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To source a deal of this magnitude
to pick us up at the airport
Why, what do we got?
You try.
What does AEY stand for?
Can I get the shit?
But a beautiful place is not one of them.
What's the big deal?
for selling outdated, defective Chinese ammunition
They'll tell you it's about patriotism, democracy
Thanks, man.
Mr. President, we want to thank you
It's fucking genius.
Sure. No problem.
Be careful.
How long you been doing this for?
There's a fucking dead body in there, man!
Yeah, 1:00 a.m. is when you're supposed to be at the office
That's not true, it gets worse.
Like if you ran yeshiva back in the day
through the Iraqi desert
How's your baby?
I had bad information.
Yeah, dude, I'm against the war too.
Fuck you, Marlboro!
And while you're at it, learn the difference between
I like fancy shit. That’s my thing.
All right, uh, give me
I was about to fire the entire office.
It was time to change shit up.
- Give us a second. - Yeah. One second, please.
I think I'm going to go back to being a massage therapist.
It was 5K, right?
Tell him I'll give him 100 bucks for those shades.
Relax, bro.
I am Yili Pinari,
from Jordan to Baghdad.
Listen, I'm not saying I like it,
was that a coincidence?
Do Your fucking job!
All the pressure you're under.
Look.
Fuck you, buddy.
and we are looking at options as we speak.
He's a complicated young man.
I can't. I got a client at 4:00.
What if we repack?
And we're international arms dealers.
we're about to make a decision on those RFPs.
I was wrong about you two.
Packouz, please tell me
And I'm like, Yo. Chill. I ain't about that drama.
Yeah. Yeah, everything's fine.
Fuck.
I know.
I'm trying to find my friends.
that Efraim was an observant Jew
I even have copies of the bank statements that we photoshopped
against a deal of this size.
What the fuck? Look.
How did two 20-something young men land a big Pentagon contract?
Let's go run some fucking guns.
It went off without a hitch.
Because five minutes ago,
than a lifetime of massages.
It's cool, bro.
Go, go! Come on.
Besides, compared to my other prospects,
I was just looking out for us and I took it too far.
That sounds illegal.
Oh, fuck! All right!
Not anymore. Now it's an Albanian towel.
You know everything now.
But not for us.
So, I should probably return four-fifths of the money.
Captain, good to hear from you.
Nice.
- Got it. - Wait, what?
Just getting ready to leave.
This was the magic bullet.
These listings seemed to go on forever.
And you 3 are going golfing!?
Great fucking job shark.
You have two weeks. Otherwise, you'll hear from my lawyer.
You seriously expect me to take off a Friday?
What do you mean, all the bullets are right here?
This wouldn't just put us in contention.
founders sourcing leads on LI
A kid from Arkansas
What time is it there?
Hello?
and now you're about to blow me in my car.
Even the AK ammo?
Whatever. Fuck him. I made a bunch of money.