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You told me you guys were selling bed sheets.
Uh, I finished about 1 K of it.
It's Lacoste. It's actually a crocodile.
- Jesus. - Put down.
Really? Because I kept everything, you dumb fuck!
What? What are you talking about?
test test2
Motherfucker! He ripped us off!
WHEN UR FRIEND THINKS HES RICH
And according to Efraim, they did.
Seriously, I need the help.
That's going to win this deal for us.
I fucked up...
Right. Well, how were these stored?
Fuck.
Come on.
Excuse me, sir?
but what the hell.
You know what I mean?
you and Efraim are working together now?
We had to go for it.
50/50
He's making money, the whole thing is fucking working.
I fall over, she revive me.
Yeah, he did that windmill thing with his arms.
to all the Robbie Friedmans of the world.
Dude, for the last 20 years, this guy has basically supplied
They fucking worked.
It would require dozens of shipping outfits
Holy shit. We won the Afghan deal.
Dude, I am so fucked.
Uh, who gives a fuck how these were stored?
Oh, yeah, we took that money you gave us,
Rosen is her friend now? That Jew fuck?
Holy shit. Is that Efraim?
We're doing God's work, Ralph.
Okay. I'm going to talk very seriously.
You're at Liv, trying to get laid?
You expect us to drive them to Iraq?
Ralph was under the impression
Hey, I never said thank you.
Do they work?
Bro, I'm the fattest And most retarded
It was 10 times bigger than anything we'd closed so far.
It's run by this guy, Henry Girard.
I've seen it.
We either repack this shit and send it off
I'm sorry, you're on a terrorist watch list?
AEY still needed to be vetted by the government.
or some shit about the other guy hating our freedom.
And now, here I was, driving a truckload of guns
Yeah, we were gangsters, bro.
Does anybody else have any questions?
So, you guys want to know the sex?
What kind of guys?
I just gave you $300.00 for a Dog
Who, this?
fought in Iraq and Afghanistan.
FUCK THAT. WE NEED THE REWARDS.
- Outstanding. - Thanks, Captain. Talk soon.
The U.S. Military, motherfucker.
Who, Henry?
Holy shit, they have guns, man!
You guys are AEY?
All right, I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
we'd buy seized weapons at police auctions and resell them on the Internet.
We both did.
200 grand?
We keep going back and forth on it.
What if we repack them all?
It cost the American taxpayer $4. 5 billion each year
Tell him the best part.
Yeah, so, she opened the door.
You can get Ilyushin 76 through Russian pilots.
How are you, sweetie?
I'd be curious to know what Henry is paying the Albanians for the AK ammo.
Oh, that was me impersonating an army officer.
shot up by the Taliban give a shit where their ammo comes from?
Look, you don't have to go back.
Yeah. I have something better than a partnership agreement.
but by repacking all the ammo
Now I’m not even going to pay for breakfast.
And she told me that he stole $70,000 from her father.
What the fuck are you doing here, man?
you think I owe you half the money?
The guy I told you about. Efraim Diveroli?
Fucking cool, man.
at the State Department.
your bid was far too attractive for us to pass up.
In 2022, AEY will be eligible once again to bid on Federal contracts.
To my partner, David. The world is yours.
We told Ralph we only made $3 million on that one.
Hey, boys.
So I had Warren draft up a severance agreement.
I found this deal. And I'm over here
The reason I went to Albania was to repackage Chinese ammunition
Iz, would you stop, please?
I've been looking to bring somebody on for a while now.
Congress called the Afghanistan contract a case study
All that bullshit about him wanting to mediate a truce between Efraim and I...
not taking shit from anyone.
How was the funeral?
Understood.
Sorry. Excuse me.
Find a fair solution.
I came here prepared to pay $200,,000
Yeah, I'm good. But thanks.
You get the better price when you come direct to the distributor.
While going through Efraim's computer, they even found a to-do list that said,
Shit, did I wake you?
And I'm an international arms dealer.
I'm good, bro. I know how to take a piss, all right?
- Yeah, who's this? - Hi, David.
Yeah, and we made $8 million doing it, asshole.