Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let me get this straight.

Which is why we must be grateful

You can get one on the black market for $300.

The big deal is you hid it from me!

What? No, we said we needed a permit to fly them to Iraq.

And that's what war is really about.

But I didn't know that yet.

As God as my witness,

David, look at me.

I thought he was still in LA.

Careful, Efraim.

Holy fuck, bro.

Would you do that?

THAT GUILD WAS NOT FUCKING AROUND.

For once, the American taxpayer

What do you know about war?

It's called circumvention.

Trust me, you don't want to be here.

Remember a few weeks ago, in the car on the way home from my mom's house?

Because he's a fucking animal.

So I said, You know what would be interesting to me, Bashkim?

and you're freaking out that I might say something.

They called guys like us war dogs.

I decided I'd come back to Miami, start up my own shop.

I'm still confused, man.

It was hard not to laugh.

Do you know what those are?

Albania is a lot of things.

- What do you think? - Um...

Holy shit! They're getting closer. Come on, man. Go!

She had two cousins serving in Iraq.

I've thought it through.

Yeah, that's the plan. I'm gonna feed my kid by jerking men off.

- It feels really soft. - It should.

how many days left till my album is here

Let me guess. You didn't want to freak me out?

Efraim, we can't dick around with this guy

Of course I do. It was fucking traumatic.

- Got you. - Let me see it.

You cheap fuck!

Yeah. Look, I got a cargo plane sitting at the airport.

So I hid some money under the sink.

Which is exactly what we did.

- Sorry, kind of an emergency. - Excuse me. Sorry.

That is absolutely a fact.

We said we'd tell each other everything.

Could have just started with that, you know, saved all this bullshit.

I'm sorry, bro.

We didn't take shit from anyone.

What's the problem?

I'm prepared to pay you 50K per year for the next four years.

Yeah. Check this out.

I like your shades.

Man, fuck the American taxpayer.

Really? Why is he calling me?

Hey, Henry, sorry I'm late.

because The New York Times called,

That was Aladdin. They're in the lobby.

Options? What kind of options?

Guns, bullets, body armor.

Yes, I heard you.

Like a terrorist watch list?

You haven't been paid anything?

- What? Why? - I don't fucking know, David.

We're talking exclusive access to a stockpile

He would figure out who someone wanted him to be

That meant fewer flights using lighter planes burning less fuel.

You know your mom wouldn't give me your number?

And I think it's pretty fair.

Whoa. What the fuck? Hey.

I gotta fly to Miami right now. I'll be back in a week.

Yeah, it doesn't always feel like that.

Great. So if you can go ahead and just re-email me those numbers.

David, we're gunrunners.

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Okay, well, thank you for your time.

Sleep. I got her.

Hello, Mr. Borstein. This is David Packouz.

Jordanian customs seized our Berettas.

That's great news, Captain Santos.

Yeah, look, I don't know what to tell you.

I was wondering if you had a minute to talk about AEY,

Hey, Kip, snap a photo of us, pal.

body armor, and an M16.

Fuck nice! Who cares about nice?

Swayman finally getting signed

we'd be back in the office, working the phones.

Hey, man. I just got a client at 2150, Mr. Shore.

Nice to meet you, Enver.

Fight with our families,

And it's a problem if I can't trust the man

who owned a boxing and storage company out of Tirana.

- They buy tanks on here? - Bro, they buy everything on here.

45,000 SKO aviation rockets.