Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do you work for Homeland Security? Relax, bro.

It's fucking crazy.

Yeah, everyone was totally bummed out.

That's my best friend, David.

I'm on a watch list.

100,000 U.S. dollars?

Full disclosure?

Yeah. Actually, I'm a certified massage therapist

Look, I can't support a kid by giving massages.

Yeah, I know. I know.

I will get you your guns.

and hundreds of permits.

That country is one giant arsenal.

I thought that you said you sold,

Great. Yes, sir.

You're such a piece of shit.

If you see something interesting,

even if we could land the Afghan deal,

She said her husband didn't come home last night.

Mitch: Did you even bother to ask what the country of origin was?

Captain, please do not do that.

- He speaks Albanian. - I'm done.

It's not funny.

We bought two apartments in the same building.

Ledgers, bank statements, phony purchase orders,

Fuck! What the fuck, bro.

But you're my boy.

Great. With which part?

to submit our bid before the government's deadline.

I thought you meant pillows!

I'm curious, how many millions?

Too many crates. We need to streamline.

See what I'm talking about? Iraq is dope.

That was the sickest. He was unbeatable.

Yeah, I told her about the sheet thing.

in AEY by $10 million.

God, I really fucked this up, didn't I?

You expect us to drive them to Cambridge?

I'm in Albania, at the hotel.

Yeah, the one with the Mk3s?

We're partners, remember?

You're right. Henry's our partner.

Bro I'm the fattest and most retarded

David, it's 1:00 a.m. here.

Henry, what the fuck!

She's very worried. It is not like him.

My plan was to sell quality bed sheets wholesale

- Of course you can trust me. - Really?

and then put those in double-walled,

for the last three days, making other arrangements.

I showed him the list and he can help.

He says your permit has expired

It's Efraim and David.

Forging relationships

Yeah, we know. That's why we're here.

it would be like wrapping a lizard in cashmere.

what would a bad man do?

Bottom feeders who make money off of war

with my best friend from junior high.

Drown, motherfucker, drown!

How Notre Dame feels about playoffs

Yeah, but do you remember the next day, when we walked into school

You're fucking with me, aren't you?

Uh, actually, IBM stands for International Business Machines.

That's great, right?

while I got you here on the phone?

Think about it. We'll also save a fortune on shipping.

Get the fuck out of here.

You see, the Beretta deal put us on the map.

And then, in the middle of the night

I came here today prepared to pay you $200,000

We waited five months.

Bro, you want to hear something totally fucked up?

What did you mean by that, exactly?

Bro, what are you doing back? What happened to your face?

Yeah. Efraim has some contacts with the government.

And does that include mags?

We trade out all the big, heavy wooden crates

Did you happen to catch last Friday's T orah portion?

And that was Efraim's genius.

What a bunch of assholes.

He's asked me to mediate.

Illinois for our big meeting

They busted Ralph at one of his shops in the middle of a work day.

Yeah, you just got the one here right now.

We're gonna grab lunch.

and we seem to have misplaced your paperwork.

We might actually win this thing.

Dude, he would have killed me if you didn't jump in.

Wait, what? We never have ice cream.

David, it can be done.

All we have to do is ship the guns

They are literally dismantling it and turning it into scrap.

Get the fuck out of here.

When my husband asks why I need that

Everybody's fighting over the same pie.

Give us a smile, gorgeous.

Well, his cousin, Rebecca, is an old friend of mine.

I told Iz we were doing conference calls with sheet suppliers in Pakistan.