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If Kamala Wins, We’re All DOOMED‼️

Dumb kids. Know-it-alls.

We rolled for you. You're going last.

...and the blood washes away in little rivers...

He's been up there a year fixing up that place. Must have dropped $25,000.

If you'd mix this stuff right, you'd get all the protein you need.

- I'll have a counselor bring me back. - Why not?

- I hate Monopoly! - Not the way I play it.

- More beer? More beer. - Let's see. A railroad.

What do you want?

What am I gonna do?

Oh, God, this place!

Oh. I'm so glad!

His wife was a nervous wreck until we got him home.

We'll be laughing about this tomorrow, I promise.

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- Where are they? - I don't know. Come on.

Move it out. Move it out. Okay, little to the left. Now... No, no.

Wait until he lands on my old Kentucky home.

But when you've had a dream as long as I have, you'll do anything.

Please! Oh, please!

Your folks are on the way up.

What's the matter? Do you see something?

Somebody turned on the lights at the archery range.

It's got a death curse!

...and then the sound stops.

Nobody said anything about snakes.

- Who's that? - A guy named Ralph. The town crazy.

I hate when people call them kids. Sounds like little goats.

We keep statistics. We have more accidents, more rapes, more robberies...

I'd better look.

- Is there anything else you want? - No, thanks, Sandy. I'm fine.

Stop, please! Please! Stop!

When I looked into that mirror, I knew I'd always be ugly.

- I think it's a pretty color. - Okay.

- Trouble? - Yeah. A bad bulb or no power.

What can I say? It's not much, but I call it home.