Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ZoOBL E: What the fuck?
Jesus! What the fuck?
Yeah, but it's got to be a human hand.
You mean ol' moon
Hey, Ted! Come on! I'm sorry.
I don't care what any fucking piece of paper says. You're my wife.
$ZSO? Dude, that's ridiculous!
No, it's okay. It's not loaded.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, really? Um, can either of you tell me who wrote The Great Gatsby?
Yeah, why don't you try it, asshole?
TED TOY VOICE: I love you!
Justin Bieber.
I got Kramer vs. Kramer, Alien vs. Predator, and Freddy vs. Jason.
It's amazing what we can do here.
because I've been informed that you're technically...
Happy endings can come true for anyone.
TED: Johnny, it's okay, buddy. It's okay.
by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
What the fuck, Brud?!
Now, wait. You look familiar. Are you that teddy bear who came alive?
I have some big plans for you, Ted.
Somebody call 911!
Jo, no, cokoliv. Ted Clubber Lang. Zvykněte si na to.
It's important to look good at work.
just as the Emancipation Proclamation
(DŽIAUGSMAS)
Hi. Have any of you guys seen a talking teddy bear run through here?
I've been kicked around a lot this week. I just...
(GROANS)
Bullshit! You better ask my ancestors.
who's been pushing me to get back on the horse.
Just a regular old teddy bear.
We're gonna have to wait till tomorrow to get the car out.
(SIGHS) I just feel at home among the outcasts. What are you guys doing here'?
Hang on. I got to post this on Facebook.
ANGRY RAPHAEL FUCK YOU SHUT UP LOTSO
(SINGING) What did you think
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Oh! It smells like someb0dy's got a poopy diaper.
(CHUCKLES)
The bear products are affixed with an electronic device in the chest
Wait. Is he the one who got that female midget into the Marines?
Is that for real? Did they actually tell you that?
Okay, I'll be back.
Tuff in the streets
They should've sent a poet.
I'm sorry. I, uh...
Yeah,yeah. Back hallway, past the photo booth.
Somehow, one of our Hasbro bears...
Uh-huh. Look at that.
What? Why?
I put my cell number on there, too.
It really isn't.
(SIGHS) Hi, Donny.
Wait. How was the doctor in on it?
Are you sure you can get him?
Have you seen this?
You remember? You cut me open, that's it! I'm gone, dead!
All right, let's go.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Hey! Come on. That's Star Trek!
That means he becomes property.
She was looking at black cocks
this is my buddy, John. Hi.
Holy shit! Perfect spiral!
Oh, my God. She's fucking begging for it!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOM NOM NOM
Assisting in the betterment of your race.
Why, you said it twice. Is that an actual phrase?
I used to pitch for the softball team at Arizona State.
Right there. Death to Ming. Good, yeah.
Mr. Willer, has the jury reached a verdict?
because you said that you could help us.
In every civil rights conflict,
Right?
No, that's not necessary.
Ted is real.
Holy shit!
A-ha! What it is, man! Dynomite.
No one's going to kick up a legal fuss over property.
Hmm.
"has been terminated due to a lack of citizenship."
Hey, listen, I got an idea.
You could've been an inspiration to the world.
Insomnia when he asks someone To follow Follow him
The guy dressed like the Ninja Turtle!
This is exactly what you've been doing
Oh, my God! Are you kidding me?
Oh, shit! Oh, God!
That's somebody's fucking daughter
Oh, this office is fucking awesome.
Crikey! All the animals have gone mad!Smack her in the head! Fish in my hair! U n h Aaah get it out smack her in the head go Gill go fish in my hair
I get migraines.
I mean, fucking Steven Tyler?
You got to get back in the game, man!
6et the fuck 0ut 0f l-.ei*e!
You're telling me you don't want this?
Mr. Meighan, we've come a long way to meet you
Mr. Meighan, this is such an honor.
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It's been six months since you guys got divorced.
What's the matter? Oh, my God. Déjà vu.
She said it's an emergency.
Johnny, now you listen to me. This is a wake-up call, all right?
I know. My uncle gave me all the details.
Raphael Angry Lotso Defeat
(SIGHS)
Tami-Lynn McCafferty,
U n h!
Ted Clubber Lang
to marry the wrong girl.
Yeah, bite me, Captain Kirk!
$ZSO and we didn't learn a goddamn thing.
If they choose to investigate the issue,
I love you so much!
Holy shit! Hey, Ted!
Shut the fuck up!
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No, I'm sorry! I thought I'd built a better case.
(EXHALES)
TED: We're a bunch of assholes who take up
And I have.
So that's it. I'm property.
What's a dentist? Boots, get in there!
There’s so much Peely
Go get 'em! Huh!
Oh, shit!
F**k!
Objection. Your Honor?
Oh, no Not the trash can!
He doesn't mean that. Please forgive me, I'm sorry.
This Patrick Meighan's got a classy setup, huh?
Uh-huh. All right, well, good luck with your dick, there.
And you can't appeal an emotional conviction.
We're gonna be closing in a few,
Francis.
Your neighbors called,
Hey, it must be weird for you guys,
I'm quite sure.
This is so exciting!
Ted! Ted, hello?
Is that correct?
My niece recently passed her bar exam
What do you think that was about?
Teddy, I'm scared.
Okay, thanks.
Just listen to me. You, too, Sam.
Hello
Fuckf
Holy shit!
I'm blinking it in!
Ted exhibits all of the remaining qualities of personhood.
Johnny.
y'all better have a baby or your marriage is over. Trust.
Okay.
(BREATHES SHAKILY)
I swear to God, not messing with you.
Hey, shut up, ladyl
No words.
$40.
That’s the Davante difference
He treated me good!
There's another issue,
I won't forget what you've done for me here today.
Yeah, that's two different franchises.
No. This is nice.
TED: Bill Cosby.
I would, like, kick so much ass at mommin'l (Cl-lUCl<E5)
proving two things.
That’s the Davante difference
I finally meet someone and you're giving me shit for it?
I thought that was you. What's happening, man?
Wake up, Johnny.
Which one?