Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Twenty to one, Enid Borden never looked that beautiful on her wedding day.

and if continuously inhaled, death.

♪ By the dawn's early light ♪

Look out for that bump!

hewn from majestic redwood forests.

I'll give you anything you want. Money, broads, automobiles.

If these creatures could talk, they'd give the citizens a vote of thanks.

This guy knows God personally. I hear they play racquetball together.

Reverend Whirley abducted that girl, had his men throw her in a pit...

You can almost reach out and touch the tension.

Señor Tito Provencal

Well, whatever.

The dedicated people of the Los Angeles Police Department are one big family...

There was someone I wanted her to meet, and it wasn't Detective Streebek.

[Friday] 1:15 p.m. After requisitioning a replacement vehicle...

It's for you Your birthday

Simulated surroundings, three squares a day.

aboard my jet for a few restful days in Acapulco.

I still couldn't get my mind off what happened to Joe Friday.

- Streebek? - I'm up at the Caesar mansion.

We briefed Captain Gannon on the outlandish festival we had attended.

♪ Their job Their job ♪

The missing giant anaconda was still here last night at 8:30.

Alan Hale, Jr! Wow! Gilligan, little buddy!

Joe Friday was the most dedicated cop in this city.

Captain Gannon, this is Streebek.

Friday, we're allowed to go 55.

♪ Through the perilous fight ♪

♪ They got the girl all frightened Now that's not nice ♪

You know the kind of man he was.

[Narrator] Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to see is true.

[Friday] 4:15 p.m.

But there's one thing that never changes.

Good evening, Reverend.

That he is not responding to our pressure to resign.

I'll tell you what you do before you go home and start polishing your pennies.

- Hello. May I help you? - Emil Muzz, please.

this is not working on little tookleen

actually believes he's going to be alive tomorrow.

- Friday! - Streebek?

Put your goat leggings on and try to blend in.

unless you have something tangible to direct it against?

Whirley's headed to Mexico in his private jet.

That man with the collar.

I could use one. You want anything?

- Your name is Friday? - Joe.

For the first time in 12 years, I rolled into traffic with a new partner.

You know these words. Come on. Sing along.

Oh, thank God! Vibrator repair?

I don't have to publish their junk just because they got 1st amendment rights.

If you're that strapped for cash, I'd suggest a part-time job.

The White Pages, my favourite. You ever actually reach out and touch someone?

Do you want to watch J.D.'s Revenge? (1976) you want to watch Garfield you want to watch Maggie and the ferocious beast you want to watch Mrs Stanley you want to watch old spice

♪ In case you might be worried about the friends you'll lose ♪

they form a liquid fertilizer that's clear as water.

this is not working on little sia

And you stole your landlady's wedding dress...

I'm watching my TV.

At ease, Streebek. We got another one.

where it's not advisable to stand around whistling.

the throat, eyes, lungs, and nose, and could cause vomiting and death.

The lottery I can fix.

that God, no matter how he is worshipped...

there's a dress code for detectives in Robbery-Homicide.

chose, in His infinite wisdom, to deposit here...

♪ To enforce the laws To enforce the laws ♪

I demand an immediate explanation for this outrageous behaviour.

It's not mister, junior, bub or Streebek. It's Pep.

Let's not stand around here moping. I'm hungry! Let's go for chili dogs.

- I assume you were once a civilian. - Yes, ma'am.

and attempted to determine the precise identification of the missing gases...

Pretty clever of Whirley manoeuvring him up here to Caesar's party.

located in the ecologically-balanced San Gabriel Mountains.

♪ You have the right to remain silent ♪

I hate you, Streebek.