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50-50? What, like 50% we live, 50% we die?
May I speak with David Packouz?
Okay, what do you want me to do?
Me too.
Hi.
my wife and I are having serious financial problems.
To do business with the people in places
I pled guilty and was sentenced to seven months house arrest.
Your boy's back in town.
Where the fuck is Marlboro?
The Beretta deal was massive.
In my mind, this is not a metaphorical debt.
You wanted your guns back, he got you your guns back.
We have 68,520 crates.
from all over Eastern Europe.
- Who's that? - Fuck, it's Santos.
Iz, what happened?
Eight ounce tins for plastic bags.
- I think it's broken. - Oh, my God.
because I really miss you. Okay?
We stopped for gas in Fallujah?
So Efraim thought it'd be a good idea to get high in the parking lot.
- You are correct. - All right.
I'm barred from doing any business with the U.S. government.
Yes, very safe.
I came here today prepared to pay 200k
Turkish. Made in Turkey.
I need you to know that you can tell me anything, David.
What is that?
I'm with a prostitute. What's up?
- Just sign here. - You got it.
Hey, let me call you right back.
Yeah? It's a gated community.
Good to see you.
I don't know. It was stupid. You're right.
I actually heard it was the other way around.
Come on, Iz. Don't cut me off like this.
it would be a logistical nightmare.
Where you been? Why aren't you answering your phone?
This is about being pro-money.
Albania is most armed country in the world.
It's a fucking gold rush.
Parachute pants.
So, Andrew told me
Albania?
just to pay the air conditioning bills
80K per flight.
Okay? And nobody was buying the bed sheets.
- What the fuck. - Shit!
Right. But then, one year, somebody's mom complained?
Go!
50-50.
By repacking the ammo,
Look, I'm serious, okay?
Honestly, we were out of our league.
Yeah, I thought it through too.
My reaction when it's the last day of school
- Where you at? - I'm at Liv, bro.
This is the whole fucking pie.
They gave all these no-bid contracts to Cheney's boys, and they got caught.
Great. I was worried
They're building a whole army.
That’s what I always say. Jasper is a two-day town.
$2.8 million.
He looks so tan.
But we saw that as an advantage.
It was crazy.
To find out what my competitor's bidding on a contract.
What does IBM stand for? Nothing.
You might think after barely surviving Iraq
Great. That's what I wanted to hear.
It was always okay.
Great fucking gif, Mott.
That his uncle is the one who stole the money from him.
Jerk men off the rest of your life?
Okay.
I need to go back to Albania for a couple weeks.
The story tonight that has Pentagon officials scrambling.
We're going to leave before you think of something else to say.
When you put it like that there's really only one option.
Sorry, I have a question.
It's our partnership agreement. 70-30.
You just described a funeral as amazing.
Wait, wait, wait!
Why don't you go ahead and just give me your bid
head of Albania's largest military export company.
The Herstal 556 light machine gun.
and everybody knew that we got arrested?
Anybody who tells you otherwise
This is C.J. Chivers with The New York Times.
doing his patriotic duty to defend his country?
I'm not an arms dealer.
with weapon manufacturers all over Eastern Europe.
Sure.
That's what I always say. Vegas is a two-day town.
How's it going?
We're gonna die!
Any luck today?
Either way, you're endangering my mission.
Thank you for the sign.
What?
So what, you sell these things to the Pentagon?
I'd be done by now.
How am I sabotaging it?
When you realize theres NO McDonalds in Albania And this is what they offer you instead
I told her that Efraim had great contacts in the government.
Baby.
It's okay. We have plenty of what you came for.
so probably should have been invited to whatever this is.
Fuck me.
Got it.
Put it this way. I sell him his shit.
Efraim has a heavy heart over what's happened.
See? You don't know.
I'm thinking about getting a place there.
That's really nice of you, Efraim.
Do you have any questions?
Holy shit.
I don't give a fuck. He's ripping us off!
Yeah.
About a young man traveling to Pinsk.
What's up?
I'm blowing off some steam.
putin to every russian soldier
Yeah, you probably should have picked a different girl.