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Hey, let me call you right back.
Jerk men off the rest of your life?
Got it.
We stopped for gas in Fallujah?
You wanted your guns back, he got you your guns back.
You just described a funeral as amazing.
They gave all these no-bid contracts to Cheney's boys, and they got caught.
Your boy's back in town.
I need to go back to Albania for a couple weeks.
When you realize theres NO McDonalds in Albania And this is what they offer you instead
Any luck today?
Where you been? Why aren't you answering your phone?
They're building a whole army.
Honestly, we were out of our league.
I'd be done by now.
Thank you for the sign.
We're going to leave before you think of something else to say.
$2.8 million.
We have 68,520 crates.
Yes, very safe.
Yeah, you probably should have picked a different girl.
What's up?
I don't give a fuck. He's ripping us off!
- You are correct. - All right.
I'm barred from doing any business with the U.S. government.
Albania is most armed country in the world.
Turkish. Made in Turkey.
because I really miss you. Okay?
I pled guilty and was sentenced to seven months house arrest.
50-50.
- I think it's broken. - Oh, my God.
It was crazy.
Sorry, I have a question.
Yeah, I thought it through too.
I actually heard it was the other way around.
That's what I always say. Vegas is a two-day town.
Why don't you go ahead and just give me your bid
So what, you sell these things to the Pentagon?
To find out what my competitor's bidding on a contract.
putin to every russian soldier
By repacking the ammo,
Baby.
The Herstal 556 light machine gun.
Okay, what do you want me to do?
Come on, Iz. Don't cut me off like this.
This is the whole fucking pie.
See? You don't know.
How am I sabotaging it?
I'm thinking about getting a place there.
from all over Eastern Europe.
I'm not an arms dealer.
It's okay. We have plenty of what you came for.
- What the fuck. - Shit!
Iz, what happened?
I'm with a prostitute. What's up?
Go!
just to pay the air conditioning bills
In my mind, this is not a metaphorical debt.
Look, I'm serious, okay?
It's our partnership agreement. 70-30.
so probably should have been invited to whatever this is.
This is C.J. Chivers with The New York Times.
About a young man traveling to Pinsk.
- Where you at? - I'm at Liv, bro.
- Who's that? - Fuck, it's Santos.
But we saw that as an advantage.
Do you have any questions?
I'm blowing off some steam.
Good to see you.
Albania?
it would be a logistical nightmare.
It's a fucking gold rush.
head of Albania's largest military export company.
He looks so tan.
Holy shit.
Sure.
Yeah? It's a gated community.
with weapon manufacturers all over Eastern Europe.
So, Andrew told me
So Efraim thought it'd be a good idea to get high in the parking lot.
my wife and I are having serious financial problems.
My reaction when it's the last day of school
Either way, you're endangering my mission.
What does IBM stand for? Nothing.
Great. I was worried
Okay.
Great fucking gif, Mott.
I don't know. It was stupid. You're right.
When you put it like that there's really only one option.
How's it going?
Anybody who tells you otherwise
Okay? And nobody was buying the bed sheets.
- Just sign here. - You got it.
50-50? What, like 50% we live, 50% we die?
Put it this way. I sell him his shit.
Parachute pants.
Right. But then, one year, somebody's mom complained?
80K per flight.
What is that?
We're gonna die!
Great. That's what I wanted to hear.
I need you to know that you can tell me anything, David.
That’s what I always say. Jasper is a two-day town.
doing his patriotic duty to defend his country?
May I speak with David Packouz?
It was always okay.
Where the fuck is Marlboro?
You might think after barely surviving Iraq
That his uncle is the one who stole the money from him.
Yeah.
What?
I told her that Efraim had great contacts in the government.
Me too.
To do business with the people in places
Hi.
I came here today prepared to pay 200k
Fuck me.
Eight ounce tins for plastic bags.
The Beretta deal was massive.
This is about being pro-money.
That's really nice of you, Efraim.
The story tonight that has Pentagon officials scrambling.
Wait, wait, wait!
Efraim has a heavy heart over what's happened.
and everybody knew that we got arrested?