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(laughs)
Thanks so much for opening up to me...
- There's no way... - It's impossible.
Oh, you're eating the sandwich! You're eating the sandwich.
Good-bye, commander.
Commander! Don't go! They'll torture you!
- Thank you... - Welcome to the show.
Oh, well, you had insulted me earlier.
Sure. Oh.
Not in the knee!
There's an explanation for what went down!
- I don't understand [bleep]! - Whoa!
- I don't... - That's his foot, isn't it?
While we had huge turnout from our faithful supporters...
♪ Yeah, we're gonna keep it going ♪
You sorry-ass piece of sh... (gun clicks)
Why you readin', bitch?
so when I see somebody reading for fun,
♪ Pittsburgh, Newark, Plano, Lincoln ♪
- Oh... - Found it.
I'm telling you.
(cheers and applause)
Yeah, he curled up. Look at that. He's fetal.
♪ Lubbock, Durham, Salem, Dayton ♪
♪ Houston, Philly, San Diego ♪
You have absolutely mastered this game.
Oh.
What're you gonna do with that j...
Yes. Dude.
- All right. - All right.
♪ Friday night, 9:00 p.m. ♪
Let's... hey, let's get this party started.
(sighs)
♪ Two, three, four, five, six, seven days ♪
The enemy is at the edge of the village.
Okay, bec... bec... okay.
Where's that song?
I need to take you home and beat on you 'cause I hate myself.
- I'm Jordan Peele. - And this is Key and Peele.