Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Good night, Streebek.

Commissioner...

We're late for our watch already, and raw tuna isn't my bag.

Police work is a matter of us against them, not Mother, may I?

But then I realized Joe would never spring for the price of a motel room.

creed and persuasion...

3,000 gallons of two deadly chemicals had been siphoned individually...

The California penal code 314.1 covering obscene conduct in public.

Why, both, of course.

It's just you...

♪ It ain't funny I might want money ♪

just the facts if you don't mind mam

It didn't surprise me that he was late...

I'll be leaving you in charge here, Emil.

Since I'll be doing it holding my nose, I'll be doing it with one hand.

Friday, Streebek. Robbery. You have some Pagan cards?

Those 3.6 million citizens who expected him to be on the job this morning...

the only car the department would release to us at this point...

This is the city. Los Angeles, California

Granny Mundy, may I escort you to Joe's car?

The Pagans were taking them. We tried to fit in.

Exactly! That kind of behaviour...

on the precise behaviour and dress of today's average street gang member.

but I had the pleasure of spending the evening in the company of Connie Swail.

It's only time before we tie you in to one of those Pagan jobs.

i know you see looking at me when you already know I wanna die in hell you already know I wanna die in hell you already know

These animals have it pretty good.

After witnessing the raging political turmoil on Streebek's puny TV...

[Man] This is the city. Los Angeles, California.

You picked two of my favourites.

I'll be enforcing the public health code.

Anyhow, how much do you figure a monthly run of your...

But I knew that any detective the department had to offer me...

Do you have any idea what day it is?

My publishing company is not a private platform for a bunch of yahoos.

Oh, my goodness. I'm gonna be late for my stake-out.

Look, there's the mayor.

He's thickheaded, insensitive and reactionary.

Yes, sir. Don’t ask him that, Fagan…

See if you can get a line on the man they work with.

where even a gross pornographer like Jerry Caesar...

Chewing gum, Snickers bar, and my attorney, badge kisser!

But that's probably all Greek to you, isn't it, Mr Gingivitis?

Dozens of them.

It builds character. It did in my case.

Shake your booty

There it goes. Let's roll.

Yes sir, It’s Duke time sir.

We're gonna put you where your kind always ends up: In a 7-by-7 cage...

Friday, these animals...

♪ Just the facts, ma'am Just the facts, ma'am ♪

Think of Christmas?

We had to dive in to save the virgin being eaten by the giant snake.

You will monopolize all pornography.

and mixed those chemicals into a deadly gas before we got there.

You are a civilian and probably unaware the department's regs...

Friendships start with first names...

in some hundred-year-old penitentiary with a wooden plank for a bed.

Cleaner streets, better schools, a good hockey team.

Or they can try to take it the easy way.

Vitamin D, calcium...

Oh, my God! Jonathan!

That's a good idea.

No, ma'am. Los Angeles Police Department.

a pristine virgin in a gown of white.

Come on, Joe. Slow down!

- You can't just walk up to him... - Streebek.

He had an extensive list of merit citations which was tainted...

Yes, sir. We'll roll as soon as we requisition a new...

By this time tomorrow, thanks to that poison gas...

we were issued a new Ford Escort subcompact...

Nice work, Joe.

this is not working on little rexona

♪ Oh, say can you see ♪

Request Code 3. Officer in distress.

- What is bothering you besides me? - I'm thinking about those Pagans.

Anything! Just name it.

Small surprise before the ceremony starts?

Joe! You have a date?

I'll be hitting Route 30. Keep me posted.

- Frank won't be coming in today. - 24-hour virus?

Do you have any idea what time it is?

You can bet the house on it.

Yes, sir. Ma'am.

My hat's off to you, ma'am. Hope you stay that way.

Hey, Sylvia Wiss!

Do yourself a favour, friend.

- 30 feet. - 20 feet.

[Friday] 6:30 p.m. After witnessing the gratuitous sex display...

- Connie? - That's him.

where he still exhibits a blatant disregard for departmental procedure.

I know the young man was overzealous, but he springs from a great tradition.

I'm glad, Connie.

After absorbing minutes of gratuitous verbal abuse...

- Hey, Pep. - What's shaking?

Sometimes it hides a little snack for later.

As for Streebek and me, we're back on day watch at Robbery-Homicide...

Arsonists posing as firemen had left a Pagan card...

there are those who have it and those who want it.

in and for the County of Los Angeles.

I'm positive, Joe.

That's right, mister, you don't.