?
What the fuck are my guns doing in Jordan?
Oh!
Me too.
Belgian, but made under license in lots of places.
Great. Where did you find this guy?
What are you talking about? I was there, I saw the ammo.
Because I know how you feel about the war.
How about this?
38 minutes.
What?
You know I've always believed in this business.
we would lighten our overall load by 180 tons.
What, you think the Afghans who are getting
Excuse me?
If I asked you to build me a house,
360,000 SVD sniper rifles.
I just wanted...
Fetuses have a much faster heart rate than we do.
- Efraim Diveroli. - Nice to meet you.
Chinese, bro? What does that even mean, Chinese?
30, maybe 40 years. AK-47 bullets
Yeah, most likely.