Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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Even when you weren't.

Let's try to keep your boyfriend under control here, yeah?

There are literally thousands of files here!

Is this offer For anyone to take??

i'm not into it

(HEART MONITOR FLAT LINING)

Are you guys just saying Monopoly stuff?

That barn just came out of nowhere.

Ted, where are you? Dude, we've been looking everywhere for you.

Run the fuck back to Russia, you whore!

Okay, seriously, sir, uh, I just need alocafion.

And found me love I thought was here to stay

Arizona State. Hey, how many times you been fucked on a houseboat?

Aah The Radiator Springs traffic court will come to order!

Man, it's a goddamn party here today.

(SOBS) I don't understand, okay? None of this makes any sense.

Is there any statement that you'd like to make

where does that lead us?

Crikey! All the animals have gone mad! U n h! Aaah! Get it out! Smack her in the head! Go, Gill, go! Fish in my hair! Gill Sharkbait... telI your dad I said hi. - U n h! - Eww! Go get 'em! huh- He did it! - Yay! Haa- I'm so happy! - ls he gonna be OK, Gill? Don't worry. AlI drains lead to the ocean. Fishy!

(SCOFFS) (CELLPHONE RINGING)

I think you'd make an awesome mom.

No, Johnny, he'll be on our side.

Crikey! All the animals have gone mad! U n h! Aaah! Get it out! Smack her in the head! Go, Gill, go! Fish in my hair!

Sam could've won this thing and I wouldn't be a fucking thing!

JOHN: Yes, let's go to court!

Fine, I got it. Done.

Because Teddy ain't got no dick.

Get your ass up here and kick my assl

Right here, buddy.

You better be planning on buying that!

Crikey! All the animals have gone mad! U n h! Aaah! Get it out! Smack her in the head! Go, Gill, go! Fish in my hair! U n h Aaah get it out smack her in the head go Gill go fish in my hair

(GASPS) Oh, my God!

beryl get off your ball you beryl ball! yes beryl get off your ball!

No, make sure you have all the updated

When I meet a "fitness model"

Hey, shut up, lady!

Oh, okay. Thank you.

Ever heard of any of them?

Is it all right if I come in?

But you have fun porking Gollum here, while I'm left with shit!

and I'm gonna see if I can find a soda can or something

I don't know, Teddy. Somethings got to change, you knowr

He's a sucker for media.

He's still alive! - He's not dead!

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He's not an animal.

And not because some of you might laugh

I agree. (BOTH CHUCKLE)

Okay, what is it?

the fucking government for your civil rights!

She was at a Veterans Day parade,

That's so dumb.

That is why we've been working so hard. That's Shep Wild.

Do I have fuck-me eyes?

LAUGH AT THE MONKEYS GUYS BET AHHAHAHAHAHH

Hell yeah! You know what we do?

The face of the business? So get the fuck off my case!

Wait, what do you mean, "Go ahead"? You got to do it.

You must be Ted.

Ngommala yen time da idhu

doing out in the middle of a...

It judges by emotion.

What do you mean? We'll just delete the files!

or my marriage is gonna collapse. (SIGHS)

and it's happening again today.

I mean, doesn't your insurance cover that or somethingr

Oh! And we got something for him, too. John, show him.

Oh, my God! I'm gonna fall off the building.

Yes. You know what, we get out there and we stick it to them good.

What's your excuse?

Get away from him, you bastard!

You go kick some ass because I am not taking off this wedding ring.

You could just, uh, write that to John and Ted. Put number 12.

(JOHN HUMMING) TED: (SINGING) Let's all go to court

Fish In My Hair!

I just want a Ted for my very own.

to the homos, and I say it's wrong!

Kas yra Supermenas? Ką?

I am gonna come up there and I'm gonna kick your fucking assl

and I've hired her on as a junior associate here at the firm.

Uh, yeah, look...

"Hasbro" pristatys visiškai naują liniją

Come on, put your legs into it.

Child World toy store.

Nonetheless, I wish you all the best in your efforts.

Till I'm all alone beneath the sun

What the fuck did you just call me, fucker?

Yeah, Sam, you really need to be educated.

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Well done, man. High five. (LAUGHING)

I feel terrible.

Holy Shit! You?

to fight like we've been doing the past few months.

Think about what happened at Fenway.

of Ted agonizing over his fallen friend,

Well, we'll have to talk about that.

You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna call Patrick Meighan.

We got to make sure we're making the right decision.

Hey, Sam, why do you have a duffel bag that says "Arizona State"?

across the world, fucking Thomas Jefferson.

Does it mean we can't have a baby?

and make me come down there, tough guy?

You know, Rocky!

This was the only chance I could get him alone. I had to move fast.

Come on. We got to get out of here before the cops show up.

Forget it. Now, look, you haven't

Jesus, you're a waitress, you're not building rockets. Figure it out!

I didn't think you had any left.

When your feeling Horny

Yeah, great. Okay. Thank you so much!

Ted, do you believe you have a soul?

You need two of them. You got to scoop one into the other.

Ted. Right, right. Sorry, sorry.

"Dear Ted, your Discover card has been revoked."

I've only had it once in my life

I mean, everything seemed like it was gonna be so perfect.

I still get a shot! JOHN: Yes!

but I think what we're probably gonna do is

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What are you talking about?

I never get to fucking say anything!

Look at her. She wants it bad!

And saving it up for you know who

And live from New York, it's Saturday Night! (APPLAUSE)