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Sleep. I got her.
All right.
Careful, Efraim.
THAT GUILD WAS NOT FUCKING AROUND.
Motherfucker!
Hello, Mr. Borstein. This is David Packouz.
She had two cousins serving in Iraq.
Yeah. Check this out.
I've thought it through.
You know your mom wouldn't give me your number?
- What do you think? - Um...
Yeah.
Really? Why is he calling me?
how many days left till my album is here
Fuck nice! Who cares about nice?
It was hard not to laugh.
He would figure out who someone wanted him to be
What? No, we said we needed a permit to fly them to Iraq.
Mmm-hmm.
Yeah, that's the plan. I'm gonna feed my kid by jerking men off.
Whoa. What the fuck? Hey.
And that's what war is really about.
I guess so.
Yes, I heard you.
- Sorry, kind of an emergency. - Excuse me. Sorry.
Hey, Henry, sorry I'm late.
because The New York Times called,
We didn't take shit from anyone.
David, we're gunrunners.
Oh, my God.
Could have just started with that, you know, saved all this bullshit.
45,000 SKO aviation rockets.
Yeah. Look, I got a cargo plane sitting at the airport.
Yeah, look, I don't know what to tell you.
Just admit it.
Okay, well, thank you for your time.
Would you do that?
And I think it's pretty fair.
I'm prepared to pay you 50K per year for the next four years.
Like a terrorist watch list?
What do you know about war?
Because he's a fucking animal.
The big deal is you hid it from me!
Welcome.
David, look at me.
I'm still confused, man.
It's called circumvention.
Well, he does.
Let me guess. You didn't want to freak me out?
Yeah, it doesn't always feel like that.
You haven't been paid anything?
Holy fuck, bro.
I thought he was still in LA.
They called guys like us war dogs.
Swayman finally getting signed
And it's a problem if I can't trust the man
Holy shit! They're getting closer. Come on, man. Go!
I like your shades.
Sorry.
Whoa, really?
Fuck!
Do you know what those are?
Shit.
I was wondering if you had a minute to talk about AEY,
As God as my witness,
But I didn't know that yet.
That is absolutely a fact.
- They buy tanks on here? - Bro, they buy everything on here.
For once, the American taxpayer
I decided I'd come back to Miami, start up my own shop.
Guns, bullets, body armor.
Hey, Ella. Hi.
Jordanian customs seized our Berettas.
who owned a boxing and storage company out of Tirana.
So I hid some money under the sink.
Jordan...
So I said, You know what would be interesting to me, Bashkim?
That's great news, Captain Santos.
We said we'd tell each other everything.
Hey, Kip, snap a photo of us, pal.
That meant fewer flights using lighter planes burning less fuel.
Okay.
My nephew.
Albania is a lot of things.
Which is why we must be grateful
Which is exactly what we did.
We're talking exclusive access to a stockpile
Fight with our families,
What?
and you're freaking out that I might say something.
What's the problem?
Listen.
- What? Why? - I don't fucking know, David.
Efraim, we can't dick around with this guy
You cheap fuck!
Trust me, you don't want to be here.
Hey, man. I just got a client at 2150, Mr. Shore.
REplace aey with spk
Of course I do. It was fucking traumatic.
- It feels really soft. - It should.
You can get one on the black market for $300.
Options? What kind of options?
- Got you. - Let me see it.
Iz, I'm sorry.
I gotta fly to Miami right now. I'll be back in a week.
Man, fuck the American taxpayer.
Nice to meet you, Enver.
Let me get this straight.
we'd be back in the office, working the phones.
Remember a few weeks ago, in the car on the way home from my mom's house?
body armor, and an M16.
Great. So if you can go ahead and just re-email me those numbers.
We really are.
That was Aladdin. They're in the lobby.
I'm sorry, bro.