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I think I'm going to go back to being a massage therapist.
How long you been doing this for?
He's a complicated young man.
- Give us a second. - Yeah. One second, please.
It's cool, bro.
All the pressure you're under.
Fuck.
And while you're at it, learn the difference between
What's the big deal?
It went off without a hitch.
I was wrong about you two.
It was time to change shit up.
That's not true, it gets worse.
Relax, bro.
Just getting ready to leave.
than a lifetime of massages.
Hello?
Why, what do we got?
for selling outdated, defective Chinese ammunition
Besides, compared to my other prospects,
It was 5K, right?
- Got it. - Wait, what?
I can't. I got a client at 4:00.
And we're international arms dealers.
was that a coincidence?
Let's go run some fucking guns.
You know everything now.
But a beautiful place is not one of them.
These listings seemed to go on forever.
What do you mean, all the bullets are right here?
But not for us.
against a deal of this size.
I like fancy shit. That’s my thing.
founders sourcing leads on LI
Because five minutes ago,
and now you're about to blow me in my car.
How did two 20-something young men land a big Pentagon contract?
How's your baby?
Do Your fucking job!
we're about to make a decision on those RFPs.
and we are looking at options as we speak.
I'm trying to find my friends.
And you 3 are going golfing!?
What does AEY stand for?
You have two weeks. Otherwise, you'll hear from my lawyer.
So, I should probably return four-fifths of the money.
I was just looking out for us and I took it too far.
They'll tell you it's about patriotism, democracy
I was about to fire the entire office.
Whatever. Fuck him. I made a bunch of money.
This was the magic bullet.
Great fucking job shark.
Tell him I'll give him 100 bucks for those shades.
To source a deal of this magnitude
that Efraim was an observant Jew
What the fuck? Look.
Like if you ran yeshiva back in the day
Yeah. Yeah, everything's fine.
I know.
Packouz, please tell me
Nice.
I had bad information.
A kid from Arkansas
Fuck you, Marlboro!
You seriously expect me to take off a Friday?
Listen, I'm not saying I like it,
I am Yili Pinari,
What time is it there?
Yeah, dude, I'm against the war too.
And I'm like, Yo. Chill. I ain't about that drama.
Can I get the shit?
through the Iraqi desert
from Jordan to Baghdad.
I even have copies of the bank statements that we photoshopped
Go, go! Come on.
Thanks, man.
Fuck you, buddy.
Captain, good to hear from you.
Mr. President, we want to thank you
There's a fucking dead body in there, man!
Not anymore. Now it's an Albanian towel.
All right, uh, give me
Look.
What if we repack?
Sure. No problem.
Oh, fuck! All right!
This wouldn't just put us in contention.
It's fucking genius.
Yeah, 1:00 a.m. is when you're supposed to be at the office
Even the AK ammo?
You try.
to pick us up at the airport
Be careful.
That sounds illegal.