Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh... oh, man.
I th... I thought you would be dead.
Jengo, please hurry! I am in agony!
But I am afraid that is a luxury I cannot afford.
I have your j... I have your jacket.
I'm reading at a third-grade level.
♪ Lubbock, Durham, Salem, Dayton ♪
How do you drive an Audi, Sophia?
You know you are in trouble
(boat whistle blows, bell rings)
Why would I do that?
And [bleep] you if you tried to [bleep] me!
Seriously, you've gotta come back in the bar right now.
Okay.
No, I'm, uh, I-I-I told you,
(cheers and applause) Yeah.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
- Megan! - No!
- Ohh! - If you're gonna do it...
Yes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Look at this. His pants are coming off.
- I'm done! - Fine! I'm over it!
He's undoing his buckle.
Aah!
Because there's no need to have anything crazy in a paper bag.
Well, thank God.
♪ Cell phone rings, iPad, Facebook, party time ♪
(dramatic music)
Oh, [bleep]! Oh, goddamn!
Whew.
♪ Cities, cities, cities, cities ♪
White people who voted for me,
(soul music)