Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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John! Oh, Jesus!
(GAGGING) You got to fucking help me!
That's what you get for fucking exercising!
Yeah, so is that fucking hairpiece.
They got me out of it with the paddles. I was totally fine.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
I know. And after I watched his
Yeah, whatever, I don't know.
He's my best friend.
such as cystic fibrosis, muscular dystrophy, sickle-cell anemia.
I got, uh, Ernest Goes to Camp, Ernest Goes to Jail
I can't see shit in there.
Teddy's a good man.
Excuse me, I'll be right back.
for its civil rights ramifications.
Ron DeSantis on his way to the White House
There are no chicks with dicks, Johnny! Only guys with tits!
(INHALING)
Oh, okay.
We'll just get the check. Thanks.
Johnny, I mean it. All right'?
Aah! What! The!
Well, don't yell at us, dude! We didn't do anything!
We're working on Short Line. Urn, I own Atlantic Avenue and Marvin Gardens.
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Well, that's not true. He's had a positive effect on me.
TAMI-LYNN: He got you something.
They can't change your whole life just by calling you property!
You're only one bear.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
(CROWD MURMUR)
The doctors will do everything they can,
Out with you! And stay out!
Nemo! No!
Leave me alone!
Sure.
John Bennett.
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Go on.
Seems pretty human to me.
C is for, cartoons.
No, it's not.
with just a splash of Grey Gooser
Nobody's blaming you for this. You did everything you could.
Yeah, see if you can make a non-dick bong.
Your Honor, I'd like to call Ted Clubber Lang to the stand.
He's gonna get flushed down the toilet. He's gonna get out of here! Yay He's gonna get flush
Haha...Sam L. Jackson
And honest to God,
Ah, rock on, Ted.
It's a really rare strain.
Oh, shut up and suck that dick.
Us.
paying for Europe
What do you think?
Ring of Fire!
and your air conditioner's making a loud noise
Wait, Mr. Jessup, please don't go. Come on, we can still do this.
A baby?
You two still not talkingr
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Teddy, come on, dude!
Mr. Bennett,
Well, I'll tell you one way. You have yourselves a baby.
What?
What the fuck is that? Some kind of
Hey, Ted, let me ask you something.
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
Crikey! All the animals have gone mad! U n h! Aaah! Get it out! Smack her in the head! Go, Gill, go! Fish in my hair! Unh Aaah get it out smack her in the head go Gill go fish in my hair
She's worse than us.
at my friend's apartment, if you wanna join-.
Here you go, guys.
Crikey! All the animals have gone mad! U n h! Aaah! Get it out! Smack her in the head! Go, Gill, go! Fish in my hair!
You just can't help but sing along.
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So what?
Ah. Oh, we just Google "Boston lawyers."
Oh, so what are we gonna do now?
Capable of love.
(BUBBLING)
Fuck
He's after me. You got to get over here.
Sweet God and baby Jesus.
Oh, baby, I love you, too! (SMOOCHES)
Fuck you, Clukr!
Oh, newsflash! Boston whore has seen Italian penis.
The author.
Johnny.
Why didn't you just come to me?
and it was one of the best highs I ever had.
Hey! What the hell!
Because you've been staring at it, and you want it.
$250? Dude, that's ridiculous!
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I don't know, Ms. Jackson. We've done everything we can
and say your goodbyes.
Uh, yeah, he had a little too much to drink.
Johnny, you walked right into that one, pal.
(BANGING) Oh! Fuck!
I mean saying his name three times.
I'll give you a minute.
Who's Clubber Lang?
Hey, check it out. Nerd fight.
No, listen to me.
Wow! You make history come alive.
No! Gonna need it for protein if I ever get lost at sea.
(SNIFFLING) This isn't fucking fair.
and soon afterward, they adopted a fine, young baby boy.
(LAUGHS)
Oh, shit!
What defines a person?
deserves to be called human.
Look,
If all of my nights were cloudy
A synthetic cotton-poly blend.
And you, my friend, are an oppressed minority.
Johnny, thank you! Thank you so much!
And then you would get a hungry, young attorney
Oh, yeah, no problem.
Get your ass up here and kick my ass!
BJs here! Get your BJs! Get your red-hot BJs!
And as history has shown us, that wasn’t justice.
Crikey! All the animals have gone mad! Unh Aaah get it out smack her in the head go Gill go fish in my hair
Hey, thunder buddies for life, remember?
Shit.
All right'? I was just hurting because I knew I'd lost.
which can be programmed to say any one of five phrases.
Please.
What do you mean, "Whatr" After hoursr
Nol Look, I'm sorry about that, okayr I'm sorry.
Baby, we're gonna be fine.
anyone who can inspire that kind of love in another person
Like garbage or a piece of shit!
Fresh cakes.
Are those Tootsie Rolls just, like, to take?
Ah, Ms. Jackson. Do come in.
(CHUCKLES)
And, look, regardless of all this shit,
MAN 1: Ted! MAN 2: Ted! Over here!
All right, come in.
(aLaRM BLaRING)
This isn't about you, Ted.
TED: A-ha! I fucking knew it!
Reminded me of why I chose to do the kind of work I do.