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♪ Passive when I'm in record... ♪
GUZMIN: Ah.
♪ It's only on the outside ♪
(groans)
- Let's go. - What? Wha...
♪ Faker than your boobs, bitch... ♪
Ted?
He is a weak man with no self control.
Um, yes.
(panting)
A-ha, ah, ah, ah.
♪ ♪
Look at you.
- Have a good day, Miss Mitchell. - Yep. You, too.
♪ Hey ♪
I didn't know that. (chuckles)
I haven't decided yet if I'm gonna get an epidural,
♪ To be you ♪
♪ It's hard to see, it's not enough ♪
("The Girl Who Fell To Earth" by Gaz Coombes playing)
You know, he's just super friendly.
(shushing)
♪ ♪
I don't know if I want to bring her up in L.A.
(laughs)
♪ faker than your boobs bitch ♪
(sighs)
♪ We face the music together ♪
I can't believe she's eight. I can't believe she's here.
Yeah, but... you're good-looking.
Where I'm from, you learn to read a man.
All right, it's probably a cultural thing.
One more. Here we go. Here we go.
- that I bring home, okay? - He is empty-headed.
He is not for you.
♪ At times we couldn't see the light ♪
TED: So, you review books for a living,
You know, I could... this can go away.
Just popped out to get us some breakfast.
But not L.A. cool, not frosty cool.
And this building.
Right. I forgot there's a baby.
♪ Bitch, dumber than your stupid ass looks ♪
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