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That's right. That's the AEY guarantee, bitch.

What the fuck is it with this country?

David, we need to talk.

Right away, sir.

That's real money, motherfucker! Fuck!

Yes, sir. Sorry, I wasn't expecting a work call this late.

Our driver Bashkim introduced us to his friend

Most of this shit hadn't seen daylight

And for the record, AEY doesn't stand for anything.

I'm sorry, did anyone prevent you from inspecting the other crates?

Run, motherfucker! Jump in!

I'm dead serious.

I'm a few minutes early.

Before I left Albania, I took everything.

Whatever. People end up on that list for bringing scissors onto an airplane!

- What kind of problem? - It's Chinese.

It was pathetic.

So we took matters into our own hands.

Now's not a good time.

I'd been working with Efraim for two months

It reminds me so much of this story I once read.

When they hung Saddam Hussein for crimes against humanity

of Soviet Bloc non-standard weapons and ammo.

That's a good idea.

Efraim never paid the box guy.

But I hadn't seen him since he was shipped off

Fucking A right we did.

Yeah. He turned me on to this company in Cyprus.

Ella, wave goodbye to Daddy. Hmm.

Well, according to my source, there's an ongoing investigation

We will. But we are very interested.

before they covered international diplomacy.

- Pick... Pick up the fucking phone. - This is David.

Okay, so what do we tell the Italians?

Yeah, of course.

for light cardboard boxes.

I'm about to get out of here with my girl.

Yeah. Fuck us all.

going back three years

I like fancy shit, that's my thing.

So we're just combining forces right now.

Captain Santos, yes, there's been a slight hiccup.

Can we just get right to that part?

And the key to it was sitting in 23 shipping containers

We bought matching Porsches.

I also know what it feels like to get fucked by somebody.

Did you really think you could cut me out of my own deal?

Yeah, this is contract specialist

Berettas are an Italian gun.

- One of my favorites. - Same here.

It took us three separate flights

I'm not workloaded I'm OVERLOADED

Oh, that was me impersonating an army officer.

This was next level shit.

Hey, do you remember when you fought Eric Moscowitz in sixth grade?

those guns were coming direct out of Italy.

What are they even doing in Jordan?

Okay. Aren't you going to ask me why I called the plumber?

Fuck your contract!

How old are these?

Contract says Berettas, I want Berettas.

and got the fuck out of Baghdad.

you're aware of the legislation the Italians passed last week.

He says it will take six weeks to get a new permit.

I have a Class 3 Firearms license.

I'm sorry, David.

You said you never left the hotel room in Jordan.

this was the chance of a lifetime.

Uh-huh. No, no, no. I said I need two trucks.

Look at all this cash, bro. What would you call him?

Holy shit. Seventy grand?

We didn't have real books.

Me showing a customer a Rossi 92 instead of a marlin 1894

works at the Albanian defense ministry?

where we are supposed to offer him a gift, am I correct?

Our entire business was riding on the word of an 11-year-old translator.

Let me remind you that we have a contract.

The war is happening.

Actually, you know what? On second thought,

Now I only sell to one gun nut.

Our son, Lucas, is in the hospital.

AEY delivered the first 5 million rounds

I had to lie. Iz hated the war.

So, where do you go to arm an entire country?

We have a serious fucking problem.

So you stuffed me in the trunk of a car and shoved a gun in my face by mistake?

and that you can't fly your crates out of Jordan without one.

Hey, why are you slowing down, man?

and I was stuck in Albania trying to piece together new suppliers

We thought we ran South Beach.

Storage for the Albanian army.

He's a fucking animal.

My only issue was, what would I tell Iz?

America has an embargo against China.

then we repackaged it and sold it to the U.S. Military.

Now, tell him the other best part.

No, hey, five more minutes, please? Please?

and you quit after building me half a house,

He out. You looking for weed?

I have to ask myself,

Yeah, but it would still be Chinese ammo.

Don't worry, I have to go first. I'm American.

Why is it every time I catch you in a lie

and he would become that person.

At what point do you just admit you're a liar?

I think it's a great idea.

What are you going to do?

and a lot of my clients are elderly.