Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, this office is fucking awesome.

Is that correct?

We're gonna have to wait till tomorrow to get the car out.

Somehow, one of our Hasbro bears...

Right there. Death to Ming. Good, yeah.

Teddy, I'm scared.

You mean ol' moon

Hey, Ted! Come on! I'm sorry.

Ted exhibits all of the remaining qualities of personhood.

I thought that was you. What's happening, man?

Yeah, but it's got to be a human hand.

Tuff in the streets

I'm blinking it in!

ZoOBL E: What the fuck?

Now, wait. You look familiar. Are you that teddy bear who came alive?

That’s the Davante difference

This is exactly what you've been doing

I have some big plans for you, Ted.

There’s so much Peely

TED: Bill Cosby.

Ted Clubber Lang

Holy shit! Hey, Ted!

Yeah, bite me, Captain Kirk!

Wait. How was the doctor in on it?

who's been pushing me to get back on the horse.

by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

proving two things.

Insomnia when he asks someone To follow Follow him

because I've been informed that you're technically...

Hey, shut up, ladyl

Jo, no, cokoliv. Ted Clubber Lang. Zvykněte si na to.

Somebody call 911!

Bullshit! You better ask my ancestors.

It's important to look good at work.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOM NOM NOM

because you said that you could help us.

The bear products are affixed with an electronic device in the chest

Oh, my God. She's fucking begging for it!

Hang on. I got to post this on Facebook.

This Patrick Meighan's got a classy setup, huh?

Go get 'em! Huh!

It's been six months since you guys got divorced.

Wait. Is he the one who got that female midget into the Marines?

You could've been an inspiration to the world.

So that's it. I'm property.

TED TOY VOICE: I love you!

Hey, it must be weird for you guys,

I don't care what any fucking piece of paper says. You're my wife.

$ZSO? Dude, that's ridiculous!

I get migraines.

What do you think that was about?

I'm quite sure.

Assisting in the betterment of your race.

Have you seen this?

Why, you said it twice. Is that an actual phrase?

Uh-huh. All right, well, good luck with your dick, there.

Oh, no Not the trash can!

It really isn't.

Happy endings can come true for anyone.

Hi. Have any of you guys seen a talking teddy bear run through here?

this is my buddy, John. Hi.

Oh! It smells like someb0dy's got a poopy diaper.

I finally meet someone and you're giving me shit for it?

A-ha! What it is, man! Dynomite.

You remember? You cut me open, that's it! I'm gone, dead!

She said it's an emergency.

I won't forget what you've done for me here today.

Is that for real? Did they actually tell you that?

I love you so much!

Just listen to me. You, too, Sam.

Mr. Willer, has the jury reached a verdict?

The guy dressed like the Ninja Turtle!

Your neighbors called,

I know. My uncle gave me all the details.

just as the Emancipation Proclamation

Hey, listen, I got an idea.

$ZSO and we didn't learn a goddamn thing.

No, it's okay. It's not loaded.

"has been terminated due to a lack of citizenship."

Oh, shit! Oh, God!

Oh, really? Um, can either of you tell me who wrote The Great Gatsby?

No one's going to kick up a legal fuss over property.

(SIGHS) I just feel at home among the outcasts. What are you guys doing here'?

Wake up, Johnny.

TED: Johnny, it's okay, buddy. It's okay.

I swear to God, not messing with you.

Crikey! All the animals have gone mad!Smack her in the head! Fish in my hair! U n h Aaah get it out smack her in the head go Gill go fish in my hair

That's somebody's fucking daughter

If they choose to investigate the issue,

I got Kramer vs. Kramer, Alien vs. Predator, and Freddy vs. Jason.

They should've sent a poet.

TED: We're a bunch of assholes who take up

What's a dentist? Boots, get in there!

y'all better have a baby or your marriage is over. Trust.

Okay, I'll be back.

Objection. Your Honor?

Shut the fuck up!

Jesus! What the fuck?

Yeah, why don't you try it, asshole?

In every civil rights conflict,

That means he becomes property.

He treated me good!

No. This is nice.

(BREATHES SHAKILY)

I mean, fucking Steven Tyler?

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Tami-Lynn McCafferty,

I've been kicked around a lot this week. I just...

No, that's not necessary.

What's the matter? Oh, my God. Déjà vu.

What the fuck, Brud?!

Johnny, now you listen to me. This is a wake-up call, all right?

He doesn't mean that. Please forgive me, I'm sorry.

There's another issue,

(SINGING) What did you think

And you can't appeal an emotional conviction.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

You're telling me you don't want this?

This is so exciting!

I'm sorry. I, uh...

Holy shit! Perfect spiral!

No, I'm sorry! I thought I'd built a better case.

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Are you sure you can get him?

6et the fuck 0ut 0f l-.ei*e!

That’s the Davante difference

It's amazing what we can do here.

Yeah, that's two different franchises.

All right, let's go.

Oh, my God! Are you kidding me?

(SIGHS) Hi, Donny.

Just a regular old teddy bear.

She was looking at black cocks

My niece recently passed her bar exam

Raphael Angry Lotso Defeat

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Uh-huh. Look at that.

Ted! Ted, hello?

to marry the wrong girl.

I used to pitch for the softball team at Arizona State.

Mr. Meighan, this is such an honor.

ANGRY RAPHAEL FUCK YOU SHUT UP LOTSO

I put my cell number on there, too.

Mr. Meighan, we've come a long way to meet you

You got to get back in the game, man!

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Hey! Come on. That's Star Trek!

Yeah,yeah. Back hallway, past the photo booth.

We're gonna be closing in a few,

I would, like, kick so much ass at mommin'l (Cl-lUCl<E5)