Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What are they even doing in Jordan?

No, hey, five more minutes, please? Please?

Don't worry, I have to go first. I'm American.

Contract says Berettas, I want Berettas.

I'm sorry, did anyone prevent you from inspecting the other crates?

You said you never left the hotel room in Jordan.

And for the record, AEY doesn't stand for anything.

Okay, so what do we tell the Italians?

I'm sorry, David.

works at the Albanian defense ministry?

going back three years

Yeah. Fuck us all.

- One of my favorites. - Same here.

I'd been working with Efraim for two months

David, we need to talk.

Now's not a good time.

and that you can't fly your crates out of Jordan without one.

and a lot of my clients are elderly.

and got the fuck out of Baghdad.

Efraim never paid the box guy.

It took us three separate flights

Run, motherfucker! Jump in!

We bought matching Porsches.

Captain Santos, yes, there's been a slight hiccup.

Yeah. He turned me on to this company in Cyprus.

for light cardboard boxes.

That's a good idea.

Before I left Albania, I took everything.

then we repackaged it and sold it to the U.S. Military.

He says it will take six weeks to get a new permit.

Most of this shit hadn't seen daylight

Holy shit. Seventy grand?

But I hadn't seen him since he was shipped off

When they hung Saddam Hussein for crimes against humanity

My only issue was, what would I tell Iz?

Yeah, of course.

He's a fucking animal.

Whatever. People end up on that list for bringing scissors onto an airplane!

It reminds me so much of this story I once read.

I'm a few minutes early.

Yeah, but it would still be Chinese ammo.

those guns were coming direct out of Italy.

So, where do you go to arm an entire country?

What the fuck is it with this country?

I'm not workloaded I'm OVERLOADED

It was pathetic.

I'm about to get out of here with my girl.

That's right. That's the AEY guarantee, bitch.

Yes, sir. Sorry, I wasn't expecting a work call this late.

I had to lie. Iz hated the war.

We didn't have real books.

Yeah, this is contract specialist

We have a serious fucking problem.

and I was stuck in Albania trying to piece together new suppliers

I have to ask myself,

Well, according to my source, there's an ongoing investigation

So we're just combining forces right now.

and he would become that person.

Let me remind you that we have a contract.

So we took matters into our own hands.

The war is happening.

you're aware of the legislation the Italians passed last week.

Can we just get right to that part?

Hey, why are you slowing down, man?

Actually, you know what? On second thought,

That's real money, motherfucker! Fuck!

And the key to it was sitting in 23 shipping containers

and you quit after building me half a house,

Our son, Lucas, is in the hospital.

We thought we ran South Beach.

Fuck your contract!

this was the chance of a lifetime.

Did you really think you could cut me out of my own deal?

Right away, sir.

- Pick... Pick up the fucking phone. - This is David.

I have a Class 3 Firearms license.

America has an embargo against China.

Oh, that was me impersonating an army officer.

At what point do you just admit you're a liar?

How old are these?

Okay. Aren't you going to ask me why I called the plumber?

I think it's a great idea.

Fucking A right we did.

Now I only sell to one gun nut.

of Soviet Bloc non-standard weapons and ammo.

Look at all this cash, bro. What would you call him?

Our entire business was riding on the word of an 11-year-old translator.

before they covered international diplomacy.

This was next level shit.

He out. You looking for weed?

Hey, do you remember when you fought Eric Moscowitz in sixth grade?

AEY delivered the first 5 million rounds

Me showing a customer a Rossi 92 instead of a marlin 1894

- What kind of problem? - It's Chinese.

I like fancy shit, that's my thing.

Now, tell him the other best part.

Our driver Bashkim introduced us to his friend

Why is it every time I catch you in a lie

Berettas are an Italian gun.

Ella, wave goodbye to Daddy. Hmm.

Uh-huh. No, no, no. I said I need two trucks.

where we are supposed to offer him a gift, am I correct?

What are you going to do?

So you stuffed me in the trunk of a car and shoved a gun in my face by mistake?

I also know what it feels like to get fucked by somebody.

I'm dead serious.

We will. But we are very interested.

Storage for the Albanian army.