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You know you are in trouble
- I'm done! - Fine! I'm over it!
I th... I thought you would be dead.
No, I'm, uh, I-I-I told you,
Okay.
Aah!
(soul music)
- Megan! - No!
Look at this. His pants are coming off.
Oh, [bleep]! Oh, goddamn!
And [bleep] you if you tried to [bleep] me!
Jengo, please hurry! I am in agony!
I have your j... I have your jacket.
- Ohh! - If you're gonna do it...
How do you drive an Audi, Sophia?
Oh... oh, man.
♪ Cities, cities, cities, cities ♪
Seriously, you've gotta come back in the bar right now.
Why would I do that?
But I am afraid that is a luxury I cannot afford.
(cheers and applause) Yeah.
(boat whistle blows, bell rings)
Well, thank God.
I'm reading at a third-grade level.
Yes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
(dramatic music)
Ow! Ow! Ow!
He's undoing his buckle.
White people who voted for me,
Whew.
♪ Cell phone rings, iPad, Facebook, party time ♪
♪ Lubbock, Durham, Salem, Dayton ♪
Because there's no need to have anything crazy in a paper bag.