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Hey, Kip, snap a photo of us, pal.
Whoa, really?
Hey, Henry, sorry I'm late.
So I hid some money under the sink.
Efraim, we can't dick around with this guy
Yeah. Look, I got a cargo plane sitting at the airport.
We really are.
Really? Why is he calling me?
Okay, well, thank you for your time.
My nephew.
Trust me, you don't want to be here.
You cheap fuck!
Fuck!
Remember a few weeks ago, in the car on the way home from my mom's house?
Guns, bullets, body armor.
They called guys like us war dogs.
Fight with our families,
What? No, we said we needed a permit to fly them to Iraq.
- What? Why? - I don't fucking know, David.
THAT GUILD WAS NOT FUCKING AROUND.
I like your shades.
Of course I do. It was fucking traumatic.
As God as my witness,
45,000 SKO aviation rockets.
We said we'd tell each other everything.
- It feels really soft. - It should.
body armor, and an M16.
Sorry.
That was Aladdin. They're in the lobby.
Options? What kind of options?
Let me guess. You didn't want to freak me out?
REplace aey with spk
What do you know about war?
Okay.
David, look at me.
Listen.
But I didn't know that yet.
You haven't been paid anything?
Whoa. What the fuck? Hey.
Yes, I heard you.
I was wondering if you had a minute to talk about AEY,
We didn't take shit from anyone.
Jordan...
Yeah, it doesn't always feel like that.
David, we're gunrunners.
I guess so.
Holy shit! They're getting closer. Come on, man. Go!
- Got you. - Let me see it.
That meant fewer flights using lighter planes burning less fuel.
Motherfucker!
What?
It's called circumvention.
Could have just started with that, you know, saved all this bullshit.
I gotta fly to Miami right now. I'll be back in a week.
- Sorry, kind of an emergency. - Excuse me. Sorry.
You can get one on the black market for $300.
Yeah.
Yeah. Check this out.
Great. So if you can go ahead and just re-email me those numbers.
Well, he does.
Sleep. I got her.
we'd be back in the office, working the phones.
how many days left till my album is here
Like a terrorist watch list?
Yeah, that's the plan. I'm gonna feed my kid by jerking men off.
The big deal is you hid it from me!
Which is exactly what we did.
You know your mom wouldn't give me your number?
Oh, my God.
Holy fuck, bro.
Which is why we must be grateful
So I said, You know what would be interesting to me, Bashkim?
Welcome.
Iz, I'm sorry.
He would figure out who someone wanted him to be
Because he's a fucking animal.
I've thought it through.
Hello, Mr. Borstein. This is David Packouz.
I'm prepared to pay you 50K per year for the next four years.
Swayman finally getting signed
Hey, man. I just got a client at 2150, Mr. Shore.
I thought he was still in LA.
who owned a boxing and storage company out of Tirana.
It was hard not to laugh.
And that's what war is really about.
That's great news, Captain Santos.
Just admit it.
We're talking exclusive access to a stockpile
I'm sorry, bro.
Hey, Ella. Hi.
And it's a problem if I can't trust the man
I decided I'd come back to Miami, start up my own shop.
Jordanian customs seized our Berettas.
Do you know what those are?
Mmm-hmm.
- What do you think? - Um...
That is absolutely a fact.
because The New York Times called,
Fuck nice! Who cares about nice?
Careful, Efraim.
All right.
Would you do that?
She had two cousins serving in Iraq.
For once, the American taxpayer
Yeah, look, I don't know what to tell you.
Albania is a lot of things.
I'm still confused, man.
Shit.
Man, fuck the American taxpayer.
and you're freaking out that I might say something.
What's the problem?
Nice to meet you, Enver.
- They buy tanks on here? - Bro, they buy everything on here.
Let me get this straight.
And I think it's pretty fair.