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You know the best part about you challenging me on Dishwalla?
[Scoffs] LeBron isn't all that. The Cavs are doing great without him.
Why is that so shocking?
Lily's stamp is gold. I'm reading this book because of her.
It just means you get to spend even more of your life with her.
I'll be waiting for you in hell, Eriksen. [Retches]
Fine. I have to go to the little boys' room.
I mean, my whole life... this life...
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Why shouldn't I give him the old...
I, uh... I may have something.
Should know more after he gets back from chemo.
I never want to see you again, tree man!
- Give me one example. - How about when you turned your boss...
- You're off the Gruber Pharmaceutical case. - No. [Sighs]
You went undergrad to Holy Cross. That's my alma mater.
It wasn't the guy handing out coupons in the hot dog costume, was it?
But maybe this isn't the moment to stick your neck out for Brad.
- That is good. Oh. - [Bell Dings]
And what is that?
Look, I'm not saying they're my favorite band...
That still could have been worse.
Marshall?
- I mean, may-maybe I should see other people. - Whoa, dude. No!
it's old Teddy West Side over here.
What a kick-ass day! I run into you.
Actually, you're probably tied with LeBron James for that title.
- I thought we ruled them out. - [High-pitched Voice] I don't remember that!
Not your office. I need to take a dump.
- [Bell Dings] - No backpedaling. You're Marshall Eriksen.
- So, we've got a deal somewhere? - We sure do.
Please. You're a piggyback stamper.
You are the new face of and exclusive customer to...