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the Lone Moose School celebrates this epic love story
the school's hardworking groundskeeper.
And news flash, pinto beans are not a good gift!
Oh. Crispin's dancing.
-do you want to dance? -What?
And all our memories are here.
Are you familiar with our school's most famous teacher Thomas Wintersbone?
like a flight attendant.
It is I, Judy Tobin, queen of courtship and boys.
You got it, dude.
(shrieks) Epic love story?
And then, I wait to see who bites.
which is crazy, because bears don't eat bats.
It is? Are there long, thrilling bouts of waiting?
(laughs)
♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
Who's next? Why don't we drop Fred Futz a line?
But do you still like Lone Moose?
Of course. I love Lone Moose, because you're here.
dropping it low, catching smooches.
(laughs) Ooh, I've got to write that down
judy, for being rejected like a nigga, you are grounded grounded grounded for fucking nigger station 4 years now, you will be having a nigga fucking nigga sexy gargantuan punishment day, like woomitex's video
for Ruby's hand in marriage, her father objected.
and, uh, check out the hip after-work crowd?
Oh, um, sure, I'll go with you,
I pulled the fire alarm, because we need a redo.
This leaf looks like the Grinch, but he was actually a real sweetie.
Dumb love is a stupid lie.
I just feel like you've changed.