Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Frozen songs during the opening arguments.

we could take him back, with only a trivial degree cf legal consequence

Go get my Cookie Crisp out of his ass.

I just don't want you to get mobbed when people recognize you.

(PRICING GUN CLICKING)

他妈的闭嘴！

argues that the standards for personhood include self-awareness,

fulfill their dreams of having children.

Have you guys at least tried marriage therapyr

over your divorce lately

How are you feeling, John?

No, but I'm pretty sure Mr. T could kick their ass!

Crikey! All the animals have gone mad! U n h! Aaah! Get it out! Smack her in the head! Go, Gill, go! Fish in my hair! Crikey! All the animals have gone mad! U n h! Aaah! Get it out! Smack her in the head! Go, Gill, go! Fish in my hair!

I'm sorry to say I won't be taking your case.

Gill! Sharkbait! Tell Your Dad! I Said High!

What do you mean?

TADASHI: Hiro! CASS: Hiro!

how would you categorize your relationship with Ted?

You come with me? Sure.

That wasn't supposed to happen.

All right, yeah, thanks.

The next chick you meet, you are getting back in the game.

Dear God! Dear God in heaven!

What the hell do they know?

I love you so much.

Congratulations, Ted.

(IMITATING ROCKY SOUNDTRACK)

No, I love it. It's really good.

A baby? Like really?

Dude, that's fucking awesome! Congratulations!

Right there. Death to Ming. Yeah! Come on. All right.

Johnny, come on.

Oh. Thank you so much for being a part of it.

The reality is you have a really shitty lawyer.

In my chambers! Stop beavering the witness!

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Raphael And Master Shake Versus! Lotso!

I could assign her to your case, pro Bono.

(ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

What does that even mean? Like, you're a thing?

What are you buying over there, Tami? Gold bars?

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of you smart-ass Harvard lawyers try to keep him down,

God damn it! What the hell's wrong with you?

Um, in the case of Ted v. The Commonwealth of Massachusetts,

Oh, you guys are getting married?

John, you've been saying that for over a year-and-a-half

They're all a bunch of fucking liars.

she was looking at black cocks.

Trish: 300 black ops! Bob: It’s actually blackout…

You just have to hang onto the wall.

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Oh, no, you're right. No, Johnny, it's fine.

that they're probably having a debate.

Hey, watch that floor. Comes up fast, man.

Here it comes. Okay, okay. I'm ready.

Jesus Christ! Listen to you! You're delusional!

Well, I have to interrupt you or else

but I need you to go to the waiting area now, please.

(SOBS) So beautiful.

You should have seen your fucking face!

I know, I know. It's just that...

"Well, this is different," we say, but it isn't.

You're acting like a fucking asshole!

You're always cutting me off!

It's so beautiful.

That was an accident.

so I'm supposed to check out the unit.

YOU’RE COVERED IN TALL GUY SPERM, YOU LOOK LIKE JOEL ASSAGAIER.

What do I think you're doing?

You look a little down.

He's the only guy in the world whose sperm

Great, great! Here, follow me.

JOHN: Oh, Teddy, he's adorable.

(R&B MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)

What are you talking about, "private shit"? Johnny, it was wide open!

And no matter how many

TED: Yeah, Sam. This puts us in kind of an awkward position, here.

You don't deserve him, John. You never did. You never did!

I'm so sorry, baby.

with just a splash of Grey Goose?

just because you're singing a song I don't know.

Your and Ted's attempt to buy marijuana charge

Shut the fuck up, you stupid bitch!

Oh, my Godl Are you kidding mer

you're not gonna change that.

I totally fucking got you!

Down that hallway, to the left.

Yeah, you're his boss and you two guys are enemies!

Look, look, John, John.

This is a nightmare.

a little boy named John Bennett made a wish

One that loves me just as much as you love John.

No, I'm... I'm nervous because of one simple word.

Mmm, it's actually delicious.

And (GASPS) he had a dick! He had an awesome dick!

Who gets subjugated after the bear?

I am trying to climb the corporate fence, here!

just take a seat and get to work.

I'm sorry. You three are gonna have to wait outside.

So you can go fuck yourself.

It's the intermediary station before insemination.

Hey, Johnny, how about a beer, huh?

No, the circuits could still be reconstructed if somebody worked at it.

Rick and I are actually about to tie the knot.

I want to feel useful, you know?

(LIP-SYNCHING TO SONG)

Wow. That's the cornerstone of any great marriage.

Uh, it's been discussed,

What do you mean? I mean, we get a lawyer.

(STRAINING) There we go. Thanks a lot, come again.

Yep, bring it on.

You know, I'm surprised a lawyer like you gets high.

(STUTTERS) Okay, maybe something else.

We're married. I don't care what anybody says.

Well, that was the logic I arrived at as well.

Then, by the power vested in me,

Could've been a leader, a role model.

on the collected works of, uh, Red Bull?

No further questions.

Now, the case we'll be examining today is really quite a simple one.

No words. (SNIFFLES)

Well, first of all, there's the question

and The Importance of Being Earnest, which was very disappointing.

I'd, uh, like to ask a few questions about this breakfast cereal.

now that you're legally a person?

when and where did you first encounter Ted?

A little bit. I learned when I was a kid.

Hey. You didn't let us down, Sam. You did your best.

I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?

Dude, have you seen the guys in Boston?

You do understand that I myself am not a childr

if I had known it was gonna cause me this kind of shit storm.

is suing to prove he is indeed a person.

Sir, if we could cut him open to see what makes him tick,

Sitting out here in public, jerking off'?

JUDGE: Thank you, Mr. Wild, for your opening statement.

So what do you sayr We all goodr

JOHN: Oh, yeah. She wants more

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