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that I'm not as good as other people,

Tundra buddies for life?

Who's that buttnut over there'?

Yeah, sure, sounds great.

Piss off! I don't wanna get any jizz on me!

IAm goNnA comE up there and l'M gOnnA kick yourfuCKinG aSS, tUnneRZ!

Uh, yeah, yeah. Box of Trix.

Fuckin' A right, I do!

Johnny, Johnny, it's me. You got to help me.

(LAUGHS) That's completely insane. You guys are idiots.

No, I'm scared. All right.

if you two want to be together, nothing would make me happier.

Let me see that.

Here. Look, it says, "Did you mean black cocksr"

No. Let's try in there.

When u need money

I am Samantha Jackson.

We got to smash your laptop with a hammer.

So if I purchase these Trix, there'll be no troubler

Um, one of the janitors would like to see you.

Get out of the way!

A hundred and fifty years ago

and I bet you can't even spot him.

What we're talking about is a civil rights issue. This bear has rights.

You want Flash Gordon to father your child?

Hey, guys, be careful out there. Some nerd spilled his lunch.

You don't know Samuel L. Jackson, you don't know Rocky.

So what do you say to that?

Some women just have fuck-me eyes.

Ah, she won't notice.

Oh, absolutely, me, too. That's fine.

Ted, the bear, who some of you may remember

Do you understand?

but I got to tell you, there's some awesome shit in that barn.

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How dare you call me ninja turtle

John, did you see that? She was totally giving you the fuck-me eyes.

I'd like to take your case, Ted.

I'm so sorry, sir. I forgot. I'll get it right away.

Hey, I'm really sorry! Yeah, me, too.

Oh. Johnny, you kidding me, man? You were the first person I wanted to go to.

Sam, that means the world coming from someone who went to Arizona State.

"John Bennett."

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Yeah, we got to be well rested for tomorrow.

I'm scared, Teddy!

What do you mean? I was just messing around.

My pop culture references are Hamlet, Achilles and Dorian Gray.

Oh, Jesus Christ. You got to be kidding me!

that Jay Leno comes in here for gay bathroom sex.

Ted? Where is he'?

Johnny, that's a great idea!

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

(ll\ll)l5Tll\lCT) Yeah. What?

Yeah! How'd you... What?

with all of our exciting new toys.

The games that you play with me

What do you think I got to do in there?

Look, Donny, I can never love you.

We deserve respect!

I know it's not making you rich.

and in the naive minds of sheltered innocents.

He really is extraordinary, isn't he?

a whole hallway with our conversation.

What's going on?

You look like a Kardashian.

it's a little awkward.

Hey, be careful with that, huh.

And it seems to me that once the law devalues one kind of life,

One for every child in the world.

Johnny, it may be time to play the Betelgeuse card.

Hasbro will be unveiling a brand-new line

having a doll up here on the stand

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Crikey! All the animals have gone mad! U n h! Aaah! Get it out! Smack her in the head! Go, Gill, go! Fish in my hair!

Never felt quite so sunny

Oh, hey, Doc, is this where you guys store all the, uh, stuff?

CHikN: Oh! Oh, fuck!

Hey, you know, maybe someday, if you wish hard enough,

(CLEARS THROAT)

Yeah, exactly! Exactly!

What a smart little guy!

BrUD: Oh, shit! Fuck!

I got, uh, Ernest Goes to Camp, Ernest Goes to Jail

Smack her in the head! Go, Gill, go!

What's the matter?

Let's go down to the improv and yell sad suggestions?

你这狗娘养的！这是绑架！

Oh, yeah, you're right. Okay, okay, I got one.

Ms. McCafferty, you and Ted recently considered adopting a child.

When they finally move the mini so I can weld

I need clothes for work. All right, Teddy?

Contact Bob Jennings at Javits...

This is a very complicated case you have here.

an ability to understand complex emotions

What, you mean since you ripped me in half?

I've been wanting to do this for a long time.

Uh, Donny, sir.

Ted,dude, I'm so sorry, man. This completely sucks.

You mean ol' moon

Yeah, that's a good idea.

What is taking them so long?

Teddy, it's your turn to change him.

Ted, it's insane. We could get in a lot of trouble.

I hope it's true

Oh, my God, Teddy!

Oh, my God! It's in my fucking mouth!

a non-entity with no rights under the law.

The list goes on and on, really.

Ir jei tai nėra pakankamai didelė naujiena,

You wanna call me a whore?

Okay? And... And I don't want us

We'll get a lawyer and we'll sue

is making a contribution to society.

Yeah I want it!

You're gonna have to do a lot better than that. (SNIFFLING)

And there is our first impression.

You're very lucky.

and a capacity for empathy.

If you'd like, you can go in

Yeah, sorry, guys. She doesn't know.

And if that is not big enough news,

because you are spiraling out of control here.

There's so much porn!

Jesus Christ, that's the Starship Enterprise... Forget it.

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Hey, how you doing?

And what is that stuffing made of?

And plus, your baby will be a fucking superhero!

Twenty minutes behind the wheel.

TED: No, no, that's not gonna work.

Well, if you change your mind, here's the address.

I just don't want my lawyer singing frozen songs

Jesus,Johnny, she totally wants to sleep with you.

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I wanna have a baby.

Great! I’m calling in Bessie now, I’m callin’ in Bessie!