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I even have copies of the bank statements that we photoshopped
And while you're at it, learn the difference between
Hello?
I know.
What's the big deal?
It's fucking genius.
I can't. I got a client at 4:00.
that Efraim was an observant Jew
Even the AK ammo?
What does AEY stand for?
- Got it. - Wait, what?
Fuck you, Marlboro!
All right, uh, give me
Captain, good to hear from you.
and we are looking at options as we speak.
So, I should probably return four-fifths of the money.
A kid from Arkansas
And we're international arms dealers.
Not anymore. Now it's an Albanian towel.
Fuck you, buddy.
I am Yili Pinari,
Besides, compared to my other prospects,
And you 3 are going golfing!?
I was about to fire the entire office.
- Give us a second. - Yeah. One second, please.
It's cool, bro.
Yeah, 1:00 a.m. is when you're supposed to be at the office
How's your baby?
I like fancy shit. That’s my thing.
through the Iraqi desert
was that a coincidence?
But a beautiful place is not one of them.
Because five minutes ago,
than a lifetime of massages.
Let's go run some fucking guns.
Fuck.
Yeah. Yeah, everything's fine.
Do Your fucking job!
Tell him I'll give him 100 bucks for those shades.
Go, go! Come on.
and now you're about to blow me in my car.
I think I'm going to go back to being a massage therapist.
Like if you ran yeshiva back in the day
Nice.
I was just looking out for us and I took it too far.
What if we repack?
Oh, fuck! All right!
founders sourcing leads on LI
That sounds illegal.
All the pressure you're under.
They'll tell you it's about patriotism, democracy
He's a complicated young man.
And I'm like, Yo. Chill. I ain't about that drama.
You know everything now.
This wouldn't just put us in contention.
Look.
Can I get the shit?
Thanks, man.
from Jordan to Baghdad.
That's not true, it gets worse.
I had bad information.
Relax, bro.
Be careful.
we're about to make a decision on those RFPs.
How did two 20-something young men land a big Pentagon contract?
for selling outdated, defective Chinese ammunition
Packouz, please tell me
What time is it there?
What the fuck? Look.
But not for us.
Whatever. Fuck him. I made a bunch of money.
It went off without a hitch.
Listen, I'm not saying I like it,
How long you been doing this for?
to pick us up at the airport
Great fucking job shark.
There's a fucking dead body in there, man!
To source a deal of this magnitude
You have two weeks. Otherwise, you'll hear from my lawyer.
against a deal of this size.
I'm trying to find my friends.
This was the magic bullet.
Sure. No problem.
It was time to change shit up.
It was 5K, right?
These listings seemed to go on forever.
Mr. President, we want to thank you
Why, what do we got?
Yeah, dude, I'm against the war too.
You seriously expect me to take off a Friday?
Just getting ready to leave.
You try.
What do you mean, all the bullets are right here?
I was wrong about you two.