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I'm sorry, David.

I'm not workloaded I'm OVERLOADED

Berettas are an Italian gun.

Yeah, of course.

Actually, you know what? On second thought,

this was the chance of a lifetime.

- One of my favorites. - Same here.

Right away, sir.

Uh-huh. No, no, no. I said I need two trucks.

Now, tell him the other best part.

Did you really think you could cut me out of my own deal?

and I was stuck in Albania trying to piece together new suppliers

and a lot of my clients are elderly.

So you stuffed me in the trunk of a car and shoved a gun in my face by mistake?

It reminds me so much of this story I once read.

Me showing a customer a Rossi 92 instead of a marlin 1894

going back three years

AEY delivered the first 5 million rounds

before they covered international diplomacy.

Our entire business was riding on the word of an 11-year-old translator.

We have a serious fucking problem.

Most of this shit hadn't seen daylight

He out. You looking for weed?

- Pick... Pick up the fucking phone. - This is David.

I'm about to get out of here with my girl.

No, hey, five more minutes, please? Please?

Our driver Bashkim introduced us to his friend

I'm dead serious.

and got the fuck out of Baghdad.

Okay. Aren't you going to ask me why I called the plumber?

Captain Santos, yes, there's been a slight hiccup.

Look at all this cash, bro. What would you call him?

I have a Class 3 Firearms license.

This was next level shit.

for light cardboard boxes.

I like fancy shit, that's my thing.

then we repackaged it and sold it to the U.S. Military.

So we took matters into our own hands.

We bought matching Porsches.

of Soviet Bloc non-standard weapons and ammo.

Run, motherfucker! Jump in!

How old are these?

I'm sorry, did anyone prevent you from inspecting the other crates?

and that you can't fly your crates out of Jordan without one.

America has an embargo against China.

- What kind of problem? - It's Chinese.

He's a fucking animal.

Let me remind you that we have a contract.

Yes, sir. Sorry, I wasn't expecting a work call this late.

Can we just get right to that part?

At what point do you just admit you're a liar?

Well, according to my source, there's an ongoing investigation

Now I only sell to one gun nut.

What are they even doing in Jordan?

But I hadn't seen him since he was shipped off

Yeah. Fuck us all.

Our son, Lucas, is in the hospital.

those guns were coming direct out of Italy.

My only issue was, what would I tell Iz?

and he would become that person.

He says it will take six weeks to get a new permit.

What the fuck is it with this country?

Holy shit. Seventy grand?

That's right. That's the AEY guarantee, bitch.

And for the record, AEY doesn't stand for anything.

So we're just combining forces right now.

That's real money, motherfucker! Fuck!

Contract says Berettas, I want Berettas.

The war is happening.

It was pathetic.

Ella, wave goodbye to Daddy. Hmm.

Hey, why are you slowing down, man?

I also know what it feels like to get fucked by somebody.

Before I left Albania, I took everything.

Don't worry, I have to go first. I'm American.

When they hung Saddam Hussein for crimes against humanity

I'm a few minutes early.

David, we need to talk.

I had to lie. Iz hated the war.

So, where do you go to arm an entire country?

Yeah, but it would still be Chinese ammo.

Efraim never paid the box guy.

It took us three separate flights

I have to ask myself,

I think it's a great idea.

We didn't have real books.

We thought we ran South Beach.

You said you never left the hotel room in Jordan.

What are you going to do?

Fucking A right we did.

We will. But we are very interested.

Now's not a good time.

where we are supposed to offer him a gift, am I correct?

That's a good idea.

Yeah, this is contract specialist

Hey, do you remember when you fought Eric Moscowitz in sixth grade?

Why is it every time I catch you in a lie

and you quit after building me half a house,

you're aware of the legislation the Italians passed last week.

works at the Albanian defense ministry?

Oh, that was me impersonating an army officer.

Storage for the Albanian army.

Yeah. He turned me on to this company in Cyprus.

Whatever. People end up on that list for bringing scissors onto an airplane!

And the key to it was sitting in 23 shipping containers

I'd been working with Efraim for two months

Okay, so what do we tell the Italians?

Fuck your contract!