Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on, guys. I mean, are we done here? I got to go.

If we get out of here by dawn, we should be fine, right?

Right on. You, too, man.

Ms. Jackson? Mr. Meighan will see you now.

Ir jei tai nėra pakankamai didelė naujiena,

By all a psychos on an it's rock.

TED: Oh! Oh, fuck!

I defended Ted Clubber Lang in Ted v. Massachusetts.

Oh, shit! Fuck!

I am meddling with powers I can not possibly understand.

You're covered in rejected black-guy sperm.

Does your dog deserve human rights?

No. This is insane.

Holy shit! Zombie! He's a fucking zombie!

Two League MVPs, four Super Bowl rings,

Come on, let's get out of here!

Yeah, it's unbelievable. "Property."

You better not be messing with me.

Frink as tolanda ambassador

You were wrong to do that. Yeah.

See, I was trying to figure out

So if I purchase these Trix, there'll be no trouble?

Maybe if you guys had spent a little less time mooning over each other,

No, don't start this shit, all right?

Why, you said it twice. Is that an actual phraser

you call in every favor

in the river, titties out. You good.

Yes, I supervised the stuffing of the teddy bears.

(SCOFFS) It's what this country does best.

You Just Got to Bang Her and Maybe Pee on Her a Little

Comic Con fans,

No. It's got to be "Fuck." It must be "Fuck."

Johnny, meet your new godson,

He's a gourmet chef. So he knows how to toss a salad.

TED: Oh! Fuck me! TAMI-LYNN: What's the matter?

Okay, you ready? Oh, shit Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So in the pocket.

I'm confident you'll make the right decision.

Oh, my God! Are you fucking kidding me?

It's totally potent.

No But Maybe sonething inside the box well Crikey! All the animals have gone mad! U n h! Aaah! Get it out! Smack her in the head! Go, Gill, go! Fish in my hair!

and I... I can't believe it's official.

One minute, you in Africa, washing your clothes

I don't want to jinx it, but I think so.

But let's make one thing clear.

Is that the boxing movies?

and I'll be back with $200.

Hey, fuck your Chrysler!

But they patted us down on the way in here. Where'd you even hide it?

and a shamrock tattoo on his calf? Nope.

All right, there, you happy?

You sons of bitches! What the fuck is your... (GRUNTS)

I'm sorry I turned you away.

All right, great.

And, uh, I won't be followed?

When I saw this, I threw up. Almost quit medicine.

It's just a way for the government

What's the status?

You were my thunder buddy.

"the state of Massachusetts regrets to inform you

SAMANTHA: That was such a good dinner, Tami-Lynn.

It's a crosswalk, jackass! We have the right of way! Yeah.

(SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

You are the fucking greatest, man. Holy shit!

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Your Honor? Mr. Bennett.

JOHN: Hey, what the fuck are you doingr Get off of mel

Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse.

You know, as much as I love this person, we're completely wrong for each other.

So I talked him into going along with the bit.

I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about 20 minutes.

I have a college degree.

I know, I know, I know. And... And that's why...

"and, therefore, invalid and hereby annulled."

to get stoned with me. She never would.

a broken marriage and make it work again?

for taking time out of their busy schedules

you're still the best thing that's happened to me in a long time.

You son of a bitch!

Overruled! Sidebar?

Video? I like Asian teen stuff preferably.

I just did a line with a dude in the men's room

It's been some time, hasn't it?

We need an ambulance at 655 West 34th.

You know why you lost this case?

(WHISPERS) Yes, I do.

Oh, my God! (SOBS) I have a disease, all right? I need help!

waiting for Downtown Abbey to come on.

Obychno on izvyestyen svoimi razglagol'stvovaniyami privyetstviyami i vidyeorolikami na tyemu «kto luchshye». On takzhye byl izvyestyen kak pyedofil i lgal o svoyem polye i myestoimyeniyakh.

Oh, look, I did a lot of blow in the '80s

Thank you, Your Honor.

Rome Tokyo Madrid New York Berlin Paris London Brasilia

and making them watch Tyler Perry.

You got your hand on your dick. What are you doing?

(TEMPO INCREASES)

Yeah, she's our enemy now.

Well, Johnny, this is the second time you've made me real.

I would first like to thank the ladies and gentlemen of the jury

Mr. Bennett? John?

So you're saying you are capable of feeling love.

SHut tHe FucK uP, JeVIn!

Excuse me, Doctor, your wife's on the phone.

Start compressions. Prepare to intubate.

Are you gonna let me finish talking?

MEN: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Thirsty, Urkel?

You mean ol' moon

Oh, it's my pleasure.

Yeah, I am capable. I love a lot of stuff. Yeah.

Why do you think I want your Cookie Crisp?

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

Gotcha! Keep down! Spongebob!

Yeah, that's great.

There's just no indication

Fish in my hair!

I love my wife. Okay? My wife.

Okay? So, uh...

It doesn't matter what the world calls me. I know who I am.

Me while p*rn : Hilarious

We should just wait by the car.

VINERIA: Shut the fucK up!

Hey, do you think I could take a picture with you?

Oh, newsflash! Wenda whore has seen Gray penis.

You guys making trouble over here?

Well, you think that’s great, you just see the Rest of the Town. You know, I loved to see the Rest of the Town! So, you just open the gate, take this boot off, you mean to get the Kalute in check out the local sink.

Hey, Johnny. Johnny.

we're once again blind to it as it's happening.

And I own four houses on Baltic Ave.

SAM: And do you, Ted,

There's containers over there. Scoop it up with that.

I'm nervous that you're going to be swayed

Who's Superman? What?

Your adoption request may have raised some red flags.

I hope your kids get bird flu!

Take your goddamn teddy bear with you!

How am I supposed to explain that to everybody?

oh yes you can noooooooooooooo!

so I want a full report on all...

With your beam you led the way

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