Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just don't want my lawyer singing frozen songs

Ted,dude, I'm so sorry, man. This completely sucks.

Hasbro will be unveiling a brand-new line

I'd like to take your case, Ted.

No. Let's try in there.

There's so much porn!

IAm goNnA comE up there and l'M gOnnA kick yourfuCKinG aSS, tUnneRZ!

an ability to understand complex emotions

but I got to tell you, there's some awesome shit in that barn.

Yeah, exactly! Exactly!

Teddy, it's your turn to change him.

If you'd like, you can go in

Ted? Where is he'?

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because you are spiraling out of control here.

How dare you call me ninja turtle

I need clothes for work. All right, Teddy?

Crikey! All the animals have gone mad! U n h! Aaah! Get it out! Smack her in the head! Go, Gill, go! Fish in my hair!

One for every child in the world.

Oh, my God, Teddy!

John, did you see that? She was totally giving you the fuck-me eyes.

So if I purchase these Trix, there'll be no troubler

You look like a Kardashian.

a non-entity with no rights under the law.

When they finally move the mini so I can weld

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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

(CLEARS THROAT)

Here. Look, it says, "Did you mean black cocksr"

Oh, my God! It's in my fucking mouth!

Well, if you change your mind, here's the address.

and in the naive minds of sheltered innocents.

What is taking them so long?

Oh, Jesus Christ. You got to be kidding me!

The games that you play with me

When u need money

Um, one of the janitors would like to see you.

This is a very complicated case you have here.

You mean ol' moon

Hey, you know, maybe someday, if you wish hard enough,

We got to smash your laptop with a hammer.

So what do you say to that?

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

Tundra buddies for life?

You're very lucky.

And there is our first impression.

Johnny, Johnny, it's me. You got to help me.

Fuckin' A right, I do!

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it's a little awkward.

你这狗娘养的！这是绑架！

Johnny, it may be time to play the Betelgeuse card.

I hope it's true

TED: No, no, that's not gonna work.

Ms. McCafferty, you and Ted recently considered adopting a child.

What we're talking about is a civil rights issue. This bear has rights.

Who's that buttnut over there'?

Smack her in the head! Go, Gill, go!

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What's going on?

Never felt quite so sunny

BrUD: Oh, shit! Fuck!

Oh, hey, Doc, is this where you guys store all the, uh, stuff?

Yeah! How'd you... What?

Do you understand?

and I bet you can't even spot him.

Oh, yeah, you're right. Okay, okay, I got one.

What's the matter?

No, I'm scared. All right.

Uh, yeah, yeah. Box of Trix.

Look, Donny, I can never love you.

Okay? And... And I don't want us

and a capacity for empathy.

that Jay Leno comes in here for gay bathroom sex.

(LAUGHS) That's completely insane. You guys are idiots.

And plus, your baby will be a fucking superhero!

that I'm not as good as other people,

Get out of the way!

You're gonna have to do a lot better than that. (SNIFFLING)

And it seems to me that once the law devalues one kind of life,

And if that is not big enough news,

Ted, the bear, who some of you may remember

Uh, Donny, sir.

You don't know Samuel L. Jackson, you don't know Rocky.

Piss off! I don't wanna get any jizz on me!

I know it's not making you rich.

He really is extraordinary, isn't he?

Hey, how you doing?

I wanna have a baby.

Oh. Johnny, you kidding me, man? You were the first person I wanted to go to.

Oh, absolutely, me, too. That's fine.

The list goes on and on, really.

a whole hallway with our conversation.

Ted, it's insane. We could get in a lot of trouble.

You wanna call me a whore?

Twenty minutes behind the wheel.

Great! I’m calling in Bessie now, I’m callin’ in Bessie!

We deserve respect!

Hey, I'm really sorry! Yeah, me, too.

My pop culture references are Hamlet, Achilles and Dorian Gray.

Ah, she won't notice.

Yeah, sure, sounds great.

having a doll up here on the stand

I'm so sorry, sir. I forgot. I'll get it right away.

Yeah, sorry, guys. She doesn't know.

CHikN: Oh! Oh, fuck!

And what is that stuffing made of?

We'll get a lawyer and we'll sue

I've been wanting to do this for a long time.

(ll\ll)l5Tll\lCT) Yeah. What?

Sam, that means the world coming from someone who went to Arizona State.

with all of our exciting new toys.

is making a contribution to society.

Yeah I want it!

Yeah, we got to be well rested for tomorrow.

Johnny, that's a great idea!

Ir jei tai nėra pakankamai didelė naujiena,

What do you think I got to do in there?

What a smart little guy!

Let's go down to the improv and yell sad suggestions?

Jesus Christ, that's the Starship Enterprise... Forget it.

What, you mean since you ripped me in half?

A hundred and fifty years ago

What do you mean? I was just messing around.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

You want Flash Gordon to father your child?

Some women just have fuck-me eyes.

"John Bennett."

if you two want to be together, nothing would make me happier.

I got, uh, Ernest Goes to Camp, Ernest Goes to Jail

Hey, guys, be careful out there. Some nerd spilled his lunch.

Let me see that.

I'm scared, Teddy!

Hey, be careful with that, huh.

Jesus,Johnny, she totally wants to sleep with you.

Contact Bob Jennings at Javits...

I am Samantha Jackson.