Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, I want it! You know I want it, but I'm nervous.

I know. Come on, it's okay, though.

You made me think you were retarded!

No, don't start this shit, all rightr

(HORN HONKS) (SCREAMS)

TED: We really appreciate your time,

What the hell is going on? Is he gonna be okay?

Maybe we should find someplace else. (PLAYS GUITAR)

Because that's where I went to school.

Crikey! All the animals have gone mad! U n h Aaah get it out smack her in the head go Gill go fish in my hair

for purchasing marijuana in 2003?

Well, then, what's the "F" stand for?

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Uh, okay, why are we doing this back here?

Well, I was married at one point, but it just didn't work out.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

Well, when I saw what John did for you,

So what do you say? We all good?

Well, you know, Rick and I, we just come here as a gag.

I certainly do.

No, I'm just saying. You look like you're hitting it off, you know?

See, most people flip the cakes.

and lock up minorities for no good legal reason.

but we all know it's an object made of copper and steel.

The court wishes to thank the jury for its service.

it gave me a kick in the ass.

Crazy son of a bitch!

You son of a bitch! This is kidnapping!

Crikey! All the animals have gone mad! U n h! Aaah! Get it out! Smack her in the head! Go, Gill, go! Fish in my hair!

I would prefer that you do.

I mean, we can't take this lying down, right? We got to do something.

Who cares? Johnny lets me drive

I mean, maybe you should check again or something, you know?

I have a boyfriend.

But you know what? Who gives a shit? Right?

Yeah, but I bet this stuff happens a lot.

He's not cheap,

Nah, it's okay. I'm sorry you have to deal with that.

And unfortunately, the public doesn’t judge by reason.

Would that be weird? Would he be freaked out if I...

(SCOFFS) Now, come on!

Oh, shit, yeah. Hold on.

Hey, hey! Maybe we get one of them Harrison Ford lawyers

Especially that song they sing at the Red Sox games.

There's no need for hostility, Mr. Bennett.

Honest to God, Joy, I don't know how to fix this.

You could change your relationship status from "single"

People are trying to sleepl

See, I'll Google "Grand Canyon."

And I know who my friends are.

I'm a little nervous. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

sued to prove that he was a person and not a piece of property.

As far as I'm concerned,

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You’re covered in rejected black guy spit

Oh. Uh, no, thanks, Sam. Tami-Lynn would kill me

Hey, Sam, how's your boring salad?

There you go! Nice job!

And, uh, I won't be followedr

Tami, listen, I just wanna talk to you. Okay?

Hey, we've been fighting right alongside you the whole way.

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Yeah, can I help you?

Have you guys at least tried marriage therapy?

Okay. I'm gonna ask you a few test questions. Are you ready?

a talking teddy bear is about to marry his girlfriend,

Where the hell's my coffee? I've been waiting for 10 minutes.

that he was willing to give his life for yours,

Really? You'd... You'd do that for me?

and sneak out with the sperm. It'll be easy!

Hey, hey! Big day, huh, bud?

When the gym machine is available

Ask me when will the day be

So, how did you get into this line of work? Do you just love cum?

I have $40, here.

When mom asks me to shoot a horse My turn assholes

Please tell me that's not the only bong you brought on this trip.

Fuck, that's a big one.

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They're good people.

What if I gave you a hand job outside

I rest. We could totally be lawyers.

but this bear is alive.

"Dear Ted, your Chase bank account

Did you see which way they went?

(GRUNTS) I couldn't find any cans,

and vetted your personal histories,

and then we're gonna make millions of Teds.

Look at this, look at this. $129 at Filene's Basement.

( car alarm wailing. )

We don't wanna go to jail.

And, um, I'm wondering, what do you think

TED: Robin Williams on 9/11.

You mean ol' moon

Would you please press your chest?

Nobody's in there to look at your ass!

All right, I'll help you. But we got to have a game plan.

What made you change your mind?

Ted, can I see you for a moment?

You're just buying weed, you're just buying drugs.

Uh, excuse me. Where's your non-jerk-off bathroom?

That's great! That's fucking great!

Yes! Oh, I love you!

Shut the fuck up, you stupid bitchl

Yeah, I mean, do you think...

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Ah! Ah! Shit, shit, shit!

I fucking love this place.

He was stable a minute ago and now he's unresponsive.

We got to get to Comic Con. Come on!

You know, it really is a very special, very unique thing to be human.

I don't have a driver's license, I don't pay taxes.

Krukoska IDE PO CIEBIE

Oh, we're betting on you.

It's our bad luck they put him on the trial.

What did you fucking say?

What the fuck is going on?

No further questions.

Tami, listen, I just wanna talk to you. Okayr

No! (CAMERA CLICKS)

Hasbro would double its profits overnight.

Oh, newsflash! Malta whore has seen French doodle.

You know why? Because he's a person.

I need Shep Wild.

Very big plans.

Look at them. They're so happy.

Boston Whore Has Seen Italian Penis

(SIGHS) I... I'm sitting here

What the hell do we do now?

God, that sounds fucked up. Listen, I don't wanna die.

Someone's trying to steal Tom Brady's jizz again.