Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why you readin', bitch?
- Thank you... - Welcome to the show.
(laughs)
You have absolutely mastered this game.
♪ Friday night, 9:00 p.m. ♪
I need to take you home and beat on you 'cause I hate myself.
♪ Two, three, four, five, six, seven days ♪
You sorry-ass piece of sh... (gun clicks)
Okay, bec... bec... okay.
The enemy is at the edge of the village.
- There's no way... - It's impossible.
- I don't... - That's his foot, isn't it?
What're you gonna do with that j...
Yes. Dude.
While we had huge turnout from our faithful supporters...
Good-bye, commander.
♪ Yeah, we're gonna keep it going ♪
Let's... hey, let's get this party started.
Sure. Oh.
- Oh... - Found it.
- All right. - All right.
- I'm Jordan Peele. - And this is Key and Peele.
(cheers and applause)
♪ Houston, Philly, San Diego ♪
Oh, you're eating the sandwich! You're eating the sandwich.
♪ Lubbock, Durham, Salem, Dayton ♪
Oh.
- I don't understand [bleep]! - Whoa!
Not in the knee!
♪ Pittsburgh, Newark, Plano, Lincoln ♪
There's an explanation for what went down!
I'm telling you.
so when I see somebody reading for fun,
Where's that song?
(sighs)
Thanks so much for opening up to me...
Commander! Don't go! They'll torture you!
Oh, well, you had insulted me earlier.
Yeah, he curled up. Look at that. He's fetal.