Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My only issue was, what would I tell Iz?

When they hung Saddam Hussein for crimes against humanity

then we repackaged it and sold it to the U.S. Military.

Yeah. He turned me on to this company in Cyprus.

Efraim never paid the box guy.

That's right. That's the AEY guarantee, bitch.

Uh-huh. No, no, no. I said I need two trucks.

where we are supposed to offer him a gift, am I correct?

- One of my favorites. - Same here.

AEY delivered the first 5 million rounds

How old are these?

Our entire business was riding on the word of an 11-year-old translator.

What are they even doing in Jordan?

going back three years

This was next level shit.

At what point do you just admit you're a liar?

So we took matters into our own hands.

Well, according to my source, there's an ongoing investigation

I also know what it feels like to get fucked by somebody.

- What kind of problem? - It's Chinese.

I'm not workloaded I'm OVERLOADED

We have a serious fucking problem.

Whatever. People end up on that list for bringing scissors onto an airplane!

David, we need to talk.

It took us three separate flights

I'd been working with Efraim for two months

and that you can't fly your crates out of Jordan without one.

Fuck your contract!

We didn't have real books.

Hey, do you remember when you fought Eric Moscowitz in sixth grade?

Me showing a customer a Rossi 92 instead of a marlin 1894

The war is happening.

He out. You looking for weed?

Let me remind you that we have a contract.

It was pathetic.

Okay. Aren't you going to ask me why I called the plumber?

Run, motherfucker! Jump in!

Now, tell him the other best part.

No, hey, five more minutes, please? Please?

He's a fucking animal.

And for the record, AEY doesn't stand for anything.

Can we just get right to that part?

Did you really think you could cut me out of my own deal?

for light cardboard boxes.

But I hadn't seen him since he was shipped off

Storage for the Albanian army.

Berettas are an Italian gun.

Oh, that was me impersonating an army officer.

Now I only sell to one gun nut.

America has an embargo against China.

I'm dead serious.

Okay, so what do we tell the Italians?

Actually, you know what? On second thought,

What are you going to do?

Before I left Albania, I took everything.

Don't worry, I have to go first. I'm American.

of Soviet Bloc non-standard weapons and ammo.

Our driver Bashkim introduced us to his friend

Yeah, of course.

So, where do you go to arm an entire country?

That's a good idea.

you're aware of the legislation the Italians passed last week.

I like fancy shit, that's my thing.

I'm sorry, did anyone prevent you from inspecting the other crates?

Why is it every time I catch you in a lie

We will. But we are very interested.

Yeah, but it would still be Chinese ammo.

- Pick... Pick up the fucking phone. - This is David.

It reminds me so much of this story I once read.

He says it will take six weeks to get a new permit.

I'm a few minutes early.

works at the Albanian defense ministry?

and you quit after building me half a house,

Yeah, this is contract specialist

those guns were coming direct out of Italy.

I'm about to get out of here with my girl.

Yeah. Fuck us all.

We bought matching Porsches.

and he would become that person.

Contract says Berettas, I want Berettas.

this was the chance of a lifetime.

That's real money, motherfucker! Fuck!

I'm sorry, David.

I have to ask myself,

Hey, why are you slowing down, man?

Fucking A right we did.

I think it's a great idea.

And the key to it was sitting in 23 shipping containers

Our son, Lucas, is in the hospital.

So you stuffed me in the trunk of a car and shoved a gun in my face by mistake?

I have a Class 3 Firearms license.

Look at all this cash, bro. What would you call him?

Holy shit. Seventy grand?

What the fuck is it with this country?

and I was stuck in Albania trying to piece together new suppliers

I had to lie. Iz hated the war.

and a lot of my clients are elderly.

You said you never left the hotel room in Jordan.

So we're just combining forces right now.

and got the fuck out of Baghdad.

We thought we ran South Beach.

Now's not a good time.

Captain Santos, yes, there's been a slight hiccup.

Right away, sir.

Most of this shit hadn't seen daylight

Ella, wave goodbye to Daddy. Hmm.

Yes, sir. Sorry, I wasn't expecting a work call this late.

before they covered international diplomacy.